Southends weirdest fans

[Barry the dog]

As much as i love the club it has been guilty of breeding some of the oddest fans in the country.

Here are a some of the many for you too choose.

 

[Mad Cyril]

My vote would go (if I knew his name) to a bloke I saw once after a home match (I think it was Plymouth). He is about 40 with greasy black hair in a side parting, NHS specs, Lord Anthony anorak and brown farahs that ended about four inches above his hush puppy style shoes.

This bloke was meekly shambling down Prittlewell chase clutching a thermos and seemingly scared out of his wits until a coach load of Plymouth fans drove past. At this point the chap stops, steps out into the road and gives it the w*nker sign to the Plymouth fans!

Hilarious.

 

[W4 Shrimper]

There's a chap in the East Greens who comes up with useful comments such as "We need to score a goal" or "We're going to lose this game. Or draw. Or maybe win it"

A total radio rentaller, but he's always at Roots Hall, so fair play to him.

 

[Barry the dog]

Theres also two brothers from Wickford that use to go quite a bit. They both have massive fringes and are always drunk when i see them at games.

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[BluePartridge]

I love them all!

 

[McScriven]

Quote[/b] (W4 Shrimper @ May 06 2004,10:21)]There's a chap in the East Greens who comes up with useful comments such as "We need to score a goal" or "We're going to lose this game. Or draw. Or maybe win it"

A total radio rentaller, but he's always at Roots Hall, so fair play to him.

Sounds like Barry Harris!

 

[Smudger]

How about that geezer that shat himself at a reserve game a couple of years back and had to borrow a pair of tracksuit bottoms from Tilly??

 

[McScriven]

Quote[/b] (Smudger @ May 06 2004,10:43)]How about that geezer that shat himself at a reserve game a couple of years back and had to borrow a pair of tracksuit bottoms from Tilly??

Yeah that's gotta be the weirdest of the lot!

Good lad though he even washed them and brought them back!

 

[Got any Spall shorts]

How about the dude who sits in the east yellows, wore a nice pair of tailored shorts on for our last home game, with ice white socks, those of you who use the bar below the east blue & yellow, would know him, talks b******s

 

[Got any Spall shorts]

just realised he could be kevin, ive never spent enough time with him to know his name, i think he has a drink problem.

 

[CS Cockles]

Yes thats Kevin alright.........................

anyway how the f**k did I end up on the list??

 

[Westcliff Shrimper]

Doesn't the bloke with the red trousers actually support Daggers, and was giving it the bigun about them coming up via the playoffs - right up until the point they got beat?

 

[Barry the dog]

Quote[/b] (CS Cockles @ May 06 2004,11:09)]Yes thats Kevin alright.........................

anyway how the f**k did I end up on the list??

Because last time you was at a game you was wearing a pink v neck sweater with no arms and looked like a right f**king twonk thats why.
Oh and who was that bird you was with at the Rochdale game? it was the best one youve had wrapped round you!

 

[The Artful Shrimper]

who was the bloke who used to swear till he was foaming at the mouth, have a fit and throw up everywhere, usually over the people in front?

 

[CS Cockles]

Quote[/b] (The Artful Shrimper @ May 06 2004,11:42)]who was the bloke who used to swear till he was foaming at the mouth, have a fit and throw up everywhere, usually over the people in front?

Ben Isaacs

 

[Barry the dog]

Quote[/b] (CS Cockles @ May 06 2004,11:56)]

Quote[/b] (The Artful Shrimper @ May 06 2004,11:42)]who was the bloke who used to swear till he was foaming at the mouth, have a fit and throw up everywhere, usually over the people in front?

Ben Isaacs

Idiot Young.

 

[shrimper magic]

Has to be bungle for me, the guy was a legend, when i was a kid standing by his gate in the north bank, he would make the day even better with some of his madness.

especially when i thought he was gonna run on the pitch ater the ref, for awarding a dubious pen against us.


BUNGLE FOR CHAIRMAN!!!!

 

[Smudger]

Bungle, Catweasel and Jocky Wilson were all part of the fun in those days.

I was also wondering the other day whether the catering girls look back with misty eyes to the days when the entire north bank would sing "get your tits out for the lads" as they walked back from the West with the takings. Regular as clockwork, week in and week out. They never did though.

 

[shrimper magic]

Quote[/b] (Smudger @ May 06 2004,12:31)]Bungle, Catweasel and Jocky Wilson were all part of the fun in those days.

I was also wondering the other day whether the catering girls look back with misty eyes to the days when the entire north bank would sing "get your tits out for the lads" as they walked back from the West with the takings. Regular as clockwork, week in and week out. They never did though.

yeah they were right spoil sports!!!

 

[The Artful Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Smudger @ May 06 2004,12:31)]I was also wondering the other day whether the catering girls look back with misty eyes to the days when the entire north bank would sing "get your tits out for the lads" as they walked back from the West with the takings. Regular as clockwork, week in and week out. They never did though.

...yeah you seen that one that looks like Bev from Corrie? I reckon she'd trip over them! probably tuck em in her knickers