Phrases you don't hear every week

[OldBlueLady]

My husband - "Here's some cash, go and spend it on what you like!"

 

[Tinks]

My husband - "Here's some cash, go and spend it on what you like!"

On that note OBL what about "you put your feet up love, I'll cook dinner and wash up"
Yer right if you like oven chips served in paper

 

[canveyshrimper]

On that note OBL what about "you put your feet up love, I'll cook dinner and wash up"
Yer right if you like oven chips served in paper

Or.
"Jackie, it's Donny Osmond here"

 

[Tinks]

Or.
"Jackie, it's Donny Osmond here"

Only in my dreams.
Words I have been waiting to hear for many years.

Probably would not know what to do if I DID actually hear it

 

[canveyshrimper]

Only in my dreams.
Words I have been waiting to hear for many years.

Probably would not know what to do if I DID actually hear it

:D

Oh well, enjoy your holiday at least.

 

[loz]

:offtopic: since about halfway down page 1. you're all fired.

 

[The Big Shrimp]

Only in my dreams.
Words I have been waiting to hear for many years.

Probably would not know what to do if I DID actually hear it

Protect your hubby's bottom from Donny!!

Talking of your hubby, here's an unheard quote "I'll give that back pass a bit extra!!" :whistling:

 

[* ORM *]

Matt the Shrimp - Take the day off Butler.

Darryl Flahavan - Look Gaffer, I can reach the crossbar.

Adam Barrett - See, I can kick a ball with my right foot.

Graham Norton - Look at the bumpers on that !

And finally one that will make more sense to SZFC III - Scott -Good game ref and I agree with every decision you've made.

 

[SUFC Forever]

A woman (any woman) saying "Isn't Pamela Anderson great?"...

 

[Harold Bishop Killer]

'Just the greek salad please. I am on a diet'

Michael Ricketts

 

[* ORM *]

Tomorrow you get your chance to vote on the Lisbon treaty - Gordon Brown

Scandalous and a national disgrace btw - surely the subject of a thread in its own right. Hmmmm OK

 

[Hazey]

I haven't said this in just over a week.

 

[Winkle]

Upset lady to naughty boy
" when I get hold of you, your feel the back of my hand"

What the matter with the front then!

George Best to Oliver Reed

" I'll just have a coffee thanks"

 

[RobM]

"Of course we will remove VAT from fuel!"

 

[TBV_Dan]

"And the top goal-scorer in league 1, with a total of 30 goals is Matt Harrold!!!"

 

[TBV_Dan]

"Darryl Flahavan in goal has a very big presence..."

 

[TBV_Dan]

"It's half time in league 1 and Southend are 3-0 up..."