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  1. Half time entertainment

    Now, I'm probably going to get shot down in flames for discussing this but what do people think about the BlueBelles half-time dance routine? For me unfortunately, it's becoming a little bit 'samey' - initially, it was very entertaining but now it's becoming a bit boring. Don't get me wrong...
  2. Shrimper

    Room 101

    I watched this last night with Paul Merton and Phillip Schofield. He talked about Southend and an incident when he has to peg it in front of the cameras. XD. Quite an entertaining program
    • Shrimper
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    • ched entertaining fro phillip qui schofield
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Slipperduke

    The Olympics

    I would have put this on The Slippery Column, but I thought that maybe it would have a wider interest. I think I'm going to get a lot of hate mail for this one.... It has swallowed up half of Rafa Benitez's midfield, savaged Mark Hughes' plans for a successful start, forced AC Milan fans to...
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    • athlete caused champions cup diego elite ennis entertaining fixed foo ish league lose mix pigeons resources restricted rubbish sports youth
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. sufcintheprem

    That was quite entertaining

    ...that deleted thread. Think yourself lucky mr class that my spelling correction didn't go through... :(
  5. Tommy2holes

    What can me and a girl mate do on saturday.

    Bit of a random one really but what can me a and a girl mate do on saturday day. Dont wanna just get ****ed or eat or go shopping so wondered if anyone has done something really that was entertaining that you would like to suggest as i have been thinking and come up with nothing and cant be...

  6. Don't p*ss off Tony Yeboah

    Just got this in an email from a mate: "This month our regular columnist Peter Ndlovu recalls an unsavoury incident from the African Cup of Nations. Things have been quiet this month so when I sat down to write this article my mind went blank. Although the following tale has very little to...
    • Pubey
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    • columnist cup entered entertaining especially flowing following foo insults ist patience pulled separated unsavoury yeboah
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. Mcnasty says Sorry

    I am very sorry for letting small child loose on the Zone. I was daft enough to think fans from other clubs might bring some entertaining banter.
  8. Slipperduke

    There are no flags on cars and no posters in windows.

    There are no flags on cars and no posters in windows. No sweeping advertising campaigns and no collectable badges. Here in the UK, you wouldn't guess that we're just hours away from the start of a major football tournament. Ok, so the nearest that the England team can get to European involvement...
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    • anglo arrogance boast bulk burn conservative cup displays dru ead ennis entertaining especially etta exactly fernando gomez ish largely mario money physical rent romania rubbish somewhere test underperforming wouldn
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  9. A Donny View

    Well I enjoyed the trip last night. It took us 5 hours to get down to your place and then another 5 and a half to get back to Doncaster. The A1 was closed on the way home so most Rovers fans got stuck when a tanker and a car both overturned blocking the motorway for a good hour or so not even...
    • DonnyRover
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    • ard atmosphere barnard cas ched coloured didn enjoyed entertaining qui stopped superb wasn
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  10. Irish_Shrimper

    Movies that make you want to punch one of the lead actors in the face

    Slight variation on Bloke in the Pram Shop's highly entertaining thread about punching singers - What actor would you love to sock in the jaw then? My vote goes to the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and that utter **** Russell Brand :D
  11. Slipperduke

    Newcastle v Chelsea

    Chelsea may have made hard work of it, but two well-taken second half goals gave them a vital victory over Newcastle here at St James Park, and set up a nail-biting finale to the season. Level on points, but separated by a yawning gulf of goals, Avram Grant will have to pray that Manchester...
  12. BaileytheQuitter

    The best, and the worst

    What are the best and worst games you have watched this season? (Southend matches you witty lot!) Best- Leeds at home. Not the most entertaining match but a brilliant brillian win. Worst- Gillingham away. I was so disapointed at the final whistle. Your thoughts?

  13. My favourite public toilets

    This is not a cottaging thread, so I'm sure a few of you will be disappointed. I am dismayed that another of my favourite public toilets has been shut down. There used to be two locations where I really enjoyed taking a long drunken slash, one in the north of the county, and one closer to...
    • Bentley's Absurd Gait
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    • applauded didn dru enjoyed entertaining ish slash thrill town
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Slipperduke

    Manchester City

    The legendary British football commentator Stuart Hall once earned himself a telling-off from then-Manchester City manager Kevin Keegan for continually referring to Maine Road as, “The Theatre of Comedy.” Keegan implored Hall to show the club some respect, but as Hall later pointed out...
  15. shrimp to 11

    Youth Cup Final

    Anyone see this? Wonderfully entertaining match- Manchester City deservedly beat the chelsea lot 3-1(4-2 agg). Future looks bright for Citeh.
  16. TrueBlue

    Gta Iv

    Official Xbox Magazine is the first magazine to review Grand Theft Auto IV. Subscribers in the UK began receiving their issues today. The verdict from OXM is: * Amazingly realistic world. * Stunning action set pieces. * Genuinely engrossing storyline. * Hugely entertaining...
  17. sufcintheprem

    Semi-match report

    I thought I may as well put my thoughts on the game up as I've barely been on since the game. As I mentioned before this match, the form of the home team compared with that of the away team and the relative league standings pointed only one way: Away win. Sure enough, the form book wasn't...
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    • ard argentinian barnard bbc compared concede continued cos didn easier entertaining finishing foo gest gran grass hassle ish ive league mistakes properly qui regrets relative roberts spite superb test thrown tracked wasn
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. fbm

    The fbm report - Walsall

    BLUES GO FOURTH AFTER SADDLERS STROLL Well, stroll might be too strong a word for what on paper was only a 1-0 victory but in reality Southend put on their best and most entertaining performance for many weeks as they totally dominated Walsall at Roots Hall today. The fact that the scoreline...
    • fbm
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    • barnard briefly clayton deed dominance emphatic entertaining especially failing following foo goalless gran hall league league one quicker ripping roots slick superb
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. Ricey

    Treat for the Boo boys!!

    I have just realised who plays for Walsall!! Tommy Mooney!! Looks like its going to be another entertaining game for all the idiots that like to boo ex players. He will score against us to if you boo him.
  20. fbm

    The fbm report - Swansea

    At lightning speed, due to existing committments elsewhere today. Enjoy and Happy Easter to all my readers... :) BLUES STAY IN HUNT AS SWANS SHARE SPOILS Another wind affected match at the Hall today saw Southend draw with table topping Swansea City, but both teams deserve a huge amount of...
    • fbm
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    • afterwards awkward barnard brough dissent edged entertaining gil hall occasions pace quietest subbed superb topping
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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