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  1. pringlejon

    Question Hot girls with bad laughs

    Saw an attractive girl in the street when I was on my way to the shops a minute ago. Nice figure and all that, but then she laughed...the kind of loud laugh you feel embarrassed to be around. Simple question, could you look past the laugh and date someone like this or would you politely refuse...
  2. BaileytheQuitter

    Are black girls louder than white girls?

    Fed up of groups of black girls shouting their mouths off and kissing their own teeth while I'm trying to work in the library. Is it me or does anyone else notice that black girls are overly loud?
  3. Smiffy

    Improved Atmosphere?

    So since we took the decision to move down the front of W Block, the lads are 3 unbeaten at home and seem to be playing much, much better. Co-incidence? Do you think the atmosphere as a whole has improved in recent weeks? Has the move to the front helped spur the rest of the stadium on...
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    • atmosphere blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division fro ive league two loud npower football league real football res roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 46
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. Winkle

    Plane Crazy!

    After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet,' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that...
    • Winkle
    • Thread
    • airline crack engineers iff installed locks loud mechanics produces stalled suspected test
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  5. Question Imploding double glazing

    Before you ask no old shallow hasnt had one too many for his own good this has now happened to me TWICE in the last week once when me and wifey were both out and both times in the bathroom. Last night at 2am went to the bathroom and window made loud bang and there was glass everywhere. There...
  6. Jack The Flag

    The Blue Voice Atmosphere v Torquay

    TrueBlue asked me to write this and a video of today will be uploaded tomorrow. Today atmosphere, well what can you say! :happy: It was superb, we sang our hearts out for 90 minutes and it seems to have paid off. TrueBlue kept it going along with Smiffy fabulous drumming skills, One note ...
    • Jack The Flag
    • Thread
    • 000 seat stadium adam bouzid alan mccormack was in mayhem last night anthony grant atmosphere barry corr barry fry is clown barry harris bart bart v flavs bilel mohsni blair sturrock blues brett angell to sign bring back grays blue chris barker craig easton dave webb do we need such a 22 english football english soccer essex football fish puns flav's arse football football league fossets farm fourth division glenn morris graham coughlan harry crawford i never touched the cleaner i was playing golf with tilly the other day james merrick lewis johnny herd josh simpson ldnfasto ldnfatso league two lewis james merrick loud louis soares luis suarez luke prosser mad cyril mark hall mark phillips martin out matt lockwood is going to sign matt paterson merrick james lewis mindless (and completely unfounded) transfer speculation moaning about rep mohsni bilel napster knows something you don't know nicky bailey couldn't pass water no listen noisy north bank npower football league nzamba legend old blue lady paul sturrock peter gilbert real football rhys evans richard young ron martin roots hall ryan hall scott spencer sean clohessy shrimpers singing soccer sofianne zaaboub southend southend united southend united 1 man u 0 southend united 1 west ham 0 southend-on-sea stan collymore to sign steve tilson sufc superb support torquay voice
    • Replies: 47
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. J

    The Dream of the F.A. Cup..

    Now i am still a young lad, however, there are still certain things that make me feel warm and fuzzy inside, and one of those, is still the FA cup.. Kitson, Bent, Beckham whoever, they can slag off the cup, and say the league is much more important... Not to me. We are struggling at the moment...
    • J
    • Thread
    • ant champions fa cup fro loud southend 1 man utd 0
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Christmas Special with Backpacking Shrimper!

    The latest installment of the Interview with an exile thread, is Steve's Christmas Special from Australia - Happy Christmas everyone! Few piccies of the man himself...He loves posing for the camera, bless him :D 1) How long have you been an exile? A) Since late October 2007! Nearly...
    • Irish_Shrimper
    • Thread
    • afford ard bbq bear beloved builder claimed combine concede daw doesnt dressed fur hall hall of fame hatred icke isnt kiss lived loud mansion meat money originality pancake qui shirt shoes stopped tilly travels typing
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Ricey

    Are you starting to lose it?

