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  1. Slipperduke

    Worst FA Cup? I think not

    Monday morning was like a scene from one of those post-apocalyptic movies that usually star Mel Gibson. The old order has been shattered, the new dawn has arrived and the scattered survivors crawl from their bolt-holes to blink in confusion at the much reduced skyline and wonder if things will...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  2. Slipperduke

    Sorry Spurs

    Juande Ramos said earlier this week that the clash with PSV Eindhoven would be a barometer of his team’s progress since he took the helm, but if that’s the case then there’s a grim storm on the horizon. Most people put Tottenham’s abysmal showing at St Andrews last weekend down to a hangover...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  3. Slipperduke

    Chelsea get through

    Chelsea became the third English side to book their place in the Quarter-Finals of the Champions League and they did it, not by boring their opponents into submission, but by smashing them to pieces with a performance that, strange as it may sound, was as beautiful as it was efficient. Avram...
  4. Slipperduke

    Spurs Superior To Baffling Blues

    We all chuckled when Jonathan Woodgate claimed that he joined Tottenham in order to have a chance of winning trophies but, appropriately enough, it was the former Middlesbrough centre-back who delivered the long-suffering club their first silverware in nine years at Wembley Stadium. “Scoring...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  5. Southminster_Shrimper

    Southend Ladies v Beacon Hill Ladies (Match Report)

    Match: Southend Utd Ladies vs Beacon Hill Ladies Venue: Eastwoodbury Lane, Southend Kickoff: 1:30pm Conditions: Cold and Windy SZ Reps: “bluesbloke” and “Southminster_Shrimper” Match Report: "Southminster_Shrimper" On a very cold and windy day at Eastwoodbury Lane...
  6. Lord Football

    What I learned last night...

    .. that Statler & Waldorf have another brother. If you were one of the three cretins in Row K of the East Stand Black, I'd just like to thank you for making me laugh out loud on several occassions last night. Some examples. I'll emphasise examples, because this barrage of numptiness went on for...
  7. CC51DAS

    A free-scoring match in the offing on Saturday ?

    Millwall - one goal (an error by the Cheltenham keeper) in two matches and four points. No prizes for guessing their game plan then. versus Southend - whose forward line have yet to 'trouble the scorers' in the League this season and nul points. Promises to be an entertaining affair......
  8. Jonny_Stokes

    Harry Potter Shock

    Warning: this post contains an ending spoiler I went to see Harry Potter last night. Entertaining for the most part, though I didn't enjoy the musical section. Shockingly, about two hours in, Harry makes an amazing revelation: HE HAS OVER 13,000 POSTS ON SHRIMPERZONE!!! I think Rowling must be...
  9. KrustyTheKray

    TV Licensing

    I'm not having a moan here or anything, but 135 quid to now renew it. I wouldn't mind if there was less reality shows on, but how many are there? Did we really need 'any dream will do' or 'grease is the word' and the like. You do get some good entertaining programmes on TV like Coast and the...

  10. World Cup Format

    The tournament has been dragging on for a few weeks now! It seems an age since it begun yet it still hasn't come alive and will be something of a damp squib unless very entertaining semi finals and a good final can save it. Obviously England's lacklustre performances haven't helped to enthuse...
  11. Kent Shrimper

    Councillors, Football Tickets and the Police

    Source: Echo http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/southendnews/display.var.1289103.0.how_did_you_pay_for_footie_tickets_councillors_asked.php CASTLE Point Conservative councillors say they are angry at being forced to fill in a questionnaire about how they paid for their football tickets. Footie...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  12. One hell of a fight

    Allright, this season has gone totally pear shaped. Yes we have had extreemly bad luck...but we have lacked that little bit of extra quality. The hardest thing to accept is we've been beaton by cr*p teams who rely on big lumps up front and set peices - unfortunatly thier unattractive game...
  13. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings - Palace (home)

    EAGLES GRAB AN IFILL IN SMASH AND GRAB RAID Southend suffered a home defeat at the hands of Crystal Palace tonight - but it was a performance that deserved much more. The South Londoners were there for the taking in the first half but Southend failed to make their superiority tell. New sharp...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  14. SAFc FAN

    Safc Fan here, Got to say I’m looking forward to the match on Sat, looking at your form it should be an entertaining match. How many will you be bringing up?
  15. GregStarz

    New chant for Col U?

    Very catchy and I love it! Twist the words slightly and it could be very entertaining :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJC0QKCjPLI&mode=related&search=
  16. bluesbloke

    yesterday's pre-game warm up

    talk about giving us something to cheer/moan about prior to the game when the lads were doing shooting practise with tilly. that was seriously entertaining...even if not too many made the back of the net. joe welch, the reserve keeper, certainly gave it his all. couldn't make the wba game on...
  17. Southendsleeper

    The sea's on the pitch - Barnsley A Match summary

    **** ***** **** **** Just gut wrenching Rained on there, torrential rain during the match, worse rain in the second half, turned into a farce. Rightly the officials carried on, and with 20 mins left, I was hoping a fairly entertaining (for the wrong reasons) encounter wouldnt be abandoned...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. chadded

    S*it Story....

    If this was me, I think I'd be quite proud. Alas, it's taken from another messageboard: No personal experience of this since about the age of three...sorrryyy but I did see this story online.... Funniest damn thing that has ever happened to me. A couple of weeks ago we decided to...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. palexander

    Xbox 360

    Got an Xbox 360 in the week and wondered if anybody else has one? I got the premium pack from Game with Saints Row and PGR3 - then got Table Tennis as well. All the games plus the demos I've played so far are fantastic. I cannot believe the leap in quality from PS2 to this. Going back to...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. wiggy

    Take a bow,

    Let the game flow, didn't pull up petty little things and was unoticed throughout, what a breath of fresh air to what we normally get. Hats off to Mr.Renee and all 22 plus players except Gutts for making it a very entertaining game!
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