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Released Players, Possible Transfer Targets?

If we needed another striker. Mark Burchill is available on a freebie...
 
Marlon Broomes and Karl Broadhurst are both experienced centre-backs who would be good at this level and are transfer listed on a free transfer. Broomes has been linked with Crewe and was on loan there this season I think but has Premier League experienc, 31 years old, about 6 foot.

I thought Broomes was a sweeper. ;)
 
this might sound like a friend of tillys golf partners long time cousin's maid's dentist. but today my sister rang up from cambridge telling of how she was chatted up working on behind her desk.

It was a man of black skin colour, and a shaved head. He went on to prize her away from her current boyfriend by offering her to watch him play football..
Who do you play for? she asked.
I'm currently on trial at southend united. said he.

Now i haven't looked at pictures all that much, and haven't been to a pre season yet! but, could anyone clear this one up for me? ;)
 
this might sound like a friend of tillys golf partners long time cousin's maid's dentist. but today my sister rang up from cambridge telling of how she was chatted up working on behind her desk.

It was a man of black skin colour, and a shaved head. He went on to prize her away from her current boyfriend by offering her to watch him play football..
Who do you play for? she asked.
I'm currently on trial at southend united. said he.

Now i haven't looked at pictures all that much, and haven't been to a pre season yet! but, could anyone clear this one up for me? ;)

Could be Bakayogo (or whatever his name was) or Jean, both have close cropped heads.

we relese sum yoth team players they is ur leval lol

English too difficult for you?
 
we relese sum yoth team players they is ur leval lol

Are you for real? Or should I have phrased that:

r U 4 reEL?

Good grief, is this the level of erudition which is now being spewed out by our education system? May the Lord help us all. If we're relying on geniuses like this to be paying taxes 30 years hence so that the rest of us can draw a pension, then we are well and truly done for.

As for you, our little Priestfield creature, we may be struggling... but your side is full of players we let go, so what does that make you?

;)
 
we relese sum yoth team players they is ur leval lol

there are certainly others on here that are more computer literate than me but at a guess you may have pressed the wrong key when launching google translate.
I do have a feeling that we are being taken for an amusing ride here. The choice of user name belies a little bit more intelligence than what is written.
Alternatively, he could be a Gillingham supporter *(which would explain everything......................... or he could be sniffing the Col (franglais) u.

* In the Yo thread (The Pub) he claims to support col u.
 
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Phil Ifil is set to leave Scum Ewe.

Could he do a job for us?

I believe he is left back?
 
Phil Ifil is set to leave Scum Ewe.

Could he do a job for us?

I believe he is left back?

He is indeed a right back, and one that Colchester fans don't think too highly of!

Paul Ifill on the other hand has left his trial with Brighton and signed for Wellington Phoenix.


Johnnie Jackson has handed in a transfer request to Colchester and he is one player that we could do with.
 
johnie jackson from colchester he can play left back and left midfield. He is my good friends cousin...he was actually approached by us when we was in the championship but he had already agreed to sign for col u.
 

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