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  1. Your Idea Of Hell

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  2. Chinglish

    • Pubey
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    • cliff fried meat remove
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. TrueBlue

    Perfect Steak

    The perfect steak The grill chefs from I'm Angus restaurant, Sydney, share the secret of the perfect steak with you. Choosing the right cut of meat is essential: Fillet, Rump or Sirloin, Porterhouse or T-bone are all excellent for pan cooking or char-grilling, depending on your personal...
    • TrueBlue
    • Thread
    • ard bone chilli chocolate cooking desired divine flavour following juices meat oil oven preference recommended remembering remove richer tray
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Benfleet A1

    An experiment carried out

    Moving on from the thread that told us that children as young as 3 should be watched for reactions over certain foods to see if they could be racist, I have conducted tests on my four year old daugther with certain foods from around the world to find out whether she is going to be a no good bad...
    • Benfleet A1
    • Thread
    • apples bananas bang beef boiled ched ethnic experiment ive meat minority muslims parts pork qui shoots
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Slipperduke

    Joey Barton

    There is little in this world as infuriating as the sight of a young man, guilty of vicious assault, walking away from a courtroom with just a suspended sentence. There is anger at the clemency, fury at the perception that justice has failed. In the case of Joey Barton, however, there is just an...
  6. South Bank Hank

    30+ skills every man should master

    Feature on MSN this morning suggested 30 skills every man should have in their pocket, including things like being able to make a mix tape, keep a ball off the ground, carve meat, protect a computer, tip waiters, play golf, feign confidence, know Shakespeare, blah, blah... Quite frankly, I...
  7. Shrimperstrust

    Redtrack - Essex FM Battle of the Bands

    Blues fanatic and Trust Member Andrew Perry's band, Redtrack, has a chance to play in front of 40,000 at a Basildon Music Festival in July but needs votes. Essex FM have a contest where the band receiving the most votes will get a 45 minute slot at the event. You may have heard about their...
  8. Vange Shrimper

    Does all dairy cause cancer?

    Was listening to Richard Bacon's show on Radio 5 last night and there was a massive debate between vegans and meat eaters. The vegans claim that eating dairy products and drinking lots of milk can give you breast cancer (because it is full of hormones which the body cannot digest properly and...
  9. canveyshrimper

    Morals

    Just received this email, hope this thread doesn't get locked quick smart. A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids came back and one by one told their stories. Karl said, 'My father's a...
    • canveyshrimper
    • Thread
    • bottles ched chickens dru fro gulf machete meat olds teacher twenty wouldn
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Bluetonic

    Vegetarians

    My college are running a £50 competition for the best article for the college magazine. Whilst bored, I emailed them asking for a subject to write about - they replied with an article about 'Veggie Vision', and vegetarianism in general. Here's my effort I've just sent off, safe in the knowledge...
    • Bluetonic
    • Thread
    • ant awareness bacon battery beef boiled cookie crisps divides duck eating enjoyed joi lettuce lifestyle meat oven peoples pond qui recipes refrain suppor support
    • Replies: 33
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. David Haye

    Did anybody else just watch him completely destroy Macarinelli in roughly 45 seconds? The first round was cagey, but Haye came out of the blocks in the first and tear Enzo apart. Haye becomes the undisputed champion and will now move up to Heavyweight... I'm expecting him to make big waves in a...

  12. Born in the 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's???

    CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's ! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
    • Thread
    • bacon beds belts bottles bullies buns burger channels computers diabetes didn explosion helmets lived meat pain phones processed products rees ruled shared shoes teachers threats trauma
    • Replies: 44
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  13. Tilson Sacked

    Actually it's a bare-faced lie. But how did you feel when you read the title? My reaction would have been sheer horror. But the way some have been posting on here recently, you would think it would please them if Tilly was replaced. I'm far from believing Tilly can do no wrong. I think...
  14. C C Csiders

    Annoying things women say/do in restaurants

    Of course there are lots, but here's my three against the field: 1. "No, I don't want chips. I'll have a jacket potato." Then they spend the rest of the time scoffing the chips off of your plate. 2. "We'll share a rice." F*** off! I want a whole rice myself. If you only want half, either leave...

  15. Hugh's Chicken Run

    after watching the second episode last night, my wife advises me that in future we will be buying 'Free-Range' chicken meat - I took this as a positive move as I feared the announcement might lean towards becoming vegitarian.. The downside is increased food bills, which will result in less cash...
  16. DTS

    Trapped in my own trousers!

    I had the most unusual experience on my life last night. Went up to Forest with my boss (Larger stakeholder for you Naps) who is a really top bloke. He is a mad Forest fan but was really gracious in defeat. I was thinking of going up my coach and staying at my mate Dom's house in Southend but...
    • DTS
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    • collapse cos costa crisps didn didnt diesel ell gracious indication ish larger meat metal naps pain potato sausage scissors stairs towels trapped
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. DTS

    Are markets ever any good?

    Benny boy at work is back today - Thank god as its quiet and I have been bored with just the girls in. He has been to Fuerteventura with the Mrs for a week. We have just come back from our usual trip to one of Borough many crap cafes. As usual you have the same old holiday chats - What is the...
  18. Yorkshire Blue

    Southend United squad expressed as pizzas

    Southend United squad expressed as pizzas through the latest takeaway menu numbers stuffed through my door Especially for glasgowsufc Darryl Flahavan - Cheese and Tomato Simon Francis - Farmhouse Che Wilson - Hawaiian Lewis Hunt - Classic Peter Clarke - Siciliana Adam Barrett - Beefeater Mark...
  19. Ron Manager

    Rugby World Cup

    Press Release International Rugby Board (IRB) Rugby World Cup 2007 Following complaints to the IRB about the All Blacks being allowed to motivate themselves by performing the ‘Haka’ before their games, other nations were asked to suggest pre-match rituals of their own.The IRB...
    • Ron Manager
    • Thread
    • alcohol amend bbq blockbuster cease cup didn dishes displays donald failing filling flog fortune fur hollywood japanese meat parts properly rugby singing
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  20. Lee Bradbury is well hard - the view from the East Stand

    1-0 up from a great Bradbury goal it looked as if the Tilson has really put a squad together rather than a team and I was enjoying watching the rain falling through the flloodlights. It seemed as if League One teams (I thought Orient were ****e - Thornton excepted) were going to be easy meat for...
    • Rayleigh boy
    • Thread
    • ched ell foo heres ish jury kee league league one lose meat qui steel superb thorn town unbalanced
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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