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  1. Slipperduke

    Deadline Day Drama! (sort of)

    Transfer deadline day is one of the most exciting of the season and, with the window slamming shut right on our deadline, you're not going to miss a thing. We told Iain Macintosh to power up his Blackberry, stay tuned to the news and scour the internet for rumours. Here's how his day panned...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • afterwards anto ban battery bentley ferdiand freed gbp ginola hara hasn lesser ley liverpool macintosh money music ops petrov pulled rubbish snakes stealing warmer wasn
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  2. My New Job

    So, after a few weeks of searching, I finally started my new job today... And some of the people I work with are a real piece of work. First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or...
  3. OldBlueLady

    There's a joker about on 606!

    SOUTHEND EARTHQUAKE APPEAL League One Colchester United by qbmonarchsfc (U13916250) 20 July 2009 A major earthquake measuring 5.3 on the Richter scale hit Southend in the early hours of this morning. It's epicentre was in the Roots Hall area of the town. Victims were seen wandering around...
    • OldBlueLady
    • Thread
    • 606 bleeding cases computers damaged earthquake filling following hall joker mercedes ops raspberry roots spiff town towns unaffected
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Lucky Dip Rugby tops for only £9.99

    £40 Rugby Jerseys for only £9.99 And the fun bit about this offer is that you don’t know what top you are going to get, a guy I work with just received the Jerusalem Lions top (quality looking top) and an England top (being Scottish he is gutted). I have just purchased one and knowing my...
  5. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Doing the right thing!!

    If there are all these buses currently running in London packed to the rafters with commuters and 60 to 70 people waiting at the bus stops to try and get on.........Do the car drivers driving past the bus stops on their own have a duty to stop and offer lifts? Currently being debated on BBC...
  6. Ron Manager

    State Of Origin 2009

    Less than 48 hours to go till State Of Origin game 1. The whole of Queensland seems to be turning Maroon...it's a bit like the build up to a World Cup back home with flags, balloons, posters etc up everywhere. Really looking forward to experiencing being here when it's on. The whole place stops...
  7. DTS

    Question Where are the players going on holiday.

    Anyone got any ideas where the current crop of Blues stars are off on there holidays. I expect JFC and Laurent will be back to France. Clarkey revealed that will be getting his flat cap out and start bashing his wife up in anticipation of a week up north.He cant go too far a field as he has...
  8. Napster

    New Wolverine film

    Saw it last night - it's OK. Good intro, gets a bit confusing, action never stops, ok ending. 7/10
  9. Davros

    Eastenders - Heather bashing

    Now, normally in soaps and TV, when a character is being sort of bullied on screen for being gay or whatever, they can walk away from it at the end of the day, as it is just there character that is being poked fun at. However, with Heather in Eastenders, although the storys poking fun at her...
  10. adwebb16

    Laptop CD/DVD drive help

    I wonder if anyone can lend me a helping hand! I have a Dell Inspiron 6400, working really well for me had next to no problems until recently with my DVD/CD drive. Whenever I insert a CD or DVD into my laptops CD/DVD drive it really gets going, spinning the disc very fast by the sounds of it...
  11. Magnum PI

    Post-Match Thread and Ratings Hereford United 0-1 Southend United

    Just back from Hereford. Didnt think we would edge it once Laurent missed that chance, but we certainly got stronger as the match went on and probably just deserved it, although the penalty was right in front of me, and I would have been pretty peeved to have that given against us. I reckon he...
  12. MisterStubbs

    Believe!

    Now i know many of you doubt the play offs are a no go for us. BUT..... looking at the table, it is a real possiblilty for us.... we are only 4 points of the play offs and i really do believe we are capable of finishing in the play off stops. We are bang on form right now and i believe we can...
  13. Slipperduke

    Liverpool Must Prove Themselves

    It is time. Time to discover whether or not Liverpool have what it takes to be champions. Not champions of Europe, that staggered and seeded competition, winnable with just the right balance of Alamo-style defending and quick goals on the break. Champions of England. A far harder accolade to...
  14. ozzy-shrimper

    Men In Tesco

    This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs. Murray, Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us...
    • ozzy-shrimper
    • Thread
    • appearing ched fitting gas knives lauren ops outdoor products rack sausages shoppers speaker tone
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. wiggy

    Post-Match Thread and Ratings Southend United 2-0 Scunthorpe

    Mildy oh, go on then 8, two good stops and looks more confident Sankofa 5 doesn't look at all comfortable on the ball and is mostly negative Dorian 8 class act, has improved the defence untold Clarkey 7 decent enough defender but distribution terrible Barrett 8 continued from where he left of...
  16. manor15

    Pick the team of the Tilson era

    Who would you pick in the team of the Tilson era? Mine would be Daryl Flahavan (one of only a few keepers we have seen under Tilson and some amazing performances) Duncan Jupp (his runs down the wing, his tackles, his goal v Lincoln to send us up) Adam Barrett (Southend legend, works his socks...
    • manor15
    • Thread
    • accent bentley brough cort eastwood ops prime similar socks tacking wish
    • Replies: 49
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  17. Kent Shrimper

    Laptops

    I am looking at getting a Laptop due to a personal project i am working on, it would need an internet connectivity, Powerpoint, Word and Excel. It needs to be portable. Games and DVD's arent a priority but would be a nice added bonus. I dont want to spend over £350 if i can help it. Ideas...

  18. Essex Hurricane Appeal

    ESSEX HURRICANE APPEAL A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale hit Essex in the early hours of Thursday with its epicentre in Basildon. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell". The hurricane decimated the area...
    • Cricko
    • Thread
    • bedroom bleeding bone brew burn collections compensation crisps damaged earthquake filling gest historic majorca mercedes money ops parcels raspberry ski tracy unaffected woken
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Benfleet A1

    Our little trip to Chelsea

    I awoke at 4am in need of a wee and stumbled out of bed. One empty bladder later I attempted to get back to the land of nod, no chance. So I surfaced, got dressed and tip toed into the kitchen for a cuppa. Got bored with the telly so tormented the cat for a while by making out I was going to let...
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    • applause attempted broadway burger ched didn dressed enjoyed fags fenchurch frost hadn hamilton headed ops ranger ripping shoddy smithy soup steel stumbled taxi wallet
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Medway Blue

    Any PS3 online experts around?

    Got one for my birthday today, but after a whole day of trying, I can't get the bugger to connect to my home network. It locates the network, which has 4 laptops running off of it perfectly well, obtains the router's IP address (although only when the IP address is put into the PS3 manually -...
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