Celebrity that you would most like to Smack in the mouth!!

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Graham Norton
Ashely Cole
Pete Docherty
Amy Winehouse

 

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

If you knew what you are talking about I would debate it with you but I won't waste my time.

That case would never have come to court in England and was the biggest farce ever. The woman (whom he was not married to) was proven to be a compulsive liar and her injuries were shown not to be a result of a so called assault but more likely a fall as Boycott had initially said.

She set out to destroy Boycott after he dumped her and to some extent succeeeded. For your information, Boycott is virtualy teetotal and produced many witnesses who confirmed he had no history of violent behaviour whatsoever.

Frankly sonny - you know jack sh*t and proved this fairly comprehensively I reckon so well done.:)

Well played sir. And if Geoff did it, who cares? His missus was probably a slag like Ulrika. Still love Stan don't we?

 

[Swiss Tony]

As with every time this thread is raised I'd smack Jamie Oliver in the mouth. Can we change the thread title to the celeb we'd most like to electrocute to within a moment of death, then crack an egg down their throat and watch them gargle their final death rattle with egg yolk sliding down their pathetic, ABOUT-TO-DIE OLIVER, chins?

Blimey mate thats wrong you need assistance, poor jamie

 

[SUFC Forever]

Well played sir. And if Geoff did it, who cares? His missus was probably a slag like Ulrika. Still love Stan don't we?

:) You are a very funny man indeed. Love it and if that doesn't deserve green rep my man, nothing ever will.

Top class and I salute you BAG...:finger:

 

[dashman]

Don't know why, but for me it's
Jenny Bond
any politician (however Boris is quite funny, but he is now mayor so I think I am safe)
Michael Jackson

 

[steveo]

Is Jade Goody exempt or have I missed some pages?

 

[OldBlueLady]

Is Jade Goody exempt or have I missed some pages?

No, she's not but still prefer her to Kerry Katona which is why I went for her....and would in real life too. At least Goody's had more respect for her unborn than to drink, drug and smoke herself into a stupor throughout her pregnancies.

 

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

I've just seen this advert for a Paul McCartney CD being given away in a Sunday paper, and he's my choice. What a cohnt.

Heather Mills should have been given all his money, and his cold lifeless corpse.

 

[MK Shrimper]

I've just seen this advert for a Paul McCartney CD being given away in a Sunday paper, and he's my choice. What a cohnt.

Heather Mills should have been given all his money, and his cold lifeless corpse.

Yeah, imagine being in the most important song writing duo EVER :whistling: What a barsteward!

 

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

Yeah, imagine being in the most important song writing duo EVER :whistling: What a barsteward!

John Lennon must have done all the good stuff, surely.

And surely the most important song writing trio is the Brothers Gibb.

 

[Andyhsufc]

Graham Norton
Jeremy Clarkson
Cashley Cole
John Barrowman
Alan Hansen
Heather Mills

 

[MK Shrimper]

John Lennon must have done all the good stuff, surely.

And surely the most important song writing trio is the Brothers Gibb.

They complemented each other wonderfully. Solo, they were both a bit ropey, Macca more than Lennon obviously!

And I'm pretending not to see the second sentence.....

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

 

[Ricey]

They may not be classed as celebs but they are massively in the public eye and at the moment, with me having to pay a fortune to run my beautiful Alfa I would like to punch the following:

and

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

 

[MK Shrimper]

Who the hell is that monstrosity?

 

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

Who the hell is that monstrosity?

Duffy. She's a cohnt.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Oh lol, I quite like her music but that's one BADDDD picture. Why's she a see you next tuesday precisely?

 

[canveyshrimper]

Duffy. She's a cohnt.

FFS how much does she charge to haunt a house?

 

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

Oh lol, I quite like her music but that's one BADDDD picture. Why's she a see you next tuesday precisely?

Just a gut reaction - you know what an unreasonable b@stard I am.