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A warning to any sex tourists out there
English tourist forced to 'marry' goat A Colchester man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered the man, Mr Duguid...- CC51DAS
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Orient press - passionate fans to help Os do double !!!
Gray sings praises of passionate fans By Peter King Comment Wayne Gray, who says backing from the O's home support can lift the team against Southend (c) STRIKER Wayne Gray believes a loud vocal backing by the home crowd could help Orient do the derby-double over Southend on Saturday. The...- Rayleigh boy
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- atmosphere generated hall jury loud repeating replicate roots sings suppor support
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Hartlepoooooooollllll
Come on blues lets push forward a win tonight and we will be looking really good in the table heading into February so those going tonight SING LOUD AND PROUD!!!!! and those at home send your wishes and spirit up the A1 AND WE WILL DRIVE THE BOYS TO VICTORY!!!!! PLAY UP SOUTHEND PLAY UP!!!!- TrueBlue
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Lessons we can learn from other teams
On saturday i thought i should check out Sheffield United as they are only a few mins away... tickets were a tenner and my mate who is a big QPR fan was coming up for it too. I really enjoyed the match, and it made me a bit sad we weren't still up there mixing it with those kinds of clubs...- Pubey
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- ant atmosphere atmospheres caused ead enjoyed especially foo icke ickets incredible loud qui singing spine suppor voice
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David Blaine Trick
DAVID BLAINE TEST This is creepy! Think of a letter between A and W . Repeat it out loud as you scroll down Keep going Don't stop Think of an animal that begins with that letter Repeat it out loud as you scroll down Think of either a man's or a woman's name that...- lee_sufc
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- fingers fro loud
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Christmas Lunch Story
I work in a large straight office environment in the middle of the city. Anyway yesterday we had our christmas lunch in the staff canteen. All 8 people i work with were in attendance including a contractor that had been working with us for about 2 months. Anyway we start queuing for food and a...- Ulysses
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- behaviour eating fallen fro leftovers loud mis thrown
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Back to......
Fortress Roots Hall?? Last night I felt it was a return to the fast paced more enjoyable and exciting football that got us 2 back to back promotions! and may I say.... LONG MAY IT CONTINUE! Saturday we should get right behind the boys with 2 league home games in a row (last night) and...- TrueBlue
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- enjoyable foo hall league loud roots sing
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Day Of Disaster In Leigh.
We'd been gearing up for this day for over two months, we had our set well rehearsed and sounding great. We were feeling pretty confident ahead of our first live show. That was until we got to the venue when from the off bands hadn't turned up and the organisers were getting stressed out. We...- SUFC_Al
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- boom hadn loud money organisers rumour similar
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Blow Your ****ing Noses !
I'm going away for a week on Sunday. Dodging the ignornant pricks snorting, sniffing, sneezing and spluttering is proving tricky. How hard can it be to pack a hanky/tissues. I moved seat this morming due to some dozy ignorant spluttering cow who then proceeded to phone her mate up saying that...- * ORM *
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- ant dodging hanky loud music noses proving
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Most annoying thing on a train
Had all three of these this morning and couldn't decide which was more annoying. I have deliberately not included kids playing music out loud on their phones as fortunately you don't tend to get this in rush hour.- MrB
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- loud music phones
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What I learned last night...
.. that Statler & Waldorf have another brother. If you were one of the three cretins in Row K of the East Stand Black, I'd just like to thank you for making me laugh out loud on several occassions last night. Some examples. I'll emphasise examples, because this barrage of numptiness went on for...- Lord Football
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- bender entertaining fro loud outfit rea tone
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In Englands Green and Pleasant Land
An incident occurred in a supermarket recently, when the following was witnessed: A Muslim woman dressed in a Burkha (A black gown & face mask) was standing with her shopping in a queue at the checkout. When it was her turn to be served, and as she reached the cashier, she made a loud remark...- BLUEBLOOD
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- applauded bombing cos dressed following gown icke lapel loud mask muslim stepped supermarket touched voice wouldn
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M.k And Orm Are Back But Who Would You Miss
As i said M.K SHRIMPER and ORM have returned to the zone,not that it seems many noticed they were missing,so the question is who would you miss posting if they stopped and why?. Mine is COCKLES because i find the ex fat knob very funny and he is one of the only posters on here that makes me...- Dept36
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Now that is funny....
Doing some research on a company I've been asked to quote insurance on I stumbled across something that made me laugh out loud. Click on 'Photo Gallery' on the left and check out Oman's idea of 'Social Development' on No. 6. http://www.omanlng.com :guns:- MrB
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SAINTS fan here
I'd just like to say a BIG WELL DONE to your fans today. You did your club proud. You were quiet in the first half but the second half singing and congo made up for it x2. Our support was extremely loud and at it's best today aswell. I fully hope you lot go back up to the championship straight...- AlexSFC
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- enjoyed hanks loud singing suppor support
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jontosh2001 views - Leeds 17th March
Match Report – Leeds United by Jon Tosh Late Leeds Comeback Checks Blues Survival Hopes A packed Roots Hall witnessed an electric game between Leeds and Southend, both looking for the three points that would go a long way towards Championship status next season. Turning onto Shakespeare...- Pubey
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Friday Funny
A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into ASDA with her > two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through > the entrance. The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to ASDA, > nice > children you've got there. Are they twins?" > The fat ugly woman stops...- Firestorm
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- faced ive loud oldest ops screaming trance
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100 Pet Hates
1) People that wear sunglasses in the middle of winter (and they're not skiing) 2) People who have their "personal" stereos up too loud on the train (biggest complaint is they haven't already gone deaf) 3) Women who forget to take the white sale labels off the bottom of their black stilletos 4)...- * ORM *
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- loud ops shoes skiing sunglasses tan
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Those going to Ipswich - I beg you.
Last few away games the atmosphre has been superb. I really think we can be the 12th man....Especially as we are away and the bulk of us are probably people that want to get behind the lads. Lets be loud and proud Saturday. At Sheff Wed I beleive even Ldn Fatso sang once and he has the worst...- DTS
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- bulk especially keynes loud milton superb voice
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Question Time from Colchester
Anyone see this last night. Weirdest looking audience in the history of the programme. At least two of the audience had the look of ginger versions of Odd-bod from Carry on Screaming about them. Surprisingly though no questions about livestock. Helen Mirren's Oscar was mentioned by David...- C C Csiders
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- brough collected loud rabble screaming versions
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