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  1. Benfleet A1

    Bullies and Bullying

    Now bare with me good readers, this is going somewhere but I want to give it some background first. When I was a kid I was bullied, bad. My first taste of it was at the grand old age of 4 years old at nursery school where a phycotic 5 year old used to attack the entire fraturnity. He would rip...
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    • attempted auntie benn birth bone bullies ched chuck compared drawings fa cup fleet fortune headed hidden hills lumps meat mums nursery oil pain panda parenting pleasures punching qui removal ripping scissors ski somewhere stones stopped tacking taught teacher teachers test thundersley
    • Replies: 46
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. To all you chefs... roast dinner!

    So we've got the inlaws coming for Sunday Lunch. Mrs Pubey is on desserts duty and I said that I'll take on a full Roast Beef dinner. I've made different roasts before, and so am fairly happy around the kitchen. However I want to get this one spot on, and so call on you culinary SZers to give...
    • Pubey
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    • beef meat potatoes
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. pickledseal

    Choosing your government is like choosing a girlfriend....?

    "Choosing a government is as random as choosing a girlfriend or boyfriend. Some small, probably irrelevant or misunderstood thing can draw you in or drive you away. They put on their best front and hide all the bad stuff until they’ve won you over and you stay with them until the opportunity for...
  4. Bielzibubz

    If you were born in the 50's, 60's or 70's

    Doesn't this just some up what it was like growing up and exactly what the kids of today are missing out on? First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads...
    • Bielzibubz
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    • bacon beds belts bottles buns channels coloured computers diabetes exactly helmets lived meat pain processed products rees ruled shared shoes teachers trauma
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. DTS

    Help me settle tonights food dilema.

    On a Wednesday night I go out and play football. As a result the Mrs kindly had dinner on the table for me when I get home at 9pm. As a night in can be a bit boring when you only have a 15 month old for company the Mrs often invites one of her pals over for some food which I always encourage as...
    • DTS
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    • argued bbq cooker dose dosent dts easier eating meat peppers prepared wish
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. canveyshrimper

    The Chilcot Inquiry

    I have never seen so many Old Bill in one place at one time until this morning. I was about to nip into Pret for my morning coffee, when about 15 meat wagons came past, swiftly followed by about 30 coppers on foot. Plus there was the incessant sound of helicopters in the sky. In my hazy pre dawn...
  7. Mad Cyril

    Question Best meat

    Seeing as many of us will have sampled various meats and meat products over the last few days....... What is the best meat?
  8. Benfleet A1

    Films that mapped your youth.

    I have got Quadrophenia on the box at the moment which never siezes to entertain me but it got me thinking. When it came out the mod revival was in full swing and as an stroppy short haired, button down Ben Sherman, Staypressed strids and Hush Puppies wearing trend setter, 'Quad' was my bible...
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    • bath bible coloured continued convince ford gagging headed levi meat pork rut underpants vince wore youth
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Morrissey Leaves Hospital After Collapse

    I put it down to the lack of a decent plate of red meat!!!!! Pretty appalling that so called fans jeered and booed, although it would not be the first time he has cried wolf! Think I might put him in the Dead Pool...
  10. Rusty Shackleford

    Slipper of the Yard

    Wonderful article here by one of my favourite journalists/commentators, Mark Steyn: “He was always affable and very much a gentle giant,” said Bruce Reynolds. “He was one of the old school,” agreed one of Mr Reynolds’ colleagues. Gentlemen publishers? Art dealers? Yes, Mr Reynolds has a...
    • Rusty Shackleford
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    • booze britons ched chief commissioner constables cops correspondent courtney criminal deed destroyed detectives dicaprio discover dressed exactly fingers folk following fur furniture guv hall hanks heathrow homophobia jet mandatory meat muslims officer officers olds pace political probation pulled pupil qui rate reminisce rhyming rock rolling sentenced shift slang solidarity somewhere thug town triple undercover vita wandsworth wells writer yar
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Shrimper

    Help

    What's the name of the guy who put's his name on those meat cooker things. The brown guy. "It's so good i put my name on it" That guy.

  12. I caught my dad with my GF

    I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me. I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless. So fast...
    • Pubey
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    • meat
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. DTS

    Question Who does the food shopping in your house.

    Lads, I am at a crossroads. Mrs DtS and I have until recently done the food shopping as a joint effort. We rarely go and do a massive shop rather we go once a week and get stuff for the week. However it has come to my attention that if Mrs DtS goes on her own that we come back with so much...
    • DTS
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    • arguement cheeses cooked dts following meals meat money peppers types
    • Replies: 47
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. DTS

    Question Should you always bring food/drink to a gathering

    Last night Mrs Dts and I hosted a BBQ for Mrs DtS friend who is a girl (Thought best not say girl friend or I will get all the Brighton jokes) and her fella. So the girls can discuss table plans. Really like her fella. Good lad who likes a beer. Mrs DtS mate is a good girl, massive set and...
    • DTS
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    • bbq brough declares desert dts meat mortgage owning sausages token
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  15. BBQ etiquette

    Some more slight theft from sickipedia. quality though. like Women know your limits! We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of...
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    • ant bbq bonding cooking cutlery eating enjoyed following hanks lou meat meter outdoor salad tray
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. TrueBlue

    TrueBlues REAL Food Heros part 2

    Last time we spoke it was about the KFC colonel now today we must talk about another legend of the alternitave food hero world... I give you.... Mahmut Aygun Known as the "kebab king" he was born in Turkey and moved to Germany at the age of 16 to open a snack stall. He invented the doner...
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    • easier hanks kebab meat sadness stumbled subsequent
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Davros

    In Need of good meat!

    Does anyone know of a good butcher in the Southend/Southchurch area? Getting a bit narked off with the high prices and low quality of supermarket meats! Used the one in Sutton road a couple of times, but found his cuts a bit fatty. Cheers Davros
  18. BLUEBLOOD

    Funny email

    Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honouring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot did...
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    • attempted barrel booze burger california chef darwin description flashed grab honourable incompetence meat money officer pulled register stupidity tank wasn
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Christmas Special with Backpacking Shrimper!

    The latest installment of the Interview with an exile thread, is Steve's Christmas Special from Australia - Happy Christmas everyone! Few piccies of the man himself...He loves posing for the camera, bless him :D 1) How long have you been an exile? A) Since late October 2007! Nearly...
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    • afford ard bbq bear beloved builder claimed combine concede daw doesnt dressed fur hall hall of fame hatred icke isnt kiss lived loud mansion meat money originality pancake qui shirt shoes stopped tilly travels typing
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  20. bowie live at the dog and duck !!

    david bowie is playing a gig at the dog and duck next sunday afternoon. ticket sales have been very slow with only 3 sold to date. the venue which has a capacity of 40 are trying their hardest to fit DB in between the meat raffle and the bingo. bowie will be singing his forgetable hits...
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