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Ponder These
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents...- HUTTON
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Women dress size - what do you prefer?
Given that most of the members of this site are male I thought it would be interesting to see what the majority of you men would prefer. The media is full of this size zero business and personally I think it looks disgusting and makes these people look childlike. Many blokes actually like a...- Southend_Lady
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- ell meat
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Going teetotal!
Having been off work on a weeks holiday has been good, but there comes a time when we all have to face up to our own demons and mine ( this week ) has been getting s*******d too many times, with the mother of all hangovers! It as become quite apparent that this weeks events have finally caught...- Winkle
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Fake boobs
Now that's got everyone's attention .. :finger: .. I need to consult the views of the SZ community on this delicate issue. As like many people on here who, like me, work in an office environment, amongst all the daily chores of actually doing some work, mind-numbing meetings and the endless...- Mr Wooly
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Kronenberg is my Viagra!
As I have spent the last few weeks getting myself in tip top shape ( physically) I have refrained my self from any Alchohol including my only love beer! With two weeks to go before the big one ,over the weekend I decided that self depevation was a sin and on easter sunday had a few beers...- Winkle
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Absolutely FUMING!!
Unbelievable, absolutely unbelievable!!! Just had a call, a pal has been attacked with a meat clever and air rifle yesterday evening about 6 o'clock!!! Arouind sutton road!! Unbelievable, is this what our town's about?? Shocking, absolutely shocking... sorry i had to vent anger...- Madchester Blue
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- meat somewhere town
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Wow - I actually agree with Prince Charles
Ban McDonalds - Get in there Chas mate ! I cannot believe anyone seriously considers eating that ****. It is NOT fast food, it certainly contain little meat and plenty of sheit and should definitely be banned. Discuss. Btw I feel like a reformed smoker - haven't had a Maccy D for over 7...- * ORM *
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- ban eating meat
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Tommy Cooper
You can't beat a bit of Tommy so which was his best? 1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 3. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50...- South Bank Hank
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Gwen Stefani
I was down my local meat market on Friday. They always have music on and videos on the background so that perv's like me and the lads can ogle girls that are hardly old enough to drink. Anyway my mate Fist starts saying she is fantastic while looking at the dance floor. I thought he was...- DTS
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- meat music
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Just got back Ticket update and match view
Good game in all Burnley did not look anything special at all, second half Southend were the best team for me! Food - Meat and Potato pies were superb in my opinion Atmosphere - Burnley were very quiet, but we sang up well and got behind the boys all game! Also no tickets were...- TrueBlue
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- icke ickets ley meat potato superb
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The Portsmouth Bell (end) ringer
what was the deal with Jonny boy standing outside the east and north singing: "MUSLIMS, THEY DON'T EAT PIG MEAT" to the tune of.. "go west" by the pet shop boys..- J
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- meat muslims singing wes
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BBQ Season
Just got this as an email... > >After the long months of cold and winter, we will soon be coming up > >to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your > >memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the > >only type of...- Davros
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- ant bbq cooking cutlery dishes eating ell enjoyed following hanks lou meat outdoor salad tray
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Guide to Bournemouth
As I'm a Bournemouth based shrimper I thought I'd give ya bit of info on the Town and team which might be of use come saturday. How to get here Take the M25 til you reach the M3 junction (12) signposted Southampton. Its very close to the previous junction. Continue on the M3 til junction 13...- Bromley Blue
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Saveloys
I'm no stranger to the darker side of meat products but has anyone ever brought Saveloys from a supermarket delicatessen? They are always available for sale yet I have never seen anyone buy them. The same goes for Goblin tinned hamburgers. Can anyone add to this list of shame?- Guest
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- brough meat products ranger supermarket tin tinned
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Yorkshire Blues
Stood near the Yorkshire Blues on Sat. Made a lot of noise with the constant chanting of "Yorkshire Blues "etc Made for a good atmosphere.Had a good laugh too when they sang "meat pie,sausage roll, come on Southend give us a goal" Seemed to work of course. Well done lads -...- FLAVIA
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- ant atmosphere meat sausage
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1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die
Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...- hexagon_sun
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- 1955 abdullah adverts airplane alice amos ancient anto apollo arcade artists assorted beastie beatles beefheart beggars bends billie birth blades blues blur bolt bowie breakers brubeck buildings cherry cohen connor coral costello cowboy crowded culture cure curtis dagmar damned daw depeche differences disposable divine dolls donald duck dury dylan elton eva evans explosion fields fighters flash fur gabriel gods greetings harlem harrison headed heaven heron hms hollywood hypocrisy inch incredible invention iron isaac jane janet jansch jimi jorge joshua jungle jurassic killers kiss lang laura league lenny linkin liquid lonely louis madman mania maria marquee mask mccartney mcqueen meat mercury michel milton mister mondays morrissey nails nico nile nirvana norah notorious oasis outta para parliament parsons peppers pharcyde physical pills portishead presley prima primal prodigy published radiohead raiders rees releases rises rock rolling roses roxy rubber rubén runners san sarah screaming seeds shankar sings smashing smokers solomon spiders stereo stones straits sunshine tank tapes taught teardrop teenage tito tortoise toys tracy travels travis turbo twelve unknown urban vale vauxhall venus verve vines wax wes wings wish womack youth zombies
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Its joke time..
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on...- shrimperman
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- ands dives kiss meat resume throws
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Seeing as theres nothing new
As the rumourmill of Shrimperland seems to be having a day off (but I have heard one about Paul Brush and a cold meat pie but I can't reveal my source) whats the ticket sales for saturday looking like?- Sebastian Weetabix
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- icke meat
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Ratings
After being a bit stupid and not booking tomorrow off work, I thought I'd post now despite the fact I'm shattered after a long tiring day. After leaving home at 8:10 and getting in about 21:50, add in the result and I feel pretty deflated. No doubt FBM will be around tomorrow with his report...- Andy_S
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The Blues are going up!
What a stonking day at Aggbrough, it doesn't get much better. Terrific gutsy showing in the last ten minutes to finally get the win we should have sown up much earlier. But then if we had sown it up earlier we would have missed out on the fantastic ending. We were by far the better team...- Upminster Blue
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