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  1. Shrimpergonzo

    Ref for Saturday

    Here's his stats. 9 red cards so far this season! Reffed the 4-0 win over Oxford last season so let's hope for a similar result on Saturday. In that game all 4 goals came in the 2nd half, Gower, a stunner from Freddy, a Barrett header from a free-kick and a last minute pen...

  2. Roughest bird you have nailed.

    Come on chaps we have all been there, either 1.45am in Tots, a bet or after 20 pints of Stella in Blackpool, an iffiy bird has been taken home and nailed and made her day or even year. My one was in Kavos Corfu a while back, myself CS Cockles and a few of Southends finest where on an all dayer...

  3. Maybe a spare ticket

    Guys, Everyone is wanting a ticket for saturdays game and i have one of those lucky tickets. I am what you know as fredy Flintoff at the moment, my other half is due any minute and i will not give up going unless the baby is born this friday. My passion for the blues is massive and i certainly...
  4. The Watermill Wino

    Brentford.View from the bottom of a glass

    THE VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE of brain cells. 1'oclock@the Crane special by Basildon Shrimps camera. Tuppy Boulter on the Stella as Lucky B larks around. Chris Chapman and Bas Shrimper with Craig at the back get the joke, eventually. Terry in the West, pensive as Tannis prays aka Bluemoon...
  5. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Moyet

    It really is about time someone at the Club got Alison Moyet to sing pre match. From what was said when I suggested this last March-ish we know she is up for it, and surely she isn't busy before EVERY home game. What could be better than Alison belting out 'Blue' pre match to get...
  6. lee_sufc

    Anyone know

    I am self employment and typically, have left my tax return till the last minute. Does anyone here know of a good accountant who can complete tax returns? If so, could you PM me with their details? Cheers!
  7. londonblue

    West Stand Tannoy

    Given that I was on here a few weeks ago joining in the criticism of the club for not being able to hear the tannoy system I think I also should come back on here and thank the club for soting it out. There were no problems yesterday, if anything it was a tad loud!
  8. Shrimperstrust

    SUPREME TRAVEL - VOLUNTARY ADMINSTRATION

    Following on from vandalism that took place at their coach depot over the Easter Weekend in 2004, Supreme Coach Travel have been going through a difficult phase. As a result of the problems that arose from that time they are currently undergoing a re-structuring period. The directors of...
  9. palexander

    Oops, school boy error!

    Tannoy was totally inaudible in the South Upper so didnt hear any of the team line ups. We all kept calling our Number 11 Cole (Norwich being the 1st game any of us have seen pre-season) only now to find out it was Lawson. Whoever it was looked really promising on the ball and also good...
  10. Matt the Shrimp

    Friday Funnies...

    Right, I'm going to open the bidding with this one - a cracking story from Ananova about a beer advert in Venezuela. The final comment from the beer producers is a cracker... the very definition of "unrepentant"... Clicky... enjoy! Matt

  11. National Anthems

    Am I the only person who dislikes the National Anthem sung at venues such as Mill Stad by Opera style Singers. This infuriating scenario oringinated in the US with the Stars and Stripes being sung at Super Bowl, Boxing matches, but has now has been adopted as the norm over here for high profile...
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  12. Mayor and Mayoress of Southend

    Firstly my virgin post.   Can someone tell me how to change my registered name as a obvious typing error. If as we all hope Freddy stays next year, how much will the sponsorship of Freddy rise next year ? Does anybody know how much the Mayor and Mayoress of Southend are currently paying ? I...
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  13. Mayor and Mayoress of Southend

    Firstly my virgin post. Can someone tell me how to change my registered name as a obvious typing error. If as we all hope Freddy stays next year, how much will the sponsorship of Freddy rise next year ? Does anybody know how much the Mayor and Mayoress of Southend are currently paying ? I...
    • Freddy'd Deadly Boots
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  14. Team News

    Cambridge Utd v Southend Cambridge Utd: Ruddy, Gleeson, Duncan, Tann, Newey, Nicholls, Walker, Somner, Tudor, Chillingworth, Roberts. Subs: Toner, Latte-Yedo, Turner, Quinton, Blackburn. Southend: Flahavan, Jupp, Prior, Barrett, Wilson, Pettefer, Maher, Bentley, Gower, Gray, Eastwood. Subs...
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  15. Beaver

    Southend Fans Doing Coke at Reading !!!!!!

    36 Southend Fans are currently going for the Coke Drinking Record at Readings Eastbound Services. Due to an unfortunate 4 hour transport delay (broken clutch) they are attempting the world coke drinking record. So far 45 cups of coke have been consumed all for £1.89, yes £1.89. Apparentley...

  16. R&D Keeper

    Did anyone else notice their keeper's little foot stamping, jumping up and down child-like tantrums when things didn't go his way? Certainly kept myself and Jocko Steve amused during the quieter moments of the game!
  17. Napster

    Andy "Eagle" Edwards

    As sponsors of Eagle, Shrimperzone congratulates him on his first goal of the season. I hope everyone heard SZ over the tannoy!

  18. Fans takeover at Rotherham

    Rotherham United, rock bottom of the Championship, have been taken over by the supporters' group Millers 2005. BBC Radio Sheffield has revealed that three fans have bought out owner Ken Booth's shareholding at Millmoor. Supporters Trust chairman David Veal has teamed up with Peter...

  19. One night in Leyton

    Well well well he we go people another night with a difference brought to you by MC Cocky Cockles as Young Run Master Barry the Dog.................................... It all started on dark dark night in stratford myself and my trusty side kick Barry the Dog , met our old mate from Australia...
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  20. My Lincoln Trip

    Great night out and well worth the trip but what agro getting there!! Left work at 12.30 already to be picked up around 2, got to Chalkwell station just sorting out my money etc and suddenly realised I had left my keys in my draw at work, by this time my taxi had arrived to take me to...
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