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Celebrity that you would most like to Smack in the mouth!!

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OldBlueLady said:
Kerry Katona - ex wife of Brian McFadden, "star" of the Iceland "That's why mums go to Iceland" ads, smack head, drunken, foul mouthed irresponsible mother of 4 who is happy to parade her "exploits" all over which ever tv show or glossy mag is happy to pay her for the priviledge. Oh, and used to be in Atomic Kitten, but usually was dubbed over as she sang mostly off key and was obviously only hired for the size of her breasts!
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Here here!! Dya know I even watched that sh*te they call a TV show about her on MTV once just to confirm my hatred and it was hideous!! Her walking around smoking & getting pis*ed when she was 7 months preggers - as well as wearing no bra and just an oversized t-shirt!!! She was almost kicking her t*ts as she walked along!!! Awful awful woman!!!

Pete Doherty would also get a mention and a smash in the face!!!
 
EastStandBlue said:
Like he slapped his wife up then? He's a venomous, drunken little w*nker who should pick on someone his own size before laying his hand on his wife.
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If you knew what you are talking about I would debate it with you but I won't waste my time.

That case would never have come to court in England and was the biggest farce ever. The woman (whom he was not married to) was proven to be a compulsive liar and her injuries were shown not to be a result of a so called assault but more likely a fall as Boycott had initially said.

She set out to destroy Boycott after he dumped her and to some extent succeeeded. For your information, Boycott is virtualy teetotal and produced many witnesses who confirmed he had no history of violent behaviour whatsoever.

Frankly sonny - you know jack sh*t and proved this fairly comprehensively I reckon so well done.:)
 
SUFC Forever said:
If you knew what you are talking about I would debate it with you but I won't waste my time.

That case would never have come to court in England and was the biggest farce ever. The woman (whom he was not married to) was proven to be a compulsive liar and her injuries were shown not to be a result of a so called assault but more likely a fall as Boycott had initially said.

She set out to destroy Boycott after he dumped her and to some extent succeeeded. For your information, Boycott is virtualy teetotal and produced many witnesses who confirmed he had no history of violent behaviour whatsoever.

Frankly sonny - you know jack sh*t and proved this fairly comprehensively I reckon so well done.:)
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Now, correct me if i'm wrong "Sonny", but Boycott maintained that the woman injured herself after a fall, despite the injuries she recieved not corresponding with such a fall on the evidence given in the French court. The evidence must've been pretty damning for him to be found guilt in the court of law... No matter what way you dress it up, the French courts are not that different from ours.

The media treatment he recieved at the time was harsh, but completely deserved as he showed absolutely no remorse nor care for a woman he supposedly loved for a number of years.

Being a sportsman, no matter how successful, does not give you immunity for treatment that you would not be condemning if it was a regular person walking down the street.

Thanks for the offensive and patronising tone though, it's much appreciated :clap:
 
EastStandBlue said:
Now, correct me if i'm wrong "Sonny", but Boycott maintained that the woman injured herself after a fall, despite the injuries she recieved not corresponding with such a fall on the evidence given in the French court. The evidence must've been pretty damning for him to be found guilt in the court of law... No matter what way you dress it up, the French courts are not that different from ours.

The media treatment he recieved at the time was harsh, but completely deserved as he showed absolutely no remorse nor care for a woman he supposedly loved for a number of years.

Being a sportsman, no matter how successful, does not give you immunity for treatment that you would not be condemning if it was a regular person walking down the street.

Thanks for the offensive and patronising tone though, it's much appreciated :clap:
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:peace:

:p
 
As with every time this thread is raised I'd smack Jamie Oliver in the mouth. Can we change the thread title to the celeb we'd most like to electrocute to within a moment of death, then crack an egg down their throat and watch them gargle their final death rattle with egg yolk sliding down their pathetic, ABOUT-TO-DIE OLIVER, chins?
 
C C Csiders said:
As with every time this thread is raised I'd smack Jamie Oliver in the mouth. Can we change the thread title to the celeb we'd most like to electrocute to within a moment of death, then crack an egg down their throat and watch them gargle their final death rattle with egg yolk sliding down their pathetic, ABOUT-TO-DIE OLIVER, chins?
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Scrambles around looking for the receipt for the New Jamie Oliver book that I bought for CCCsiders!!
 
C C Csiders said:
As with every time this thread is raised I'd smack Jamie Oliver in the mouth. Can we change the thread title to the celeb we'd most like to electrocute to within a moment of death, then crack an egg down their throat and watch them gargle their final death rattle with egg yolk sliding down their pathetic, ABOUT-TO-DIE OLIVER, chins?
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My thoughts entirely :clap: :clap:
 
C C Csiders said:
As with every time this thread is raised I'd smack Jamie Oliver in the mouth. Can we change the thread title to the celeb we'd most like to electrocute to within a moment of death, then crack an egg down their throat and watch them gargle their final death rattle with egg yolk sliding down their pathetic, ABOUT-TO-DIE OLIVER, chins?
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Aberdeen Shrimper said:
Scrambles around looking for the receipt for the New Jamie Oliver book that I bought for CCCsiders!!
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Egg.ackerley ....this is turning into one of those old fried up threads we used to have .


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- Ainsley 'knob jockey' Harriott. Mug
- Helen Chamberlain. Ladyboy
- Ian Wright. Intolerable imbecile.

I could go on but this is making me angry
 
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