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  1. Lord Football

    What I learned last night...

    .. that Statler & Waldorf have another brother. If you were one of the three cretins in Row K of the East Stand Black, I'd just like to thank you for making me laugh out loud on several occassions last night. Some examples. I'll emphasise examples, because this barrage of numptiness went on for...
  2. GrimmRobes

    One to Start the Weekend (week 9)

    As Dave's on holiday I've been made caretaker manager of his "One to Start the Weekend" slot. First thing I thought when browsing YouTube for some classic tunage was "how on earth does he pick just one song each week?", so as the cat's away I'm going to spoil you with "Three to Start the...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. number11

    Football 'Talent' last saturday

    Reading the threads on here today (who is hot or not on the apprentice, and people getting excited over Massie's over sized assets), it reminded me of a thought I had on saturday at Roots Hall before kick off.... With a big crowd, the sun shining, a relegation dog fight about to take place...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Andy_S

    What Tilly should've said on Saturday?

    Ian Holloway, you legend. :cool: He says what fans feel and I for one would like Tilly to drop the nicey nicey attitude when it needs to be dropped. ARGYLE manager Ian Holloway was unequivocal in the wake of the Pilgrims' 4-0 defeat at Burnley. The home side had not won any of...
  5. Firestorm

    St Angells day

    Saturday is St Angells day (That day in 1993) lets hope Friday sets the tone for a good one
  6. Davros

    winehouse

    just watchin this 'live lounge' thing on bbc1, and while i would have to say, the tone and soul of her voice is fantastic... i cannot understand a single word she is singing!!

  7. wheres he gone

    could someone tell me where this lazy PRO? footballer went. wheres he now? did antone like him? sufc 2-1 shrimpers are back
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  8. a modern day pantomime

    there once was a land, faraway, where everything was lovely and nice, and blue and white, the ruler of this land was a small man, with experience in going backwards(an olympic sport), but to carry out his work he employed a man who wanted to be king, but due to his financial responsibilities...
  9. shrimperman

    Guttridge talks...

    Article from Orients OS, can't say I'm too impressed with his tone of dialect. Thoughts? LOFC OS Sorry if this has already been posted, couldn't see it anywhere
  10. GoochDogHighFives

    From one bottom team to another!

    Just had to come on here and say WELLDONE for shoving it up one of the big boys!! Heard that Scriven bloke on 5 live today AND the patronising tone of Victoria Derbyshire about the lack of coverage for teams not in the Premiership, when it is people like her that encourage such bias...

  11. Player ratings

    Completely unbiased player ratings out of 10. Darryl 11 - first half save from cheating scumbag Ronaldo was world class. Hunt 10 Hammell 10 Prior 10 Sodje 11 - absolutely rock solid, won everything.  Would have got a 12 if he'd put his chance away late on Gower 10 Maher 10 JCR 10 - phenomenal...
  12. Firestorm

    managerial Merry go round

    As managerial changes seem to have increased this season, no doubt we will hear Tilly's name being linked with other clubs. We all know he has publically stated his loyalty to the club, but will it be tested if the support from the stands starts to turn ? Family commitments have meant...

  13. This has to end…

    Sorry to bring the tone down after such a memorable night but this issue just has to sorted out. Whos side are the club and stewards on? Why oh why were the away fans (again) allowed to stand for the entire game?! It seems as if the club are really shooting their selves in the foot by letting...
  14. sufcintheprem

    SZ guitarists...

    Tens, elevens, twelves or bigger? Just bought a shiny set of twelves and though I would celebrate with a fairly inane survey of the pub. Personally, I think I prefer the rich tone on twelves but this is probably because I'm almost an exclusively acoustic player at the moment. An afternoon...
  15. DTS

    My dilema

    SZ'rs I call upon you to help me make a decision. This time last week I was the only one in the office when the phone goes. "Can I speak to the director of the business" came the voice. Must get 20+ calls a day with the same tone-very lazy cant even be bothered to reasearch our director name...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. Palace 3 - 1 Shrimpers

    This took too long to write. MtS has beaten me to it (and a good report too!), but I may as well post the fruits of my labours. Just got back from Selhurst Park. Here's my two penneth: First Half A great early break really set the tone for the first half, Bradders worked his socks off...
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  17. Stats

    Time To Spare A Thought

    ..........for spaceman spiff, leeboy and uxbridge shrimper whom are being dragged kicking screaming against their own wills to matt the shrimp's wedding in Edinburgh this weekend. For they will be missing quite possibly our most important game since bury those many moons ago. Mts normally...
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    • Replies: 44
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  18. Jokes And Oher Interesting things;

    13 things for a man to do in Tesco 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Davros

    Release scheduale 7th march onwards

    Daves Disclaimer - this scheduale is subject to change and i will not be held responsible for you running down to HMV with your £2.99 only to be disapointed March 7th Agent Blue - Children's Children Alec Empire - Gotta Get Out Blak Twang ft. K9 - G.C.S.E Caribou - Yeti C-Sixty Four - On...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Davros

    Releases over next few weeks

    February 14th Aberfeldy - Love Is An Arrow Angel City - Sunrise (Data) Atomic Kitten - Cradle Biffy Clyro - Only One Word Comes To Mind Death From Above 1979 - Blood On Our Hands DJ George J ft. Sevynn - Never Gonna Let You Go (Champion) Ed Harcourt - Loneliness Elvis Presley - Surrender...
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    • Replies: 44
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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