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Celebrity that you would most like to Smack in the mouth!!

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quite a long list but heres a few

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I would like to get into a room and smack Amy Winehouse for what she is doing with her life.
Shame such talent and potential and I quite like her music
I know if she had been my child as a parent I would have pulled out all the stops to get her back on the straight and narrow.
 
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For making steak cook in a gay way!!!

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and...

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Utter ****!

and last of all...

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Colchester tosser!!!

but even more lastly I would love to rape.....

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Well, I know there is a poster on here who is a fan of his articles but this guy gets my vote-

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He tries to act like the average sports fan, but it has been years since he could be included in that category. He is a decent writer, but he needs to stop acting like he speaks for the "average fan."
 

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He is an Idiot and such a waste of a life!!

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Like has been said - why why why????

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Big men dont fall over like this plonker

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All she does is bloody moan - sort your life out!!
 
Vanessa Felt and her husband. He needs a smack for actually having the audacity to marry her. Kerry Katona is a wicked call too what a chavvy crack head. I would also take pleasure in lumping that Jenny from apprentice, I know she isnt really a celebrity and I hope she never is but a massive bi*ch slap would make my day - esp today on my birthday!!
 
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On the basis that it looks revolting and has a beer belly bigger than mine I agree wholeheartedly but who is she?
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Kerry Katona - ex wife of Brian McFadden, "star" of the Iceland "That's why mums go to Iceland" ads, smack head, drunken, foul mouthed irresponsible mother of 4 who is happy to parade her "exploits" all over which ever tv show or glossy mag is happy to pay her for the priviledge. Oh, and used to be in Atomic Kitten, but usually was dubbed over as she sang mostly off key and was obviously only hired for the size of her breasts!
 
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