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'Making love' to a woman!

[b said:
Quote[/b] (The Bloke In The Pram Shop @ Jan. 17 2007,16:07)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Hong Kong Blue @ Jan. 17 2007,15:59)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (The Bloke In The Pram Shop @ Jan. 17 2007,15:55)]Had a "posh w&nk"
I may be getting confused with my terminology, but I thought that was still a solo activity and that the posh bit referring to using protection?
Using protection?? While w&nking?? Protection from what...dirty fingernails?!
wink.gif


This particular expression I first heard from a mate that had visited a prostitute the night before and had therefore cheated on his longstanding missus. When questioned as to whether he felt guilty he replied

"No, not really.......it's just a "posh w&nk" innit?"
haha a posh w&nk is definitely a w&nk with a condom on (cos it was my uni nickname - due to my name not my solo activities!)


err.... rutted
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] (jontosh2001 @ Jan. 17 2007,16:31)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (The Bloke In The Pram Shop @ Jan. 17 2007,16:07)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Hong Kong Blue @ Jan. 17 2007,15:59)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (The Bloke In The Pram Shop @ Jan. 17 2007,15:55)]Had a "posh w&nk"
I may be getting confused with my terminology, but I thought that was still a solo activity and that the posh bit referring to using protection?
Using protection?? While w&nking?? Protection from what...dirty fingernails?!  
wink.gif


This particular expression I first heard from a mate that had visited a prostitute the night before and had therefore cheated on his longstanding missus. When questioned as to whether he felt guilty he replied

"No, not really.......it's just a "posh w&nk" innit?"
haha a posh w&nk is definitely a w&nk with a condom on (cos it was my uni nickname - due to my name not my solo activities!)


err.... rutted
I agree with the definition, but am wondering if you are called something like Johnny Chickenstrangler.
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Hong Kong Blue @ Jan. 17 2007,16:44)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (jontosh2001 @ Jan. 17 2007,16:31)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (The Bloke In The Pram Shop @ Jan. 17 2007,16:07)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Hong Kong Blue @ Jan. 17 2007,15:59)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (The Bloke In The Pram Shop @ Jan. 17 2007,15:55)]Had a "posh w&nk"
I may be getting confused with my terminology, but I thought that was still a solo activity and that the posh bit referring to using protection?
Using protection?? While w&nking?? Protection from what...dirty fingernails?!
wink.gif


This particular expression I first heard from a mate that had visited a prostitute the night before and had therefore cheated on his longstanding missus. When questioned as to whether he felt guilty he replied

"No, not really.......it's just a "posh w&nk" innit?"
haha a posh w&nk is definitely a w&nk with a condom on (cos it was my uni nickname - due to my name not my solo activities!)


err.... rutted
I agree with the definition, but am wondering if you are called something like Johnny Chickenstrangler.
nah tosh..posh
 
dropped anchor in poo bay (botty obviously)
sunk the pink
the choo-choo train is in the tunnel
 

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