    Your Yearly Dementia Test It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your...
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    • Thread
    • ant cows dementia failing literature lose loud mentally politically twenty yearly
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. OldBlueLady

    Here we go again

    ShrimperZone "LIVE"...22-12-2008 10:41 AM samib Merry Christmas from everyone at SZFC ShrimperZone "LIVE"...22-12-2008 09:33 AM chadded Merry Christmas from all at SZFC Coincidence? Thanks for further perpetuating my theory, would love to know what I have ever done to deserve the attention...
  11. Irish_Shrimper

    Yes Man

    The new Jim Carrey movie previews this weekend over here. Played it through at work the other night, and whilst expecting something similar to 'Liar Liar', I was pleasantly surprised by this film. I know a lot of people are getting tired of Carrey's acting style and so forth, but if you want...

  12. Why was it so quiet !

    Any reason why it was so quiet at today's game :stunned:. The drums were loud at the start of the game and a few chants but 2nd half it was quiet.
  13. Rusty Shackleford

    An Interesting Idea

    Found this on one of my favourite blogs - Old Holborn I believe that one of the key factors in the “hell in a handcart” decline of the UK is the absence of a justice system that punishes a criminal. There are too many instances to mention and I don’t see any real chance of anything changing...
  14. toellandback

    Nine words woman use

    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around...
  15. Slipperduke

    Nervous Gunners Slip Through

    Cesc Fabregas is the youngest Arsenal captain since Tony Adams and, appropriately enough, the new era began much like the old one. The Gunners were tentative and unsure of themselves, but recovered their composure to sneak a victory. One nil to the Arsenal? Meet the new boss, same as the old...
    • Slipperduke
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    • admire afterwards ant applause awareness behaviour brough champions coloured cunning cup danish didn emmanuel emphatic enjoyed fusion gest goalless goalposts inadvertently ish jeers johan jury league loud money pace persie ran retrospective sneak stopped support trap trophies wasn wilshere
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  16. Interview with Derek Spence

    here you go.... What a cracking fellow and managed to persuade him to come to the last away game of the season! Cheers Spencey! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - What was Dave Smith like to play for? He was a bit of an enigma. If...
    • ManchesterBlues
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    • 1980-81 atmosphere crafty cup dave smith devastating didn fa cup frost hall hanks hereford hong kong league loud moore roots singing taxi wouldn
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  17. Slipperduke

    Back In Business

    The roar, when the whistle finally came, was loud enough to shake the stadium to its foundations. A late Rafael strike and six minutes of injury time almost proved too much for the Arsenal fans who were in anguish at the prospect of another late capitulation, clutching their heads in their...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • aerial anderson ched convincing dimi easier encounter epl especially flashed jury league literally loud rack rafael repeated ski spat substance support wasn
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  18. J

    Shrimperzone... The Truth

    Well this is something which should clear things up, due to the fact there seems to be lots of arguements of right or wrong on here. First of all the cliques - Yes they all exist - We have the wives club, where all they do is discuss their next meeting, which jumper to knit, or stick up for...
    • J
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    • ban chocolate hijacked lefties loud oldbluelady political prime rut sayings suppor tear terrorists wives yorky
    • Replies: 225
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Smiffy

    Let battle commence...

    So we are a little over 14 hours away from the Essex derby. Ok, to most it's not the most glamorous of derbies, hell most footy fans wouldn't even look twice at this fixture and think "Big game" but you know what, I couldn't give a toss... To me, this is the biggest game in our football...
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    • Thread
    • bin derbies hall loud one team in essex roots shirt toss wouldn
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  20. Slipperduke

    Well, that b*ggered up the first draft...

    Extraordinary. Just when you think that you've got the measure of this ridiculous sport, along comes a game so remarkable, so unexpected and so astonishing that you need to sit down and take a deep breath before you can even start to make sense of it all. Tottenham Hotspur's impetuous comeback...
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