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  1. ozzy-shrimper

    Men In Tesco

    This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs. Murray, Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. canveyshrimper

    Scousers

    Probably been done before, but.... :D A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise...
    • canveyshrimper
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. davewebbsbrain

    Sankofa vs Chelsea

    What a tackle in the 1st 5 minutes to deny Drogba and Lampard 3 yards from goal...great great tackle and set the tone for the attitude of the players today!!

  4. Liven up that Tesco Shopping trip...

    HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCOS Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping: This letter was [allegedly] recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford : Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and...
    • A Century United
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Slipperduke

    Scolari Glad of 'Ugly' Chelsea

    Don't worry, they can still win ugly. Chelsea may have proved this season that they're capable of playing breathtaking football, but they needed a reprisal of the hard-working, tough-tackling days of Jose Mourinho in order to overturn Roma at Stamford Bridge last night. The Italians arrived in...

  6. Pubey's "Tunes from the Leftfield" - 15

    Only just discovered this guy.. but he is seriously great! if you like your singer-songwriters, but with glitchy electronica and a really chilled tone then he'll be up your street here we have Benoit Pioulard, with Kids are getting Younger there's a lot more on his myspace...
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. Ref Watch Singhing off key ....

    "A referee who likes nothing more than to let the players get on with the game commanding respect with a quiet word here or there rather than the ostentatious approach of some referees. He is not at his best if matches get nasty, but to his credit most of his don't." I've seen Mr Singh referee...
    • Mick
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    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. Yorkshire Blue

    Where is MtS when you need him..... ?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2574354/Row-as-Test-Match-Special-accused-of-laddish-new-tone.html http://content-uk.cricinfo.com/magazine/content/current/story/365007.html

  9. Touch Tone Symphony

    http://www.break.com/index/touch-tone-phone-symphony.html brilliant! :O :D
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Robbo

    Swearing: is it f*****g ok or not?

    Looking forward to tonight's game got me wondering... I'm taking my eight year old and one of his mates tonight and we'll be sitting in our new season ticket seats in East Reds having moved out of the South Lower. So, what is acceptable in terms of language on the "terraces" when there are...
  11. Lester Bangs

    Ringtone help needed

    Please help me, when it comes to computers I know about playing Jet Set Willy on my Spectrum 48 and thats about. What I want to do is make the music from this:- http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vWwjd_AbkDE&NR=1 My new ring tone I have a Nokia N95 and I was wondering if:- 1) It was possible 2)...
  12. J

    How was your weekend?

    Mine was ****ing excellent, one of the best so far. All the pals back from Uni, ****ing great night yesterday, in reflex, with some great guys and gals. Lovely breakfast out this morning, went out to lunch with the guys and gals again! And more importantly great 3 points yesterday, kinda set the...
    • J
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    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. J

    Perspective people.

    Jeez, some of you on here, really need to just calm down a little. Yes, wow good news for the club i'm sure, but threads like, Arise Sir Ron Martin? Jeez, the man has had planning permission approved, which is his job no (developer)? When we are flying high in the Championship, in front of sell...
    • J
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    • developer especially fro ive money tone
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  14. mosquito ultrasonic noise device

    Below is an article on the new "mosquito ultrasonic noise device" that is apparently only audible to 25 years and under (approx), It omits a high pitch noise that is painful to the ears but supposed to be harmless. It has be designed to disperse young people that are hanging around areas were...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. DTS

    How too take this joke forward?

    Rightio, Basically on Monday Ben at work got a really weird email from a customer on Friday last week. This email was from someone called Mr Slater - The bloke basically said that who the hell was Ben to ask him about his personal details - All he wanted was a mortgage quote? He asked Ben is he...
    • DTS
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    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    32 Years

    A remark on the Barnsley cup thread said that it had been 32 years since our last home cup tie in Rd 4 ............. amazing. I remember it well. T'was the 75/76 season when we truely were cack, ending up second from bottom in Div 3, the last season of the Rowley era before 'Smiffy the saviour'...
  17. scrounger

    Dump

    Lowering the tone a bit here but it is an essential discussion topic IMO: To whom it may concern: Taking A Dump... I'm sure that upon reading this, you'll nod your head in agreement as you will all have experienced most, if not all of the scenarios listed. If you haven't you need more...
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. Interpol Shrimper

    McCanns Latest

    Yahoo News SPIN, SPIN, SPIN, SPIN, EGG, BEANS & SPIN!!! If there are admitting that there hope she comes back & alive and unharmed, then why is Clarence the Spin King speaking in such an aggressive tone? Hmmmmmm........
  19. Xàbia Shrimper

    You know you live in Spain when ...

    1) You think adding lemonade, fanta or even coke to red wine is perfectly acceptable. Especially at lunch time. 2) You can't get over how early bars & clubs shut back home - surely they're shutting just as you should be going out? 3) You aren't just surprised that the plumber/decorator has...
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    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Robbo

    A plea to the disgruntled

    With all the Tilly/Flavahan/Harrold/ticket office staff bashing I just want to change the tone and say as a new Shrimperzone member and a first time Season Card holder, well done to our club. You expect ups and downs supporting your club and elements of last season and some of the games this...
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    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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