'Making love' to a woman!

[Blues Trader]

Uphill gardening

Getting your brown wings

slip her the crippler

funniest thing I heard on TV once was as a bloke was about to ejaculate he shouted out 'Stand by bomb doors' :)

In off the pink

Rat up a drainpipe

Give her the pork sword

 

[Lucas D]

Gave her a Polling

Slam in the lamb

 

[South Bank Hank]

Uphill gardening
Give her the pork sword

Which reminds me of a funny story from my school days. I suspect it was one of those "had to be there" type stories but I'll risk it...


A friend of mine and I had read some grafiti on a desk.

"Ha, ha, Pork Sword", says I, "that's a new one on me!"

My friend agrees and it's the first time he's heard this one too.

Some weeks later, he asks, "What was that cracking phrase for **** again? Oh yeah, I remember..."










"PIGGY STICK!"

:D

 

[Birri]

How about a damn good rogering

 

[Tommy2holes]

pin her to the wall like a picture

Drill her like a jcb

sausage bobbing

one in the minky one in the stinky

pounding

rim raid (anal)

a good violating

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Sent the purple-headed womb ferret home to it's burrow.

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

screwed

(damnt his no short posting thing)

 

[TrueBlue]

Mounted (If she's a fatty)

Well you would know all about that wouldnt you