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  1. Slipperduke

    Honeymoon Rage

    It should be really simple. All I want to do is to find a honeymoon. I'm actually a very easy-going person. I am a very nice person. I don't want much. I want sun. I want luxury. I want all-inclusive. I don't give a **** where I go. Anywhere hot. I don't give a **** when I go. Any time after...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Onion_Bag_Dave

    Breaking News Members of the Consortium

    In the echo five of the names are... Phone Entrepreneur, Paul Athaesen. Danish Commodity Trader, Lars Steffenson. Accountant, Gavin Simons. Office Service providers, Rob Stillwell and Mark Gordon ''They still Want to buy the Blues'' Pages 2 and 3 I also posted this in another thread!
  3. Napster

    Just to cheer everyone up

    How about some Sid James? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eVms_tAN0E
  4. Slipperduke

    I Heart Phil Brown

    As a fan of Southend United, the latest minnow to struggle for air in the small time, I tend to enjoy the misery of Premier League clubs more than most. Newcastle United's demise was particularly pleasing, given the arrogance of Freddy Shepherd towards the lower leagues. It's just a shame he...
  5. Slipperduke

    Men In Pants

    It is no longer safe for me to leave the house. I just can't take the risk. Don't cry for me, it's not so bad. I've got cable television, the internet, a well stocked fridge and I'm sure someone will post me a copy of Football Manager 2010. Sure, I'll miss my friends and the fresh air, but it's...
  6. Slipperduke

    The Internet Is Rubbish

    If this is the future then build me a time machine because I preferred it in the past. If I ever have to watch another game of football on my laptop, then there's going to be trouble. Nothing violent obviously, I'm far too weedy for a public rampage, but I tell you what, there'll be some fairly...
  7. Napster

    Berlusconi

    Silvio Berlusconi was criticised for again calling Barack Obama "suntanned" and extending the insult to his wife, Michelle. At a rally last night Berlusconi said: "I have to bring you some greetings, greetings from a man, what is his name, what is his name - just a minute it was someone with a...
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Napster

    Peter Taylor

    Spotted at 8:20 at Fenchurch Street, he got the same train as me from Southend. Wore a suit, everyone ignored him, and he got on the eastbound circle/district line. Looked very tanned. I didn't ask him how they got on against MK Dons.
  9. Shrimper

    Friends

    Aren't they wonderful? They tell you that your invited to a party. Move the date and then don't tell you when and where it is but let everyone else under the sun now.. Lovely, but as far i'm concernced they aren't worthy to talk to me. So, anyone been ****ed off by friends, what's the best way...
  10. yogi bear up the cagire

    Phillips is a shrimper

    In a very measured article Chris Phillips remains committed but largely unrepentant. http://www.echo-news.co.uk/sport/theblues/4585153.Blues_analysis__I_m_still_a_Shrimper_through_and_through/?ref=rss Did anyone else remark on the fact he noted, about there being only three players who stayed...
  11. manor15

    Battle Of The SUFC Legends - Last 16 - David Crown vs Stan Collymore

    Vote for who you want to win. Voting closes at midnight. David Crown (Supported by Tarquin Fauntleroy he won group D with 49 votes. David joined Blues in November 1987 after a career with Walthamstow Avenue, Brentford, Portsmouth, Reading and Cambridge. A hard working skilful striker, Dave was...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. Roxy

    Our Friday Night Advantage

    A bit like Marmite, whether you love or hate them tonight sees the first of our big Friday Night Matches at the Hall. As we now have three of these on the bounce, I think we should try to use them to our advantage. Lets face it our 3 next home matches are all massive and should not be lacking...
  13. Slipperduke

    They Miss Him

    He may not have been there in person, but His presence hung around Wembley Stadium on Sunday like an over-tanned spectre. It lurked in every corridor, loomed over every conversation and sometimes, if you listened very, very carefully to a frequency only just on the cusp of human hearing, you...

  14. Ronnie Biggs

    What are the Zones thoughts on this? Jack Straw says Biggs is wholly unrepentant and will not grant parole to a very sick, elderly man who is obviously now no threat to anyone. Is it sour grapes on behalf of the establishment or should he be made to stay inside until his final breath?

  15. Best Movie Villain

    We all got our favourites, so who do you love to hate? Who is your favourite movie villain? My top 3 are; 1, Biff tannen - Back to the future 2, Joker - The Dark Knight 3, Verbal Kint - The Usual Suspects
  16. Slipperduke

    Ta-raa Ronaldo!

    Beep beep! Come on Ronaldo, I'll drive you to the airport myself. It's long past time you left. I've had enough of the diving, the whining, the cheating, the feigning, the petulant tantrums and the rolling around on the ground and, you know what? I doubt I'm the only one. On behalf of my fellow...

  17. Subscribing to Sentanta

    You're not wrong there people....
  18. DTS

    Question Players you would most/ least like to holiday with and why

    If you won a Blues Lottery competion and had to go on holiday with one of the players who would you most / least like to go with and why? I think Adam Barrett would be a good laugh to go away I as you could have a bit of banter with him. As were both recent Dads we could swap tales of...

  19. Great lines from great films

    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those... moments will be lost in time... like... tears... in rain". Ad-libbed as well. Genius!
  20. Slipperduke

    Giggs' Award Is Worth Sweet PFA

    I despair at the PFA Awards, I really do. If it's not bad enough that they demand that all the votes are counted months before the end of the season, they go and let the footballers decide who wins. Everyone knows that's asking for trouble. Most footballers hate watching football, as much as...
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