Does this only appeal to ladies' sense of humour?

[BLUEBLOOD]

it moves around as you try and screw

:offtopic: ... smut smut smut .. i despair, i really do :whistling:

 

[Mad Cyril]

I think it is funny that women will cheerfully pay to watch endless remakes of Pride and Prejudice and am thinking about doing a remake myself.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

I think it is funny that women will cheerfully pay to watch endless remakes of Pride and Prejudice and am thinking about doing a remake myself.

I can see you as a marvellous Mr Darcy Cyril. I'll put myself down for any role where I'm allowed to wear a corset.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

I can see you as a marvellous Mr Darcy Cyril. I'll put myself down for any role where I'm allowed to wear a corset.

Why change the habit of a lifetime big man

;)

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Why change the habit of a lifetime big man

;)

Indeed sir - you know what they say, chicks dig dudes with knockers.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

I have a better...."How many women to change a light bulb" if you want a giggle?

Q: How many chauvinists does it take to change a lightbulb?


A. None. The bitch can cook in the dark.

 

[please delete my account]

Morning Chaps!

I'm starting to think I don't really understand women.
Only the other week, I was pleasuring some dolled up strumpet when she said 'I want you to make me sore'.
Well, I didn't really understand what she was saying, but being eager to please, I pushed her to the floor and gave her a damn good shoeing.
Now she won't reply to my texts or answer my phone calls.

It doesn't make sense.

 

[Firestorm]

Morning Chaps!

I'm starting to think I don't really understand women.
Only the other week, I was pleasuring some dolled up strumpet when she said 'I want you to make me sore'.
Well, I didn't really understand what she was saying, but being eager to please, I pushed her to the floor and gave her a damn good shoeing.
Now she won't reply to my texts or answer my phone calls.

It doesn't make sense.

I know what you mean,

A brief acquaintance once asked me to give her 6 inches and make her bleed, so i s****d her twice and kicked her teeth in.

She never called again either...

 

[leathers20]

im a bit late on this but a terrible joke in my opinion! and shown some girls in the office, and im afraid they agreed it was a bunch of ****! sorry but nothing to do with the sex of the person reading, just a poor poor joke!

 

[OldBlueLady]

im a bit late on this but a terrible joke in my opinion! and shown some girls in the office, and im afraid they agreed it was a bunch of ****! sorry but nothing to do with the sex of the person reading, just a poor poor joke!

Thanks for your input there!

 

[leathers20]

surely thats why you posted?!? for input? just doing what you asked!

 

[OldBlueLady]

surely thats why you posted?!? for input? just doing what you asked!

Well yes, but considering everything else that then went on, it kind of seems a bit immaterial now!

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

How do you castrate a Colchester fan?



Kick his sister in the jaw.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

How do you castrate a Colchester fan?



Kick his sister in the jaw.

*applauds*

*wonders if a word other than "Colchester" is used when this joke appears on Orient forums*