Phrases you don't hear every week

[Cricko]

I understand every word Ozymandus has typed.

 

[Benji91]

"True Blue - Ban free for a week"

 

[GNH]

"Junior Toot and Mr B would like a non alcoholic drink please barman"

 

[Medway Blue]

Everyone loves Wiggy, it's so difficult to disagree with it.

 

[Firestorm]

You know, that CC551DAS really does talk sense

 

[ldnfatso]

SBH "The fish are at the bottom of the pond"

 

[* ORM *]

That surprised me too - very disappointed in you sir ;)

Duly edited. Innit.

Cheers - the perils of browsing on a phone. Honest Guv.

 

[osymandus]

And this years Nobel peace price goes to , CS Crew

 

[scrounger]

And this week we have a guest from Basildon to discuss the importance of Family Planning.

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

"And it's packed to the rafters here at the Weston Homes Community Stadium"

 

[Southend_Lady]

"Karl Duguid voted most popular man in Southend"

 

[Lester Bangs]

"Tucker you nutjob"

 

[chadded]

"Junior Toot and Mr B would like a non alcoholic drink please barman"

Quotes you dont hear every week. Not Quotes that must never, ever, ever, ever be heard. Ever. :p

 

[MrB]

"Junior Toot and Mr B would like a non alcoholic drink please barman"

We established earlier that we've gone a combined 11 days without booze. Though in that time we haven't encountered any barmen.

I then realised I was fibbing as I drank on Monday and Tuesday night, only an ickle bit though so it doesn't count....

 

[chadded]

We established earlier that we've gone a combined 11 days without booze. Though in that time we haven't encountered any barmen.

I then realised I was fibbing as I drank on Monday and Tuesday night, only an ickle bit though so it doesn't count....

I wouldnt worry, I'll be changing that soon.....

 

[blue scorpion]

And the European cup final enters extra time with col ewe and borient locked at 0-0 in a pulsating encounter with,dont forget, 200,000 of their respective fanatical armies of supporters being locked out hours before kick off.

 

[stoy_redstar]

mark (usual_suspect) is out clubbin with SZFC boys again

 

[stoy_redstar]

and its a league and cup double for SZFC III

 

[davewebbsbrain]

"I'm Pregnant"

Does that mean you are a jaffa ;)

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Cricko, you are looking young today!!