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  1. Ladies Of SZ, Can You Help???

    Im buying a handbag for someone from ebay, i was wondering if any of you are hot on designer bags and could tell if it was fake or real...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Slipperduke

    Cristiano Ronaldo

    Cristiano Ronaldo must be the luckiest man in football. Had it not been for that slippery patch next to the penalty spot, or for Nicolas Anelka's almost total absence of professionalism, his spot-kick miss at the Luzhniki Stadium would have cost Manchester United the European Cup. In this...
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  3. Winkle

    18 + NSFW Tantric s£x!

    I was flicking threw the channels last night and started watching a programme called " sextera on sky. It was basically about things a bit risky, and there was this english guy on there who had been to India and studied "tantric sex". He had regular customers who would visit him and he would...
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    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Slipperduke

    Bristol City v Hull City

    There can’t be many people who, when the Championship season began, thought that today’s SG$120m Play-Off Final would be contested between newly promoted Bristol City and almost relegated Hull City. In fact, if you’d have asked an expert, or even if you’d just have asked me, you’d have been told...
  5. Lester Bangs

    Any HGV drivers here?

    Ok so I'm looking into the possibility of changing careers from being an illustrious Financial Analyst/Accountant to HGV (C&E) driver. The money's comparable and I'm just bored to the back teeth with Accountancy, month ends and working with Class A ****s. I've been in contact with a few...
  6. DTS

    Will there be a dress code in the directors box tonight?

    My mate Hornchurch Matt is well in with all the staff ar Hornchurch and has secured me and him two tickets for the directors box tonight at the hall. As you can imagine tickets are changing hands like wildfire. He has already been offered £500 a ticket but we have had to decline as I want to...
  7. Slipperduke

    Title Race Still On

    From the way that Manchester United fans have been celebrating, you’d think that their lead was significantly more than eight goals. Arsenal fans, likewise, have been mooching about the place as if they’ve just been docked ten points for passing the ball too much. It’s not over yet, not by a...
  8. Slipperduke

    Gallas Is A Girl

    Arsenal’s season has been thrown into jeopardy by the loss of Eduardo to a horrific injury, but that may be only the start of their problems. The loss of William Gallas to a disturbing and hysterical breakdown may be even more costly. Eduardo, as good as he was, was just a player. Gallas is...
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  9. Slipperduke

    Keegan Factor

    I’m writing this match preview moments after watching Kevin Keegan’s first press conference as Newcastle United manager since 1997. When he walked into the room, I’ll be honest with you, I felt a little bit tired and maybe a bit stressed about the deadline that was closing in on me. But after...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  10. MrB

    SZ BT League Thread

    Kicks off for it's fifth incarnation this weekend, all but one team from last season is playing plus 7 new teams. Level I Crabbys Catchers (2802) Essex Javelins (3249) ShrimperZone CC (2480) Southend (2503) Southend United (188) Whos your Daddy (4571) Level II DIBS DIPPERS (3928) French...
  11. DTS

    Flip Flops on men.

    I personally dont think you can go wrong with a flip-flop. This point was proven at Brighton on saturday when I wore my flip-flops to football. In the past few games I have worn them a few games and have taken stick from amongst others Cricko, Dad of DtS, Ldn Fatso, True Blue, SUFC STU and...
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    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Tangled up in Blue

    BluesWorld Woes(The sequel-A cautionary Tale)

    Coming back to Spain yesterday ,refreshed and suntanned, after a month's holiday in the South of France and Crete, I was of course further uplifted by our recent excellent results against Millwall and Watford. So, in a momentary lapse of reason, I decided to renew my lapsed subscription to Blues...
  13. The Watermill Wino

    SoL Sports Special Late from Chelmsford

    Sorry for the delay Jcrcr A SoL / Zone joint production. Good evening and a warm and muggy welcome to Melborne Park as we finish off our SoL Sports Special season with a visit too Fat Kingy's side in this hastily arranged friendly. After the vicious friendly with the Crawley Gladiators on...
  14. The Watermill Wino

    SoL Sports Special Live from Crawley Town

    A SoL and Zone joint production. Yes and indeed a very warm welcome to SoL Sports Special with our penultimate preseason fixture against the Red DEvils of Crawley Town. At the Broadfield stadium it's Tannis and Lucky B#####d. Here at the SoL Sports studios in Ole Basildonia, I'm Wino . Clear...
  15. The Watermill Wino

    SoL Sports Special v Vitesse Arnhem

    Yes another SoL /Zone Production for tonights game at the Hall.At the Hall we have Tannis and in the Studio, I'm Wino. The game was delayed for 15 minutes because of traffic problems and as a conciquence Gilbert( late arrival ) is on the bench with Hunt as RB Team for tonight ; Collis Sir Adam...
  16. The Watermill Wino

    SoL SPORTS SPECIAL, Live from Maldon's Park Drive

    Yes good evening and welcome to SoL/ Zone Sports Special with our live Satellite coverage from Maldon town's Wallace Binder Stadium. Our reporters for this evening are Tannis our cheir reporter, PeteJan our North of Essex correspondent while backed up by Shrimper Dan,Tuppy, 2 hour Mick and...
  17. The Watermill Wino

    SoL Sports Extra Live from Victoria Road.

    Yes we're back for another SoL Sports Special live via satellite it's Tillys Shrimpers v the Daggers. Our reporters from Victoria Road are Tannis, Tuppy and Bluemoon. From our Basildon studios it's Wino for another SoL /Zone Production. Line up for today is Flavs Maher Hammell Gower Sir Adam...
  18. The Watermill Wino

    SoL Sports Special, Live from Park Lane.

    Tilly's back in town. Live from a grey, overcast Park Lane, our reporter is Tenascious Tannis, Tuppy, Lucky B, Bas Shrimper, etc. In our Basildump studios via satelite I'm Wino and this is a joint SoL/ Zone production. We are playing in red tonight and the beer was £2.40 per pint for IPA...
  19. The Watermill Wino

    SoL Sport Special Live From Burroughs Park

    Via satellite our reporter this evening is Tannis and in the SoL studio is Wino. In a joint SoL/Zone production. Weather is fine and clearish with a slight breeze, Tuppy is about to tackle a Wakering fan from behind with his Stella Artois after comments of his ball control whilst punching the...
  20. Andy_S

    Leon Constantine & Danny Gay

    Both Con$tantine and Gay are playing for dirty Leeds as trialists tomorrow. :eek: :hilarious:
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