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  1. Napster

    Lawrie Dudfield - Legal Action!

    Lawrie Dudfield has hit back at Graham, Drury, manager of Blue Square North newcomers Corby Town, over the manner of his exit from the Rockingham Triangle. And the former Leicester City and Northampton Town striker says he intends to take legal action over the matter. Dudfield was released...
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    • breach corby disputed disrespectful drury pictured rubbish solicitor town
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  2. Yer Blues

    windows vista is rubbish and i need more help

    since my return every time i click onto a new webspage i get a notification up saying i need to connect to the internet to view it. only started doing this last night and i have not changed any settings to make this happen. how do i get it to stop?
  3. Ricey

    Sweaty Pits

    Here we go Ricey talking rubbish again! Over the past couple of weeks with it being really hot I have been getting a wee bit sweaty around the pit area. Now I know its hot but I have never suffered from this before so I thought well I need to sort it. Lynx Dry is the stuff I use and have...
  4. Interpol Shrimper

    Teaching Maths in the UK

    1. Teaching Maths In 1970 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching Maths In 1980 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is 80% of the price. What is his profit? 3. Teaching...
    • Interpol Shrimper
    • Thread
    • 606 bbq breach claiming cos criminal depart easier ethnic expenses following fur haulage minority money mortgages muslims prime production prosecuted religious rubbish sampled selfish squirrels struggles unemployment
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. fbm

    Imaginary conversations... or are they?

    Date - 1st July. Venue - Tilly's bedroom. The alarm goes off at 7 am. ST: <yawn> Ah well, another day another dollar. To be fair, it is the start of a new contract year. I wonder if Brushy has sorted out our new players. Better ring and find out. <Dials Brushies number. Phone rings for...
    • fbm
    • Thread
    • afford ant bedroom checks doh gods hall liverpool oil pace roots rubbish saudi scumbag tilly
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. Jedi Shrimper

    Blur

    I was watching Blur on the Glastonbury coverage last night, kicking myself for not getting tickets to Hyde Park or Cliffs Pavlion and began to think about which was my favourite Blur album. So I thought I'd put it to the SZ public. My personal favourite is Modern Life is Rubbish, massively...
  7. adam3811

    My 1000th

    Hey, If this doesn’t interest you then don’t worry but I’d just like to write a little seeing as I’m now coming up to 1,000 posts on here! Firstly, looking back on when I registered (9th August 2007 apparently) I recall reading through threads beforehand without signing up, just to gage some...
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    • Thread
    • avatars ban dts fur hanks posted predictio rubbish
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. shaneyshrimper

    Alex Revell is back- whoppee!!

    For god sake how about some news on some signings not this rubbish about his blog. SUFC get your priorities right!!!
  9. shrimperjon

    Tilson to Watford?

    Just spoken to a guy who is very close to Tilson, golfing buddy etc and he said that Tilson has meeting with Martin this afternoon. Watford have made an approach. Not sure quite how accurate this info is, because some stuff he tells me is rubbish but a fair bit has been good.
  10. scrounger

    Nadal out of the French Open

    Unbelievable Jeff! Amazing match, Nadal below par but Soderling played some immense stuff. I must add, the commentators were really getting on my tits towards the end of the match. They kept saying things like "not taking anything away from Soderling but Nadal is way below par today". I...
  11. OldBlueLady

    Memory Lane Special Report on SUFC's previous homes

    Nice piece from the Echo's site today (I know there's no paper today), could have gone in the other forum I guess, but thought it kind of went alongside the Hall of Fame stuff we've been doing. Sing the Blues for stadiums past 12:10am Saturday 30th May 2009 Comments (0) Have your say » By...
    • OldBlueLady
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    • 1955 barrel ber biog birth boarded bone cliff colourful concrete condemned cutlery dome doping expired exploits fa cup faced faster floodlights fur gest groundsman hall hall of fame hamlet ickets illuminated landmarks legacy lineker liverpool lose mattress newly physical rack retail rolling roots rubbish significant smelly socks spread stopped subtle supermarket theatre torch town wild youth
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. OldBlueLady

    I'm in cold water!!!

    Literally....it seems I have no hot water. Now, we have economy 7 bloody rubbish storage heaters, so although the system did 2 baths last night it should have had ample time to replenish. Ok, admittedly daughter has been cooking this afternoon and probably had the hot tap running as she...
    • OldBlueLady
    • Thread
    • attempted baths cooking economy gas literally nada ran rubbish tank
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Napster

    The original Star Wars script!

    http://www.scifiscripts.com/scripts/swd1_5-74.txt Bit, well, rubbish, isn't it?

  14. FC - Match 9

    Away to the side in 2nd today, just need to pick up more points than them to secure the title. We're all at Sublime, so we're at full-strength. Poetry in Motion v BATTY SHRIMPERS We can tell you that BATTY SHRIMPERS won the toss and elected to bat. The pitch is looking a touch on the green...

  15. Dark horse for next season

    Top 6 finish for us under Slade,you have heard it here first.The man fresh from signing a new two year deal after picking up the rubbish Adams has left behind will start the championship surge this summer.Get your bets on early before the odds shorten.I'm confident we will be a force next...
  16. steveo

    Good or Bad

    Fed up with buying expensive polo shirts just to have a little horse on them, I thought of getting some decent quality plain garments and having them embroidered with my own design. Surely the ultimate designer clothing is to have your own design Is this a rubbish idea or could it be the way...
  17. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Six

    Chapter Six - South Of The ShrimperZone? At This Time Of Night? Ricey edged away from Stokes, carefully keeping his eyes shielded from the Red Tube. As tempting as it was to allow himself to wallow in the intense glow of some very, very naughty thoughts, he knew from...well...erm, first hand...
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    • ands assassins attracting carefully chapter chop continued diabolical edged engine enjoyable firestorm hanks knuckles meals money moody ossie parts porn quicker remembering rock rubbish sparrow spread stairs stepped stopped taught touched
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. Napster

    Gordon Hill - a personal reply

    Paul. Thanks for the info, I was only down at Southend when my brother was on trial and I was asked to play a few youth games with your team, Arthur Rowley was your manager. I never joined so how they came up with, "he did not understand the tactics" is rubbish, It was at United under Dave...
  19. steveo

    Champs League Final

    This is more than a General Football subject which is why i posted in here. Arsenal fans get attacked. A Luxury coach is hijacked, a passenger stabbed. This is organised Italian crime and has again happened against English fans in Rome. Will Sepp Blatter act? Course not, same old same old...
    • steveo
    • Thread
    • hijacked luxury passenger posted qui rubbish
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter One

    Inspired by the truly awesome work of the Shrimperzone Writer's Bureau, I've been clattering away on a full version of this dystopian nightmare, attempting to give it the depth that it deserves. MK Shrimper planted a bug in my head and I really hope that I can do it justice, not least because...
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    • chapter ched concrete crack disgust dru fusion hidden metal pain pile rubber rubbish rugby scheduled shelter slack soaking stepped storms taxi torrents wallet wasn wild writer
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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