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  1. TrueBlue

    Some Jokes....

    The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper. The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you let me shag you for a pound?" "Certainly not!" exclaimed the young woman...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. canada shrimper

    another one for mcs

    I have just tried calling every number at the club to find out what time the shop is open today and all i get is a plain tone then some stupid garbled music for 30 seconds then it cuts me off.WHEN DOES THE SHOP OPEN TODAY PLEASE SIR.Also can you fix the phones before you fill in the team sheet...

  3. For all those who work in IT

    1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children's art. We don't have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours. 2. Don't write...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  4. Upton Park !

    Unfortunatly i couldn't make the big game at the Memorial stadium in sunny Bristol so i decided to accept some free tickets from Christian Dailly and set off to the sh*thole of East London (Upton Park) I thought id just say i have never ever ever hated a place more when i have visited grounds...
    • footymad13
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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