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  1. pickledseal

    Anyone fancy supporting HCPT?

    Guys, I know I don't actually know many of you in person (although I've met a few along the way...) If anyone fancies helping out a fantastic cause, please read on... As I'm sure some of you may be aware, for the past five years I've been taking children with disabilities and special needs on...
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    • adds creams eating fancies hcpt helpers ops qui suppor support
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Southendsleeper

    See you next Wednesday - A match report

    Well, what can I say. Some of the worst officials I've seen at the hall, the ref was a disgrace, missing most things, yet giving trivial thing. Hard but fair tackles were penalised, Freddy, fouled but with the ball at his feet in front of goal is stopped to take the ball back for a freekick...
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    • amazed amusement checks crack didn didnt ead fro hall loud marking occasions ops pace pulled res shirt stopped
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  3. Covent Garden

    Sorry for the ‘exciting’ thread but need to pick the brains of my fellow knowledgeable shrimpers… Going to Punch and Judy in Covent garden and then on to the comedy store tonight. Not feeling too well so aint up for drinking (much) n really cant be assed with getting trains. The CC stops at 6...
  4. Southendsleeper

    Stoke it up - a match report

    Well what can I say We beat an average/poor Stoke side that we were expected to beat, by a single goal, a penalty at that But there were so many good points Hammell looks a star in the making, a great crosser of the ball, good defender and takes corners. Daryl made some excellent saves...
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  5. Pre-Season Report

    Steve Collis - Looks assured between the sticks and confident enough to handle himself at this level. Offers the height advantage Flahavan lacks and handles set pieces well. Can’t comment on his kicks as I haven’t seen him take enough. Darryl Flahavan - The usual from Flavs. Confident and...
    • EastStandBlue
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. DTS

    Office Sexism.

    I love the summer. You just cant beat it - Especially seeing all the lovely birds that London has to offer. However if I have one critism its that women get away with murder. The best that I can do to battle the searing office heat is loosen my top button and roll my sleaves up. If we have a...
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    • especially ops shirt shoes
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. Friday funny

    How temperature affects the mind! 40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe. 35 degrees - Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the windows down. 20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in...
    • Norwichsufc
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    • alcohol barby california coats cos cows cup degrees ish ops san shirt suppor support whisky
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  8. Deja vu?!

    At xmas we was told there would be players joining us and we got 2 I believe, again this end of season we was told there would be players joining us, and I understand the season has only just ended but I can't help being sceptical about us signing enough players to cope, we're always...
  9. The Artful Shrimper

    The Pope, Col U and 3 shrimpers

    Apologies if it's old. -- The Pope was sailing in his pope barge one day when he noticed three men in Southend United tops vicously beating a shark about the head. Inside the sharks mouth was a Col******r United fan, the Shrimpers hauled the rescued Ewer onboard and also dragged the now...
  10. Kent Shrimper

    Mobi Video Clips

    I thought most people must have taken a clip or 2 or there mobi. if everyone uploads theres we will ahve a constant reminder of the day from many different angles. Its free to upload to www.youtube.com Well hers my attempt (Spilberg i aint) The Blues are going Up

  11. Lads!

    Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now, that glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or walking to the Tube, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary...
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    • bolt brough chuck dressed dresses grass headed heartbeat hes islands lighters mis ops prepared rises rock ski starters urban
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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