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  1. steveo

    The Final - Who speaks the most bolleaux

    Having taken the top two in each of the four heats, its time to move this pointless contest on to its conclusion so vote for the Zoner who talks the most rubbish. Sorry Osy, its a no brainer for me, I hope you accept my vote graciously. Aploogies to all those contenders who were not included...

  2. BW rubbish

    Once again BW has spoilt the day. The commentary started breaking up all the time and is now on a permanent loop. I have had enough. I am going to take legal advice over compensation as this is game after game and season after season. I cannot get to as many games I would like but I am still a...
  3. The Flying Scotsman

    Locking Posts

    I will give this 5 minutes before it's either locked or deleted. Either way, I still find it funny that Irate Ian or threads about Irate Ian are still able to cause so much panic in the ranks. Why do I only give this thread 5 minutes? Well there's 2 threads already locked despite the fact they...
  4. Slipperduke

    No Respect From Scolari

    Respect? Not at Stamford Bridge. Four wins on the bounce should be enough to cheer any manager up, but Luis Felipe Scolari still found reason to storm down the tunnel after his side's 2-0 win over Middlesbrough. It was assistant manager Ray Wilkins who was left to shake hands with the opposition...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • advised afterwards ant appalling attempted behaviour description florent heartbeat mandatory money nicolas outfit political prisoner ripping rubbish signal tacking tunnel unsavoury wasn
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  5. The biggest weekend we've had since goodness knows when

    OK guys, there's no escaping it the situation is dire, Not a full squad, one win in 9/10, an injury list longer than my shopping list, several key positions unfilled, a manager looking under severe pressure. But let's be honest, we'd all have probably half-expected a 2-0 defeat at Leeds at...

  6. It's not Tilly and Brush's fault we couldn't get Sawyer and HRK

    It's not like me to have a whinge at fellow SZers but people keep posting the same old rubbish on here about these two signings even though it's already been mentioned. Both Sawyer (will massively help Cov btw) and HRK signed on short term loan deals for Cov and Swin respectively - clearly by...
  7. ShrimplyTheBest

    The Midfield Puzzle...

    Chelsea game aside, these last few weeks have been more and more worrying for the club... With our success over the last few years has come an ever increasing fan base with ever increasing expectations and with the team now failing to meet these expectations yesterday, for the first time, I...
    • ShrimplyTheBest
    • Thread
    • cracks dreadful exactly failing fallen gods largely money outlet qui rubbish shirt subbed tacking tilly worthy
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. danburyshrimper

    Miserable moaning old numpty

    :thumbdown: IS ANYONE ELSE FED UP WITH THE CONSTANT MOANING AND SLAGGING OFF OF OUR PLAYERS BY A MISERABLE OLD GIT IN THE WEST STAND BLOCK U SEAT H102 ? LAST NIGHT WAS A NIGHT TO BE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY PROUD TO FOLLOW SOUTHEND AND CHEER ON A FABULOUS BLUES PERFORMANCE BUT LAST NIGHTS...

  9. Spotify Music - ShrimperZone United

    Spotify - what is it? Spotify is a website and small piece of software that allows you to stream high-quality music. It is 100% legal and backed by all the big record companies (although unsurprisingly the Beatles and Metallica aren't on it). So basically you can type in any artist/album or...
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • beatles dedicated ist music peoples racks rubbish tracks
    • Replies: 138
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. 1 win in the last 9 in the league

    Although we got a great result yesterday lets not forget the basics, the league is the most important aspect of the season, as Chelsea will no doubt beat us at the Hall. 6 defeats in the last 8 as well, 1 goal in the last 6 league games as well is totally unacceptable, we sit in the bottom half...

  11. Tilly and Brush the master tacticians

    Yes, we rode our luck today at Chelsea, but of course we would always have to, as we did against Man Utd. But can anyone who says Tilly (and Brush) are rubbish at tactics, please give your views on today's game and give credit where it's clearly due. No one will agree with every tactical...

