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TACTICS. Crunch Time.
We have 3 tactics. 1; Play it out wide, especially from midfield with sideways passing only in their locker, 2; direct (Hoof) up to Dickinson from the back.3; Midfielders bursting through to be an extra striker (Timlin and Ferdinand). This was paying results earlier on in the season as...- THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK
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- benyon blues brough criminal english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division hoof ish league two npower football league real football realized roots hall rubbish shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football timlin torquay
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Sturrock has it sussed, well done!
All this talk of being entertained makes me laugh. Look at what Sturrock was faced with when walking into the job. No money and a squad that had to go. Then ask yourself how the hell would you keep us up in the first season? Bankers to go down from the football league. Sturrock got some...- Shrimp and two veg
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- blues brough english football english soccer entertained essex football exactly football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football roots hall rubbish ryan hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc sussed the home of football wilder
- Replies: 9
- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Save The World
Bit of a weird one to put on a football forum but I need a bit of assistance for a project I'm doing on a Graphic Design course. We've been asked to promote a festival in Vancouver which is all about environmental isssues and saving the planet, blah blah blah. My idea is to recreate scenes...- Bromley Blue
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- blah football rubbish
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Rubbish Atmosphere
How terrible has the atmosphere been over the last few home games!- Jack The Flag
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- atmosphere blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football roots hall rubbish shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
- Replies: 23
- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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A Mohsni Christmas Carol
A MOHSNI CHRISTMAS CAROL A little bit of seasonal ShrimperZone Dickensish rubbish. It was Christmas Eve and Ebenezer Mohsni was home, alone tucking into his bowl of French Onion Soup mulling over the events of the past six months when he heard a clanking noise coming from another room. He...- DoDTS
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- bedroom blues bon english football english soccer entered essex football fasto filling football football league fossets farm fourth division ghost league two mohnsi npower football league paul sturrock real football rebus roots hall rubbish shrimpers soccer soup southend southend united southend-on-sea spectre sufc the home of football tunisia
- Replies: 20
- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Post-Match Thread and Ratings Southend United 0-1 Bradford City
What an absolute load of toilet.....Worst game I have seen us play in years.- Cricko
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- blues bradford dont english football english soccer enthusiasm essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division hoofing league league two mark phillips mohsni moshni npower football league rate real football roots hall rubbish science shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football timlin
- Replies: 94
- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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BT20 - Season 21
With tough times ahead in both OD and FC, BT20 looks like our only chance of success this season so it's GFI all the way. We're traditionally rubbish at this format but the league doesn't look as strong this season so we'll be looking for a minimum of top 3. Aggressive start to our campaign in...- MrB
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- league rate rubbish
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- Forum: The Fantasy Sport Forum
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Post-Match Thread and Ratings Daggers 2 Southend United 3
Great victory today, the un-beaten run continues so please put your reports and rating here.- McNasty
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- blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division hall league two npower football league real football res roots hall rubbish shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
- Replies: 90
- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Is the standard Maths teaching in decline? You decide
1. Teaching Maths In 1970 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching Maths In 1980 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is 80% of the price. What is his profit? 3...- Reg Martin
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- bbq breach claiming contractor cos criminal easier ethnic expenses following fur haulage minority money mortgages muslims prime production prosecuted rate rubbish sampled selfish squirrels struggles unemployment
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Memory Lane How the Hell Did We Win That? (League Games Only)
Couldn't sleep last night and my mind started drifting back. I started thinking about Southend performances that just shouldn't have happened. Who else has not gone to a game knowing full well there is absolutely no chance of us getting a result, then heard the score and found out we have defied...- Norwichshrimper
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- blues candidate division 3 english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division honourable league two npower football league rate real football roots hall rubbish shrimpers soccer somewhere southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football voice
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Sturrock to Plymouth or any Scottish club who sacks a manager
Apparently it was Mr Brent , the man trying to buy Plymouth, who instructed Peter Ridsdale to sack Peter Reid. This I was told by a relative who lives in Devon. Now just been on the footie rumours site and there is a posting of this happening and have assurances this wasn't written by my...- blue79
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- blues coughlan english football english soccer entice essex football followers football football league fossets farm fourth division graham coughlan hall ish ive league two npower football league paul sturrock real football relative ridsdale roots roots hall rubbish sacks shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea spl sufc the home of football wasn
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Why are we playing rubbish football ?
With the players in the squad we have, who seem to have talent, why is it we are playing such crap football. Is it that PS knows only one game and that is hoof ball or is it that the formation is completely wrong..I don't mind picking up points but I hate seeing the style of football we have to...- Cricko
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- blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division hoof league two npower football league real football roots hall rubbish shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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We could lose a famous landmark.
Hi all. New to the forums but was connected to SUFC back in the 60's when I used to sell little blue money prize tickets to help raise funds for the club. Anyone remember them? Anyway, thats not what i have posted for. I hope that you don't mind an important but non - football related...- Rizla01
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- ant crow crown enjoyed flavour football ickets ish lose loss mile money posted products rate rubbish script shaving southend stopped sufc support town
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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A Week Is A Long Time in Football.
Just over a week ago, prior to the Scotland trip we SZ was euphoric, Harris, N'Diaye & Johnson were in, Ricketts was on his way and we were going to smash lg2 to bits. 10 days on and it seems we've had a major reality check. Two below par performances in Scotland, The non-event of RR, the...- Jedi Shrimper
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- blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division kane league two loss npower football league real football roots hall rubbish shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc teacher the home of football
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Business Plan for a Start up Business
People, your help is required. After some seriously tinpot ideas over the years I have finally come up with a business venture that after extensive research has legs and the potental to suceed. The market potental is huge and I have alot of knowledge about the chosen industry. The start up costs...- Benfleet A1
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- ant bang cos essex industry introduced investor money rubbish tan
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Goal of the Season
Now, it time for those of you who are Trust members to vote for your Player of the Year and Goal of the Season. My memory, being absolutely rubbish, is struggling to remember goals prior to the Bradford game so I'm asking for some links and memory joggers to help me (and possibly others) come...- OldBlueLady
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- blues bradford cranmer english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football roots hall rubbish shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Question Johnny Herd....
Taken from twitter "Getting bored of this 19th man rubbish now!!" Think he has a point. Should he be given a chance?- ManchesterBlues
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- blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division johnny herd league two npower football league rate real football roots hall rubbish shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football twit
- Replies: 28
- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Email just been sent around the whole of my uni!
So got back from lunch to find this email in my "general rubbish inbox"... So go back into my inbox and find the actual message... ****ing LOL!!!!! hahaha, around the whole uni on our official uni email list!!- Pubey
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- ead inbox rubbish
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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West Stand
I've had enough of people in the west stand now, all i hear every game is he's rubbish so is he's, well if you dont like it f**k off!, you moan about supports not being loyal when all you do is slate the players for 90 minutes. Get Off Their Back!- dean25710
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- blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football roots hall rubbish shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc supports the home of football
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Who says everything that comes out of European courts is rubbish
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-12482371 Free World Cup on telly still ;)- osymandus
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- cup rate rubbish
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- Forum: Homer's Bar