Things that are a cast-iron guarantee that someone is a complete plum

[Pubey]

Studied at the 'University of Life'

Their car headlights have eyelashes

 

[Pubey]

Recumbent cyclist

 

[Napster]

I'm not racist but,

 

[Mad Cyril]

Slip on shoes.

Unless you are in the mafia.

 

[Uncle Leo]

Recumbent cyclist

Hey everyone! Look at me! Look at meeeeeee!

Utter *****.

 

[GBJ]

Religious types, who believe in bearded sky daddies & live their life based upon a storybook from centuries ago.

 

[Ricky Otto]

Stone Island

 

[Mad Cyril]

Jester hats at music events.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Staffordshire terriers or Pitbull type dogs as status symbols.

 

[colonelnutter]

Hipster beards.

People called Andrew who call themselves "Drew".

UKIP membership

 

[Chalky]

'No offence, but...*offends you*

 

[Gremlin]

A neck tattoo.

"Plum" is an extremely moderate term in this case.

 

[RobM]

Baseball cap sideways or backwards.

 

[Uncle Leo]

A neck tattoo.

"Plum" is an extremely moderate term in this case.

A comedian - and I thought it was Jerry Seinfeld but nothing is coming up on Google - once said that getting a neck tattoo was basically saying "That's it, society. I'm out".

While I'm here - anyone running a Twitter account for a bookmaker #bantz #ladz

 

[Supernaut]

Goes to 'Glasto' every year.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Supports Col Ewe

Copulates with Sheep

Dress up their kids in designer clobber that they will outgrow in 3 months, and then sit outside a ponce palace on Leigh Broadway ignoring said kid so they can loudly talk utter crap with other ******s.

 

[Floval Flyer]

Aggressive drivers
Range Rover drivers
Aggressive Range Rover Drivers!

 

[RHB]

Thinking Nigel Farage and UKIP are the business.

 

[Special Blue]

Salesmen/women/people/Reps! (Sorry to all I've offended but you bore me)!

 

[* ORM *]

Takes vertical videos (that's 90 percent of teens covered).

Types sentences with 'like' or 'dude' in them.

Speaks like an Australian with rising inflection in every sentence.

Are convinced that Barrett is a good footballer.