'Making love' to a woman!

[Jay_Shrimper]

Stuck a firework in, and let of my explosion.

 

[Rayleigh Weir]

Courtesy of Spinal Tap - Sink her with my pink torpedo...

 

[McNasty]

Wave your arm round in a warm room.

(For a lady of loose internal proportions)

 

[southend_utd_fan]

Beasting

Destroy

 

[The Flying Scotsman]

f%cked

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

cured with a hot beef injection and mayonnaise ...

 

[C C Csiders]

Quote[/b] (dave cusaks nose @ Jan. 17 2007,16:40)]berry the c%&t

 

[moneypit23]

Introduced to the purple headed womb weasel.

 

[Bielzibubz]

Skimmed n rimmed

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (mcnasty @ Jan. 17 2007,23:27)]Wave your arm round in a warm room.

(For a lady of loose internal proportions)

Waved your baton around in the Albert Hall

(for a lady of even looser internal proportions)

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

* Go balls-deep whilst she's adjusting the video (aka Doggy-style)

* Slipped her a length

* Parked the python

* Got one's rocks off

* Got one's end away

* Indulged in intercourse

* Knocked up

* Engaged in coition

 

[Shrimpersarmy]

Quote[/b] (The General @ Jan. 17 2007,17:40)]

Quote[/b] (scrounger700 @ Jan. 17 2007,17:28)]Poo Pipe Poked (Anal)
Travelled down the brown canal (again anal)

I dont wanna know what you get up (ha!) to ...

We already discovered what he gets upto in this department over New Years

 

[Firestorm]

Quote[/b] (mcnasty @ Jan. 17 2007,23:27)]Wave your arm round in a warm room.

(For a lady of loose internal proportions)

aka Throwing a banana up Oxford Street

 

[Desert Shrimper]

...or a sausage down Regents Street.

Invading the gates of her love house with a purple battering ram.

 

[canveyshrimper]

Quote[/b] (Firestorm @ Jan. 18 2007,13:36)]

Quote[/b] (mcnasty @ Jan. 17 2007,23:27)]Wave your arm round in a warm room.

(For a lady of loose internal proportions)

aka Throwing a banana up Oxford Street

Or waving a matchstick in the Dartford Tunnel

 

[Pubey]

Or waving a matchstick in the Dartford Tunnel

family guy: throwing a stick down a corridor!

my mate: "she was so loose i climbed inside and had a ****!"

 

[Artfulshrimper]

From spinal Tap;-

Spraying the Hay

Sinking her with my Pink torpedo

Licked my Love Pump

 

[Dept36]

Boffed,not that i would do such a flithy thing.

 

[essexblue]

Down Loaded

 

[shrimper loz7]

Cant believe no one's metioned bonked! :D