Southends weirdest fans

[Guest]

and that tree hugging hippy bernie no friends

 

[Gremlin]

Can I vote for the Turtle Hawklord?

Flashing skull toy, strange paper skirts and a beret. Sits in the West I think. Used to have a penchant for balloons.

A1 chap all round.

 

[Guest]

And that Buster Bloodvessel lookalike Mr Hall, complete with strange eyebrows!

 

[elmo putney]

SIMON BOLTON IS UNDER COVER OLD BILL

 

[Barry the dog]

Quote[/b] (elmo putney @ May 07 2004,15:04)]SIMON BOLTON IS UNDER COVER OLD BILL

Come on Jonny boy we all know how much you wanted to join the police force and even went to college to study to become of them so stop getting jealous of Sgt Bolton and get back to delivering those boxes to old grannies who you sexually molest by the way.

PS: Hows the sex life picking up?

 

[Sniffer]

There is no chance of Elmo Putney being "under cover anything"...............the fat ****

 

[canada shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Gremlin @ May 07 2004,08:51)]Can I vote for the Turtle Hawklord?

Flashing skull toy, strange paper skirts and a beret.  Sits in the West I think.  Used to have a penchant for balloons.

A1 chap all round.

bloody hell i had forgotten about Michael.Does he still go to the hall?

 

[elmo putney]

Quote[/b] (Barry the dog @ May 07 2004,15:16)]

Quote[/b] (elmo putney @ May 07 2004,15:04)]SIMON BOLTON IS UNDER COVER OLD BILL

Come on Jonny boy we all know how much you wanted to join the police force and even went to college to study to become of them so stop getting jealous of Sgt Bolton and get back to delivering those boxes to old grannies who you sexually molest by the way.

PS: Hows the sex life picking up?

u mean the college course we done together mr top boy!! as 4 the sex life well it cant be as bad as yours the last couple of weeks

 

[Guest]

if she moans tell she has 2 other holes,congrats by the way just realised who you r

 

[Guest]

if she moans tell she has 2 other holes,congrats by the way just realised who you r

 

[Gremlin]

Quote[/b] (canada shrimper @ May 08 2004,21:44)]

Quote[/b] (Gremlin @ May 07 2004,08:51)]Can I vote for the Turtle Hawklord?

Flashing skull toy, strange paper skirts and a beret.  Sits in the West I think.  Used to have a penchant for balloons.

A1 chap all round.

bloody hell i had forgotten about Michael.Does he still go to the hall?

Oh yes. Rather disappointingly he's ditched some of the weirder garments, though.

 

[The Artful Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Gremlin @ May 11 2004,08:51)]Oh yes.  Rather disappointingly he's ditched some of the weirder garments, though.

who's this bloke with the skull face and hat in some weirder garments on the left then?

 

[DannyDagger]

Quote[/b] (BluePartridge @ May 06 2004,21:08)]

Quote[/b] (Got any Spall shorts @ May 06 2004,11:05)]just realised he could be kevin, ive never spent enough time with him to know his name, i think he has a drink problem.

Kevin I have many INTERESTING conversations with. I wasn't there, but once he was talking about Robot managers or something.

I think he's a bit clinically mental since he was up in a hospital near Manchester and used to watch all the football up there. I believe he follows Daggers closely also he likes to visit Thurrock occasionally.

I cant believe you have a fan weirder than Kevin. World famous at Victoria Road, everybody knows him for rambling on about anything and everything

 

[Gremlin]

Quote[/b] (The Artful Shrimper @ May 11 2004,09:31)]who's this bloke with the skull face and hat in some weirder garments on the left then?

That's Michael! Quite a mild get-up by his high standards, mind.

 

[Barry the dog]

Quote[/b] (DannyDagger @ May 11 2004,13:33)]

Quote[/b] (BluePartridge @ May 06 2004,21:08)]

Quote[/b] (Got any Spall shorts @ May 06 2004,11:05)]just realised he could be kevin, ive never spent enough time with him to know his name, i think he has a drink problem.

Kevin I have many INTERESTING conversations with. I wasn't there, but once he was talking about Robot managers or something.

I think he's a bit clinically mental since he was up in a hospital near Manchester and used to watch all the football up there. I believe he follows Daggers closely also he likes to visit Thurrock occasionally.

I cant believe you have a fan weirder than Kevin. World famous at Victoria Road, everybody knows him for rambling on about anything and everything

Danny,

You havent met this CS Cockles fella, he is one weird motherf**ker who is known for ****ing the bed on a regular basis and all over his floor in his room soking his ties and many other things.

This guy is messed up and needs serious help.

 

[TheLittleGazette]

Quote[/b] (Guest @ May 07 2004,07:52)]What about Mark Wallis, Steve Connolly and the Slug - what a set of beauties, fit for anybody's mantlepiece!

How about that hippee Echo Rugby journalist?? Bernie Friend!

 

[Guest]

How about the bloke with the carrier bag who sits in the far corner of the South Stand top tier, next to the spotty kid who stands up all the game like a complete nause and works in McDonalds!

 

[elmo putney]

Quote[/b] (Guest @ May 10 2004,21:20)]if she moans tell she has 2 other holes,congrats by the way just realised who you r

thanks 4 the advice...i'm guessing thats you Mr.Hall,if so congratulations 2 u aswell mate.....when can i sleep round again??? and how's beryl,say hello 4 me johnny campbell woah woah woah woah

 

[Napster]

Kevin I have many INTERESTING conversations with. I wasn't there, but once he was talking about Robot managers or something.

I think he's a bit clinically mental since he was up in a hospital near Manchester and used to watch all the football up there. I believe he follows Daggers closely also he likes to visit Thurrock occasionally.

Dagenham Kev has been a fixture since 2004...

 

[RobM]

Front of East Blacks you can find Waldorf and Statler!