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  1. yogi bear up the cagire

    BW Hartlepool Highlights

    On the match thread I got my first laugh of the evening when the commentator on BW stated that we needed at least four points from Northampton and MKD's. My second, rather belated, (incredulous) laugh, came from watching us concede our first goal on Friday night. To lose possession in your...
  2. wiggy

    Why doesn't Mildenhall ever get near to stopping all these goals...?

    No coincidence that Feds and Flavs made match winning stops yet all this bloke seems to do is dive and jump over everything. Is it bad positioning or a general slowness to anticipate anything, one thing for sure is that with him in goal despite how bad the defence is looking he aint the bloke to...
  3. ashingdon-shrimper

    Tilson Blames Luck

    Nothing changes there then, it was quite obvious we lack any kind of player that has that extra somthing better. in the past we have had players with that somthing which makes them better then the average. Gower, Freddy, Bailey, Flahaven. Now we have Betsy, Walker, Grant and Midenhall as just...
  4. OldBlueLady

    Question The film that says it's Christmas to you

    Mentioned this the other day when discussing MK Shrimper's Grinch-like tendencies, and having been unable to sleep and browsing the DVDs in Tescos at half 4 this morning, and seeing just how many Christmassy ones there are, I thought it'd be interesting to see which film tops the list here...

  5. Time

    Horizon is on TV at the moment discussing "Time..I am finding their views quiet Bizarre..They are of course being relative to our World, but time as an issue is just something we created to tell the Day from Night and to bring a system to peoples lives....Time per sa overall IMO does not exist...
    • Cricko
    • Thread
    • fallen imo ops pattern peoples relative
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. Liven up that Tesco Shopping trip...

    HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCOS Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping: This letter was [allegedly] recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford : Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and...
    • A Century United
    • Thread
    • amuse appearing boyfriend ched fitting gas knives offences ops outdoor products rack sausages shoppers speaker tescos tone
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. * ORM *

    20/20 leagues up

    I have a real chance of progressing as well but with changes at the en of the season could well find myself well out of my depth next season. Still thinking I'd rather aim high and drop down league rather than other way. Pesky changes. Was going to field donkey lineups for this. All my ops are...

  8. Must be a tenner!!!!

    Surely the club are not going to charge us £15 a ticket,what a rip off if they do. By charging a tenner we will get in 6000 odd otherwise if they hike up the prices there will be 4000 tops. Come on RM do the right thing and get bums on the seats. See you all for the replay.
  9. Lord Football

    Palace Poppies

    It may surprise some, but I believe Remembrance Sunday and the wearing of poppies is an essential element in the education of children and is something we should all support. I don't get as excited as some about it, but I understand what an emotive issue it is for those who have family and...
  10. steveo

    Why are we so bad?

    Why is this Country so bad and how can we fix it? Having just returned from holiday, once again, I find it exasperating that we are rubbish at so much stuff. We used 5 airports, Heathrow terminal 5 was ok, JFK, La Guardia and Tampa were all excellent. Arrived back at Gatwick. Plane stops, sit...
    • steveo
    • Thread
    • cases collected heathrow ops peoples rubbish terminal
    • Replies: 104
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Slipperduke

    Young Guns Hit Five

    There is a swagger about Arsenal in Europe this year. Since the inception of the Champions League, the Gunners have struggled to take their domestic form with them when they go to the airport, reaching the final just once and crashing out early every other year. In that same time Manchester...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  12. Ricey

    Geovanni SIGNING OF THE SEASON!

    Free transfer from Manchester City, why on gods earth did they let this guy go? He has pure football brilliance and can score some cracking goals. The Arsenal one was a cracker but then he goes and tops it off by scoring a screamer against Tottenham today. Hull are one hell of a side. Just...
  13. Slipperduke

    Fright Night For Scolari

    Hi all, apologies for the lack of these recently. Not been too well, so just been filing and then retiring back to my sick-sofa. Back now though with more ill thought-out, poorly constructed critiques of the rich and famous. And so without Freddy Adu.... If Manchester United's victory in...

  14. Best ever Southend goal?

    Damon Searle vs Rushden & Diamonds at home - rocketed one from distance and it went in top corner! Baileys strike at Milwall was a cracker too However the one that tops it for me now is Peter Clarkes deflected shot at Orient - meant so much!! Whats your favourite goal?
  15. JoshC

    Question Laptop 300?

    Anyone know if it is possible to get a good laptop (for internet and college work) for aroung 300 - 400 pounds could the point me in the right direction please as I have no clue about pc and laptops... thanks
  16. fatshrimp

    Laptops

    I'm finally getting round to getting a new laptop this weekend and as ever my technical shortcomings are being exposed. Could you tell me if you think either of these are any good? Both seem like a good buy. I'll use them for basic home type stuff (internet / itunes etc), but I want something...
  17. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Is This Laptop Spec any good?????

    Not really much of a PC buff and wondered is the below worth getting? MESH 15 inch Powerview; Pentium 4 3.4GHz processor; 1GB RAM; 80GB HD; CD/DVD R/W drive; will take wireless card (not included). HD has been wiped and cleaned to DoD standard and Windows XP Pro re-installed from the recovery...
  18. South Bank Hank

    ANOTHER New Launch for the Zone

    After our final launch of the new ShrimperZone website last week, we are now proud to announce the opening of the new ShrimperZone Shop. Add your name or your favourite player name to a smart range of T-Shirts, Polo Shirts, Sweatshirts and Training Tops. Choose from a selection of low-priced...
  19. South Bank Hank

    Breaking News ANOTHER New Launch for the Zone

    After our final launch of the new ShrimperZone website last week, we are now proud to announce the opening of the new ShrimperZone Shop. Add your name or your favourite player name to a smart range of T-Shirts, Polo Shirts, Sweatshirts and Training Tops. Choose from a selection of low-priced...
  20. BLUEBLOOD

    The International Council of Man Laws

    The International Council of Man Laws 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking...
    • BLUEBLOOD
    • Thread
    • alcohol arriving bra cleaning conversation didn dressed dru eaten following fusion gest ops perfume physical rea remembering somewhere suitable topless tropical wrecking xbox
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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