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  1. Slipperduke

    A Christmas Tale

    They don't do it in Germany, they've long since given it up in Spain and the French would be astonished if you suggested that they should give it a try. The Christmas football fixture list is a curiously British and Irish disease. With almost every other civilised nation doing the sensible...
    • Slipperduke
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    • aires ard awkward ban bath behaviour carols caused chocolate cos didn disease disorderly eating executed foo formations fur hassle heaven joi league military neighbours political professor properly qui seized shun somewhere supply touched wasn wives
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Napster

    Qpr

    We get Van Wezel, QPR get Lakshi Mittal Lakshmi Mittal pushes QPR up the rich list By Kevin Garside Last Updated: 12:39am GMT 21/12/2007 Have your say Read comments Roman's is no longer the pre-eminent pocket in west London. In one cursory flourish of his platinum card, the world's...
    • Napster
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    • ber bra ched chief claiming convince dalglish ell fernando fortune fur heaven infrastructure intent joi kensington largest league liverpool measure metal mit noses plated pulling repeated requirement riches seated similar sing ski steel suppor tracked twelve vince worker
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  3. DTS

    Getting beaten at games by your other half.

    Northampton is always a ****y trip in my book with the olny plus side being that its pretty close to London. This saturday was no exception. We drunk in a pub called the Rover which was a right old hole before heading to the stadium early so my mate could get a ticket on the day. As my mate...
    • DTS
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    • amounts dru dts features fro heaven icke rover spanked wouldn
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. SUFC Forever

    Roy O'Donovan

    Interesting to see that Roy O'Donovan is starting for Sunderland in the Premier League at West Ham today. I know that we were interested in signing him for ages and Tilly/Brush/Martin moved Heaven and Earth to get him to Roots Hall but in the end, Roy Keane and the chance to play in the...
  5. chadded

    Get your coat love.....

    I've got a knife. Shamelessly copied from Facebook.... IS that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" "It's a gun, get your coat." -- "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Chloro" "Chloro who?" *thud* "Chloroform" -- "Do you come here often?" "No" "You do, because I've been following...
    • chadded
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    • avec bedroom cos didn following heaven hogan inch knife money roses seeks sharpe similar stronger twelve wasn
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. Ponder These

    Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents...
    • HUTTON
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    • ant asteroid bathroom bra buildings cracks didn disease disney doctors ead electricity ell fours heaven hes meat money moon oil professor rees singing soup stopped trap
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. Favourite Poem!

    Hope this isn't too poncy a thread but we've had favourite painting as a thread recently so why not this.. Not sure what my favourite is but I really like this one. It's The Soldier by Rupert Brooke written early in First World War: If I should die, think only this of me: That there's some...
  8. TrueBlue

    Tbtv Tripple Exclusive Showcase!!

    Searching a few of the old videos that were thought to have been lost, I can now say have been found!! so here I present video number 1 1. True Blue is currently in the 'Hadleigh Kebab' where he stumbles apon a stunning west country lass who is ordering a bean burger...
  9. ldnfatso

    New Name

    Last night at Beer Night i stupidly agreed to change my username. Heaven know's why? Anyway, i said i would think of some new ones on the train home last night, however i couldnt as i fell asleep. Now i put it to you guys to think of one for me! Please reply with your choice and i'll put the...
  10. Ron Manager

    Your sexy ghost partner

    I've been listening to Danny Baker's All Day Breakfast Show podcast on my way to work every morning (get it on iTunes, it's very good). One of the feature's he's running is - imagine you have died and gone to heaven before your current partner. You are given the choice of hooking up with a...

  11. The Value Of A Drink.

    The Value of a Drink "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams .. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered...
    • Cricko2
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    • alcohol buddy cliff consumption didn dru faster gran heaven illusion invention naturally selfish sing slowest suppor support whispering
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. GrimmRobes

    One to Start the Weekend (week 9)

    As Dave's on holiday I've been made caretaker manager of his "One to Start the Weekend" slot. First thing I thought when browsing YouTube for some classic tunage was "how on earth does he pick just one song each week?", so as the cat's away I'm going to spoil you with "Three to Start the...
    • GrimmRobes
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    • aztec bulk captured caretaker clifford detroit filling following hanks heaven industry ish ist ive joker jungle largely limb lose music nobody posted pulled qui rack releases remarkable resume roi spine tone urban wasn wouldn
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. * ORM *

    Can I hang your coat up Sir

    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
  14. C C Csiders

    What will the reaction be.....?

    .....if (heaven forfend) the **** of tw@ts scores tomorrow and does the running along the touchline bit (either East or West Stand) with his index finger placed against his lips? How many weeks will it be before he leaves intensive care?

  15. Favourite TV theme tune

    well, work is draging somewhat this afternoon and it dawned on me that i've had this tune in my head for about an hour. its also comes from my fave 90's sit com. "game on" with sam janus, and its called when i find my heaven. so, i'll throw it out there, Favourite TV theme tune...?
    • The Colours Between
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    • daw heaven
    • Replies: 48
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. J

    CS J's Round up of events at Layer Road..

    Good day Ladels and Gentlespoons, i have returned from a swift pint in the spread eagle, to chew over the day.. and the goings on and happenings of the day... the story begins, at 11:28 as smiffy gives me a text, "Im outside".. i run down the stairs, and answer the door.. I said...
    • J
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    • bananas blah boom coins consolidation continued didn discussed dressed errr fooled heaven icke infuriated missiles pain pardon politically rolling sentence spread stairs stopped toss town trolling wasn yates
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  17. Xàbia Shrimper

    Tony Blair

    While walking down the street one day, Tony Blair is tragically hit by a truck and killed. His soul arrives in Heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
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    • arrives barren dressed finds heaven joi parts reminisce rises singing souls stammers trance truck
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. Groyne Strain

    24 Hours On

    Christ, these things don't happen to us.  We have the odd good season, the odd bad, lots of mediocrity, and no ripples waved at all in the football world.  Cup runs?  Pah!  Don't be so silly! I have a copy of the Echo beside me at work though.  It says what I thought I saw.   Southend United...
    • Groyne Strain
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    • brough eastwood foo freddy eastwood fro heaven literally naturally pres rate teachers tilly voice
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. Groyne Strain

    Hull, Hell And Happiness

    18 hours of hell, 1 moment of ecstasy ..... 4.00pm - get up from bed (I work nights), showered, breakfasted, watch greedy tart crying because she only won a tenner on Deal Or Sod Off, Noel. 5.00pm - can't afford the bus fare to Billericay station, where Chipper is being dropped off from...
    • Groyne Strain
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    • afford amusement arriving burger daw encourage fur heaven icke ickets ickle intact knowing loud mile money ran shared ski skinheads splitting suppor tickle toilets trek wallet wes whitmore
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  20. Xàbia Shrimper

    Best of the 80s

    The following list has been doing the rounds about town recently. Selecting your favourite ten 80s pop songs from over 70 listed below is tough; how about you? Let's put together the ultimate SZ 80s chart! Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood Don't Go - Yazoo Shout - Tears for Fears...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
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    • culture flock following heaven photograph rounds shadow ski teardrop town wes
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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