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  1. Fickle fan, Oh Fickle Fan..........

    [/LIST] Sung to the tune of " Smelly Cat" by the blonde dippy one in Channel 4's Friends. Fickle Fan ,oh Fickle Fan , how can you call yourself a man ? When the team comes out you dont even clap, but the first mistake and you're on their backs. Fickle Fan , Oh Fickle Fan , how can...
  2. Slipperduke

    Musical Kryptonite

    Some soft **** in the office has just inflicted The Carpenters - Greatest Hits on us all by whacking it on the office stereo. I now have the headphones on and Metallica's 'One' turned up extraordinarily loud. I feel better, but I'm still in shock. The Carpenters are my musical kryptonite...
  3. Stoke Away Opinions

    Great away day and thought we were good value for a point yesterday. It was gutting to see Stevie Hammell go off coz it looked pretty bad and I think he could be out for some time. Maybe a few more of ya would have made the trip if you knew you could get in for a fiver (not a dig by the way)...
  4. Pre Match Atmosphere at The Hall

    Dont know about you lot but this fashion for playing loud "rousing" music for 30 minutes before K.O. which all Clubs now do really narks me off . When the music is turned off just as the players kick off the place is more or less silent and there is no atmosphere . I used to much prefer it...
  5. Thugs Ruined Our Day

    I know there have been threads re; the abuse from Spurs fans on Saturday, but our day was ruined by thugs in our ranks. I should be able to take my son to away matches without exposing him to aggressive and abusive behaviour. If anyone reading this was involved in such behaviour, then shame on...
  6. Flinty

    Shrimpers v Spurs...the Prawn Sandwhich view!!

    Suited an booted and off to the Lane on the 10:45 from Southend Vic having nearly been wiped out by an out of control wrinkly on a mobility scooter. I met up with my fellow guests and hosts and headed to the hospitality suite overlooking the car park for a few beers. Having obtain the...
  7. C C Csiders

    Chant for tomorrow

    I ask, nay demand, a chant to ring out (loud enough for the MotD mics to pick-up) tomorrow of (to the tune of The Scaffolds "Thank you very much") Thank you very much, Ronald Martin, Thank you very much, thank you very very very much Thank you very much, Ronald Martin, Thank you very very very...
  8. Jam_Man

    Evening Echo...

    There were comments last week about how the Echo were negative towards the stadium. Well the monring before the vote they carried only positive stories and concentrated on the stadium from Southend Uniteds view. Today they have about 6 pages dedicated to it, although they have ruined most of...
  9. mattytheshrimper

    Best away fans this season

    what team this season to visit roots hall do you think have been the best. i think stoke have been, simply because there weren't that many of them but christ they were loud and had a few good songs, also thought wednesday were pretty good.
  10. Slipperduke

    Danger in the office

    I just shifted forward in my chair and squealed out loud as one of my balls slipped out of my boxer shorts and under my descending thigh. I'm writing this in a considerable amount of discomfort. Who would have thought you could do so much damage to yourself in an office. The pain is...
  11. mattytheshrimper

    Best place to sit at the hall?

    i was just talking to my mate at work and he is a sth in the east and i am in the south upper. where does everyone think the best place to sit? atmosphere, cheering and view etc etc? apparently with south upper it sounds loud when your there but in other stands you can't hear anything?
  12. Songs

    Comon Guys - We need songs for every single player we have on the bench / playing weather they are playing well or not! singing their names out loud will give everyone confidence so anything is worth a try! Flahavan - We have one Francis - Free Sodje - We have one Barrett - We have one...
  13. Punk Reunion------

    Went to Bar Lambs tonight for a punk reunion night and had the privilege of getting on stage and singing with Retrospex , a Southend Punk band. Headlining were the Doomed , with ex-Damned guitarist Roman Jugg. A really good loud night out.
  14. Tomorrow Night.

    We have had many a great day, following Southend in the last 3 or 4 years. Tomorrow is another one of these, i for one will be loud, proud and certainly jumping for joy, at the prospect of another mouth watering tie. I for one, cannot wait, and hope we can certainly create a superb atmosphere...
  15. Xàbia Shrimper

    The View from Spain

    As the cork from a bottle of cava struck the ceiling and rebounded into a clutch of Man Ure fans bonding in quiet contemplation in one corner of the bar, someone, I don't know who, approached me, shook my hand with hearty congratulation and uttered: "how the **** are you lot bottom of...
  16. J

    A RALLYING CALL

    I couldn't actually give a toss what you think about our current state of play in the league.. we have reached the 4th round of the league cup, and guess what.. we are playing MANCHESTER f%&kING UNITED!!!! most of their players are "momma's pretty boys&quot...
  17. Groyne Strain

    Hull, Hell And Happiness

    18 hours of hell, 1 moment of ecstasy ..... 4.00pm - get up from bed (I work nights), showered, breakfasted, watch greedy tart crying because she only won a tenner on Deal Or Sod Off, Noel. 5.00pm - can't afford the bus fare to Billericay station, where Chipper is being dropped off from...
  18. DTS

    12th Man

    I am past worrying about Ricketts contract, Tilson's will he wont he and the life long question whatever happedned to Derek Payne. Tomorrow is out chance to get behind the lads - Sod what has happended in the past weeks and show them and the football world that we are Southend and were...
  19. South Bank Hank

    Why we need to be EXTREMELY WORRIED…

    … YET STRANGELY OPTIMISTIC!! Sometimes when a team is promoted, the momentum from previous seasons can be enough to carry you still forward – see Wigan last season in the Premiership and just look at what we achieved last year ourselves. But then sometimes the step up in class is just too...
  20. Well Done Southend Fans

    Shame with the result but I would like to congratulate the Southend fans ( west Stand).... Come over the TV sounded very loud TBH louder than the Kop end yesterday when watching Liverpool... Never really heard the Cardiff fans till 5 mins to the end Well done u made me feel proud to be a...
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