Southends weirdest fans

[Ex-SouthendUnitedEmployee]

Dagenham Kev is as mad as a box of frogs... gets my vote every time.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Some "delightful" characters themselves in this thread eh.

 

[Rattus Norvegicus]

Some "delightful" characters themselves in this thread eh.

A kettle should not the pot call black.


Oh hang on ........

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

There's an old guy in the East Greens that almost offers people out if they are seated in his row, and are late for the start of the game or the 2nd half. First of all, he won't stand up to let you pass, then he asks to see your ticket or season card, to make sure you belong in his row. Then he stands up and shouts aggressively in their face as they squeeze past. No one can do anything as he's about 80. Nutter.

 

[Voice of Reason]

What about Jesus in the east black s,in a world of his own.

 

[sufcwatcha1]

What about that bloke who sits in the directors box, not sure his name but very deluded and he thinks he owns the place!

 

[Voice of Reason]

What about that mild mannered 50 something grandad who is the perfect gentleman all week and turns into a demented madman the minute he steps into roots hall.bxxxer that's me

 

[Rattus Norvegicus]

What about that mild mannered 50 something grandad who is the perfect gentleman all week and turns into a demented madman the minute he steps into roots hall.bxxxer that's me

Oi grandad. NO.

 

[Floval Flyer]

It did make me laugh, seeing a 'Weirdest fans' thread started by 'Barry the Dog?' LOL!!

Is he a real dog? Or just pretending...

 

[WoodhamShrimper]

I think its Westy

 

[Kevin Hogg]

No mention of the wonderful Brothers Grim?
Yhe referee fella too? Mad as a hatter in a suit with filthy shirt collar? Dickie Worthington?
Noticed nobody has nominated themselves. We are all a bit barking...Southend United ffs.

 

[ThundersleyShrimper]

Sadly Alan passed away a few years ago, but Peter "Grim" is still around.
As for Dickie Worthington he only used to come to away games so he could sell his lottery tickets on the coach.

No mention of the wonderful Brothers Grim?
Yhe referee fella too? Mad as a hatter in a suit with filthy shirt collar? Dickie Worthington?
Noticed nobody has nominated themselves. We are all a bit barking...Southend United ffs.

 

[ThundersleyShrimper]

According to the Basildon United twitter feed Dagenham Kevin is about to appear on the Undateables, must stay up to watch that one!

Dagenham Kev has been a fixture since 2004...

 

[Ramsdenblue]

What about that mild mannered 50 something grandad who is the perfect gentleman all week and turns into a demented madman the minute he steps into roots hall.bxxxer that's me

Ditto.

But i am not no grandad, as far as i know.

Snr.

 

[Ron Manager]

What about that mild mannered 50 something grandad who is the perfect gentleman all week and turns into a demented madman the minute he steps into roots hall.bxxxer that's me

Yeah, he's a total wrong-un that's for sure :winking:

 

[McNasty]

Yeah, he's a total wrong-un that's for sure :winking:

Has he got a nutty nephew who travels miles to postponed games ?

 

[Leoblue]

Wow, Wayne Day is a blast from the past, I remember him. Maidstone away on a double decker bus, he kept ringing the bell all the way.:stunned: