Phrases you don't hear every week

[toellandback]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

 

[Southend_Lady]

Have you got any ginger in you Sam?

Actually worryingly my grandad was ginger before he was hit by the dreaded greying stage of his life. My mum's cousin also has a little boy with PURE ginger hair, Im talking ginger as you've ever seen! I am fair and I have freckles so it is certain that I have the ginger gene. God forbid that I might pass it on to any child I may bear. I can't even bear to think about it at the moment.

Oh and cue joke from Chadded: "do you have any ginger in you sam"

Sam: No.

Chadded: Do you want some ginger in you......

 

[toellandback]

Don't tell me ,your next line is going to be,would you like some ...;)

:D It reminded me of a certain joke involving Elton John and Billy Elliot.....

 

[chadded]

Actually worryingly my grandad was ginger before he was hit by the dreaded greying stage of his life. My mum's cousin also has a little boy with PURE ginger hair, Im talking ginger as you've ever seen! I am fair and I have freckles so it is certain that I have the ginger gene. God forbid that I might pass it on to any child I may bear. I can't even bear to think about it at the moment.

Oh and cue joke from Chadded: "do you have any ginger in you sam"

Sam: No.

Chadded: Do you want some ginger in you......

You lot must think so little of me. Rightly so though.


To be fiar though, the lass has a point. Having ginger kids is on a par with catching gay.

 

[Firestorm]

Leeds are my favourite team, hard but fair :whistling:

"Thank you Mr Bates, that's clears your debt in full"

;)

 

[Firestorm]

You lot must think so little of me. Rightly so though.


To be fiar though, the lass has a point. Having ginger kids is on a par with catching gay.

Steady, My Son is inexplicably Ginger...

But given his Mums later track record she could have worked with someone with ginger hair

 

[Cricko]

:D It reminded me of a certain joke involving Elton John and Billy Elliot.....

And Dennis Wise has been voted manager of the year.

 

[toellandback]

"Thank you Mr Bates for your donation to the Football Leagues summer party fund, what a lovely beard you have"

 

[chadded]

Steady, My Son is inexplicably Ginger...

But given his Mums later track record she could have worked with someone with ginger hair

I'm allowed to slag gingers though. I have gingivitis.

At this point , go onto youtube and watch Cartman from South Park talk about gingers..

 

[Cricko]

Doesn't Chadded remind you of some sexy porn film star.




















:D

 

[Cricko]

Look at Slipperduke ,he is Bald!

 

[Leeboy]

Chadded never throws up through drink

 

[toellandback]

. I have gingivitis.

God, i'm sorry mate. Is there any cure yet?? ;)

 

[Cricko]

And that is 6-0 now to SZFC, hatricks from both *Orm* and Leeboy.

 

[Southend_Lady]

"Chadded is voted fashion guru of the year with his 'barndance' style shirt"

 

[Southend_Lady]

"Vanessa Feltz wins the people's choice vote for woman of the year"

 

[Cricko]

Barry Harris is no longer a Virgin.

 

[toellandback]

"Vanessa Feltz wins the FHM voting for sexiest woman of the year"

 

[GNH]

"How did your curtains become so badly stained Mr Crickson"

 

[Benji91]

"Mr Winkle - i believe your dog has just mounted my female poodle"