Southend High Street Owl man.

[McNasty]

What is it about the Carlton that attracts odd people from far and wide?

Do you mind sir ? I may be odd and wide but I'm not far.:mad:

 

[Pubey]

What is it about the Carlton that attracts odd people from far and wide?

the one time ive been in there a man was standing at the bar for a good 5mins with his wang hanging out.... i was slightly alarmed!:eek:

 

[McNasty]

the one time ive been in there a man was standing at the bar for a good 5mins with his wang hanging out.... i was slightly alarmed!:eek:

As I told the judge "My zip has now been mended , your Honour".
He let me off with a suspended sentence , trouble was I was suspended by my "wang" which is now 21" long.

 

[Pubey]

As I told the judge "My zip has now been mended , your Honour".
He let me off with a suspended sentence , trouble was I was suspended by my "wang" which is now 21" long.

and a centimeter wide!

 

[Davros]

Does anyone who used to live in Benfleet remember the old fella who used to ride around on a Bicycle with an L plate on it? I think the bloke was called Ted.

I used to go to cubs at the hut next to Benfleet railway station (now burnt down) and i think he lived in the garage that was next to that, but was reportedly quite rich

 

[McNasty]

Does anyone who used to live in Benfleet remember the old fella who used to ride around on a Bicycle with an L plate on it? I think the bloke was called Ted.

I used to go to cubs at the hut next to Benfleet railway station (now burnt down) and i think he lived in the garage that was next to that, but was reportedly quite rich

Not old Ted Monk ?

 

[Leeboy]

Harry's brother?

 

[Rayleigh Weir]

I was suspended by my "wang" which is now 21" long.

and a centimeter wide!

Makes him sound like a tight fisted w*nker...

 

[Davros]

Not old Ted Monk ?

perhaps... whats the story?

 

[McNasty]

Makes him sound like a tight fisted w*nker...

Correct sir

 

[duncan bulgaria]

Anyone seen a fella who calls himself Radio Roy who drinks around benfleet , strange looking fella who carries a bag around all the time , he shuffles around the pub asking the staff to whack the volume up on the music as he loves music ...............' turn the music up darling , don't you knopw who i am , i'm Radio Roy '

Leg-end if ever i've met one

 

[Jam_Man]

This thread is superb :)

Beadle must be the most famous bloke in the town, everyone knows about him and we used to refer to him by that name before hearing other people do so.

The owl bloke is a bit worrying, my daughter always wants to see them but they do just seem to be sitting on his trolley whilst he is oblivious. Not sure if they can be dangerous but Im not overly happy when she goes to have a look.

The last time he seemed to have expanded out as he had some mad bloke playing George Formby songs on a toy guitar.

Clown bloke might be a normal chap but funny how we all perceive him to be a bit odd. Something weird about a bloke dressing like a clown...

 

[Davros]

im surprised noone has yet mentioned the Peruvian(??) tribal dances thats attack the high-street off a saturday... ah lone wolf!...

 

[leeblue]

Just gonna stick up for owl man, people take pictures of the birds etc etc, I know he donates money to havens on a regular basis from what he collects in town I presume.

 

[Firestorm]

im surprised noone has yet mentioned the Peruvian(??) tribal dances thats attack the high-street off a saturday... ah lone wolf!...

known in our house as "the patagonians" (Fast Show)

 

[Mad Cyril]

im surprised noone has yet mentioned the Peruvian(??) tribal dances thats attack the high-street off a saturday... ah lone wolf!...

That is because every pedestrianized shopping area in the UK has a patagonian pan pipe band and it is nothing out of the ordinary.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Just gonna stick up for owl man, people take pictures of the birds etc etc, I know he donates money to havens on a regular basis from what he collects in town I presume.

Does he make a profit or does it all go on Owl Mix?

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

Is there still the Clown around in the high street? I can't remember what he's name was.

Salvo the Clown - he used to live in Thundersley close to where my brother and his family used to live. Weird fella; something didn't seem quite right about him. Was he not the subject of a court case a few years back?

 

[Davros]

hell, its all flooding back now... is Disco Dave still around??

 

[canveyshrimper]

Salvo the Clown - he used to live in Thundersley close to where my brother and his family used to live. Weird fella; something didn't seem quite right about him. Was he not the subject of a court case a few years back?

He still does, he lives on Kingsleigh Park which is the caravan site in Thundersley. There was a court case a few years back but I can't recall the details, and I believe it was a not guilty.