Mad Cyril
The Fresh Prince of Belfairs⭐⭐🦐
Just got over one cold, and now on Sunday night I'm starting to feel **** again. Just **** off.
Reach over the top and man up for Christ's sake.
Just got over one cold, and now on Sunday night I'm starting to feel **** again. Just **** off.
Reach over the top and man up for Christ's sake.
After treading in dog poo in the dark for the umpteenth time, my elderly neighbour who is 82, who I help non stop for free, telling me that her dog can poo where it likes. I agreed with this, but kindly asked her to pick it up, or unlucky people like me are not only getting it on their shoes, but also then treading it in the carpet. It takes ages to scrub out and get rid of the smell. She takes no notice. I have never seen her pick up after her dog as she doesn't even take poo bags with her. The dog walk consists of 3 houses to the left, and then 3 houses to the right. So every day that stretch is covered in it. And no, I can't snitch on her to the council, as that's not something I do.
EVERYTHING!
wrote my car off at the weekend after spinning out on an oil spill on a roundabout, me and 2 kids in the car, Luckily we are all well but now to deal with the **** aftermath, had the thing on finance so not really sure how that's going to work and insurance company too eager to write it off, on top of that, boilers busted this morning, as well as the pipe under the sink! on the positive side, old bill saw exactly what had happened on the roundabout and I am not liable for any damages and no further action will be taken against myself so they actually knew I wasn't driving dangerously which is nice for once!
Least you're all still breathing mate, thats the main thing. The rest is just an annoyance that will sort itself out.
The amount of 45s I hit on that lunchtime darts session.
The amount of 45s I hit on that lunchtime darts session.
Did they not object to you throwing darts @ them during their lunch break??????
I don't suppose the Manager of that record shop was very happy either
Been given a spanky new huge laptop with a massive memory & HD....you think it'd boot up in seconds....no it's like a lumbering beast, takes a good 5 minutes from first switch on before I my deskop pops up and I can logon onto Shrimperzone.
Same with shutdown...takes so long I get fed up and power it down.
Out of interest do you work on the digital railway project?
No mate, though I know a few that do. Why's that?
Still got my b****y cough .
Are you my wife? Pretty much 3 weeks she's had it, and I've had to sleep with a blow up doll in the lounge at times to get some sleep.