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  1. Phil Jupitus/Brian Dear

    I don't know if anybody else has posted this from Phil Jupitus' column in today's The Game section of the Times:- "Recently I met Brian Dear, a West Ham great who, in April 1965 scored 5 times in a 6-1 trouncing of West Bromwich Albion, a record for the quickest 5 goals that still stands today...
    • blake
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    • ands applause floodlights introduced ley loud posted refuse support suspicion vita
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. Irish_Shrimper

    Orient thrashing, the 'Taking' of the Spread, and Wiggy's Identity Finally Revealed

    I had every intention of defying my usual trend of taking only 4 photos every trip to see Southend play, but the above is all I got this time around :D Friday morning started bright and early at 7am, where Billy no mates here made his way to Shannon Airport. Got a sneaky, and rather greasy...
    • Irish_Shrimper
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    • brough concede continued didn fingers fur gents icke imo loud lover qui reunion shannon singing southminster spread stansted support
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. TBV_Dan

    Back The Blues 150% TODAY!!!

    Back The Blues 100% TODAY!!! I, for one today will be backing the blues 100% today and I hope that everyone else does the same. I will be singing as loud as I can and as much as I can and I hope that everyone else joins in with the songs. Come on Southend supporters, sing your hearts out for...
  4. HudsonNo1

    Whats All The Fuss About?

    Ive been looking into where we was and how many points we have been on in the league after 5 games in the past 5 season's. When you look at it you notice how its not actually that bad atall. Year Pos Team Pld Pts 2004 23 SUFC 5 2 2005...

  5. Recent Madness

    I have just spent the last half an hour or so reading posts and threads from the last 24hours, and its disgracefull! Everyone is entitled to their own opinion but its decended into complete madness on here!! theres even a thread on the bbc 606 site calling for the blue voice to be brought down...
  6. Smiffy

    The Blue Voice - Some Facts

    Right, first of all many thanks for all the bitchy comments, to say I'm a little ****ed off right now is an understatement. All these negative statements regarding TBV I take as a personal insult, so If anyone else wants a pop please do so via PM. Now for the facts. The Blue Voice is not an...
    • Smiffy
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    • atmosphere battling dedicated followers hanks individuals intent loud minority proving shift support
    • Replies: 88
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. canveyshrimper

    If you're having a bad day....

    When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and...
  8. Slipperduke

    Robinho. Plays For City. Weird.

    Robinho plays for Manchester City. Robinho. Plays for Manchester City. Go on, say it out loud. It doesn't sound right, does it? Nevertheless, thanks to piles of recently acquired Arab oil money, one of the best footballers in the world will soon be wearing the same sky blue shirt that so...
  9. TrueBlue

    SUFC Loud and Proud

    After the silly incident outside the Market Porter Saturday thumbs up to the globe pub....
  10. CC51DAS

    If we sing loud enough tomorrow will they hear this song in Charlton ?

    Oh Nicky Bailey , you used to be alright Now Nicky Bailey you are a lump of ****e Oh Nicky Bailey you've got ginger pubes too......
  11. Smiffy

    Millwall - Bring your flag and voice!!

    Can we all please bring a flag of some description tomorrow people. Whether its one of the wavable Blue Voice one's, or one of your own SUFC one's, bring it along and lets deck out the Market Porter pub and The Den in Southend United flags. Let's show London who we are and who we support...
  12. TrueBlue

    TrueBlue Rally Cry

    Gather round once more my children, As Saturday approaches I can see nothing but dark sky's and a mist that hangs in the air for the dark shadow of our pre-season has cast this terrible spell over the club but still there is hope and still there is light, so I call upon all of you that listen...
    • TrueBlue
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    • cas doubter especially hall hanks loud mis nobody roots shadow sleeve
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. Harold Bishop Killer

    How To Shower

    How to shower like a woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to whites and coloureds. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
    • Thread
    • admire artificial bathroom bedroom condition flash gown hes knob loud oil pile surrounding washing
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Harold Bishop Killer

    40 things You Would Love To Say Out Loud At Work

    1 I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t. 2 I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3 How about never? Is never good for you? 4 I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5 I'm really easy to get along with...

  15. Pubey's "Tunes from the leftfield" - 10

    Haven't done this for a few weeks... and I know it's not a Thursday but feck it Saw these lot on Sunday, they have reformed and being only 6 when they were at their peak I didn't quite know what to expect.. except that it would be loud, and i was right! they hit 130db at the end and my eyes...
    • Pubey
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    • didn loud qui
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Harold Bishop Killer

    How To Poop At Work

    We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
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    • ant avoided awkward bathroom brew camo convince flash flyer following ive junction loud mis pace ran rants remove similar somewhere speeding subtle suspicious unseen vince vulnerable
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  17. Hypnosis

    Last night I was out with a few of the lads, proving to be my last Uni night out before I get back to Southend for the summer. Had a few drinks at one of the lads houses, a few cracks at "The Boot", and then off to the club at around 11. Bassment, the club, have been doing Stock Exchange for a...
    • EastStandBlue
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    • bang bottles cracks fours loud music proving rugby screaming screens wouldn
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. Slipperduke

    Leeds United

    The dream that they lived under Peter Ridsdale has long since faded into a memory but, for the supporters of Leeds United, it's taking a lot longer to wake up from the nightmare that followed. Defeat at Wembley to a spirited and creative Doncaster Rovers means that it's another season in the...
  19. The Big Dady

    Wembley

    Well the alarm on my mobile phone has just gone off, after setting it some days ago, to make sure I get up really early for our big day at Wembley. Shower, brush my teeth, shave, and put on my jeans and my Southend shirt that has been hanging up all nice and pressed since our return from our...
    • The Big Dady
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    • barnard ched cup finishing flash flowing foo hall loud matched roots shirt singing suppor warmed wish
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  20. Stats

    Can Anyone Top This On A Night Out?

    Met up with a mate this weekend who I hadnt seen for a while. Naturally we chatted about the good old days and then managed to remember a stonking event that happened during our misspent youth in Dukes. One night was at the bar and my mate Little John started chatting to this bird and her mate...
    • Stats
    • Thread
    • hadn loud music naturally steel youth
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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