  12. ShrimperZone Anal Awards Final Voting Results

    Final results Zoner of the Year is Aberdeen 7 votes SBH 6 Cricko 3 Rusty 3 toEllandBack 3 Dad of Dts 3 Best Sig Pubey 6 Rusty 4 Ayshire 4 Best Thread A-Z Totty 10 Rusty's X-Files 5 Crinimal Spellin and Gramma Osy 11 Cockles 6 Grays 6 Deluded Zoner is Graysblue 9 votes Aberdeen 5 and Ricey 5...

  13. ShrimperZone Anal Awards Final Voting Results

    Final results Zoner of the Year is Aberdeen 7 votes SBH 6 Cricko 3 Rusty 3 toEllandBack 3 Dad of Dts 3 Best Sig Pubey 6 Rusty 4 Ayshire 4 Best Thread A-Z Totty 10 Rusty's X-Files 5 Crinimal Spellin and Gramma Osy 11 Cockles 6 Grays 6 Deluded Zoner is Graysblue 9 votes Aberdeen 5 and Ricey 5...
    • McNasty
    • Thread
    • canveyshrimper cyril dts rubbish tarquin
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. steveo

    More Rubbish service

    On my return form a holiday in October, I made a post moaning about the rubbish standards we seem to accept in this Country. The roadworks on the Hockley/Rayleigh road were one of my complaints. Guess what, they are still there. The blokes appear to working on the pavement, and have been for...
  15. Yorkshire Blue

    Memory Lane SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - - Sid Broomfield has passed away RIP Sid

    When I suggested we should have on SZ a Hall of Fame to recognise the true legends of Southend United, I wanted us to recognised those individuals who helped build the club. In Sid Broomfield's case he did this literally. Sid Broomfield might not be the most famous name in Southend United's...
    • Yorkshire Blue
    • Thread
    • 1955 blocks concrete divisions gas groundsman hall hall of fame individuals largely legacy literally materials recognise remove roots rubbish workmen
    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. Slipperduke

    EPL Half-Term Reports Pt II

    Bolton - Not one of our most popular pupils, this one. Prone to fits of violence and if there's a ruckus in the playground, you'll invariably find him at the centre of it. That said, he has settled into his work better this term and is beginning to achieve some reasonable grades. A bit more...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • appalling approve bentley cort didn dreadful epl establishment flair gard hasn hitman ish ley liverpool mit patience physical produces pupils ran rubbish significant socks substitute wouldn
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  17. Southend_Lady

    Jennifer Aniston and F.R.I.E.N.D.S

    Not only am I strangley protective over Aniston, I am also protective over the show which made her and the other 5 characters - FREINDS. Reference was made in the Jolie and Aniston thread to Friends being rubbish etc. I don't believe this is the view of many. I LOVE this show and I watch re...
  18. seany t

    Name which 13 players have scored 100+ Premiership goals

    http://www.sporcle.com/games/premierleaguegoalscorers.php I got 8. And missed 2 absolute gifts... I also learned that I'm rubbish at spelling.

  19. This Patrice Evra rubbish..

    with that groundsman at chelsea is it? What a load of sh*te this, Evra getting banned for 4 matches :D Tbh they should both get the same fines, its not like the groundsman can get banned for 4 matches.. Happened bloody ages ago too, things in football these days are just stupid :stunned:
  20. Slipperduke

    Football Manager 2009 Review

    I have a confession to make. My name is Iain Macintosh and I'm a Football Manager-aholic. It started with the original Championship Manager, way back in 1993. It took 45 minutes to load and there were no real player names, but it changed my life. The first football management game that didn't...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • anfield anytime brough ched cup didn dreadful engine entertaining fa cup fernando fingers introduced ish league liverpool macintosh narrow pace qui rubbish sammy seized suspected tacking tear test wasn
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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