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  1. Benfleet A1

    Kids Just Don't Know Their Born

    While having a wonder around the shop today it suddenly struck me just how little kids know of the real world and what they are missing out on. It started when my missus mentioned our niece and how it must cost her mum a fortune so she can wear all the clobber and make-up yet she hasn't two...
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. 50 games which defined a decade - Part 1 (2000-2004)

    As we've had our last game of the decade, I had planned to do something about the top twenty matches of the ten years just gone but I found it very difficult to leave some matches out, plus in truth it's some of the defeats which have stuck with me the most. And rather than doing a countdown I...
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    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  3. The end of Top Gear...?

    Rumours abound that this series of Top Gear is the final one as viewing figures have plummeted. Not a big car fan and I do Sky+ it and fast forward through the reviews, but it's still an entertaining show when they do their silly challenges (even though the art one on Sunday was cack).

  4. All At Sea fanzine

    Hello all, I'm quite bored at work so thought I would try and canvass a bit of opinion on All At Sea. Many of you on here will read it, but equally, many of you will not, and I want to know why not? We notice that our readers are mainly 25+ and are keen for younger Shrimpers to read it. I...
  5. DoDTS

    Memory Lane Episode No 7 Season 1931-32

    Here's Episode No. 7 of Season 1931-32 as was printed in the Southend v Bristol Rovers programme, I hope I haven't overdosed you all. Extracts from "The Forgotten Years of the Kursaal" by Peter William Baker No. 7 THE BIGGEST ATTRACTION IN THE THIRD DIVISION Record gates at Clapton Orient...
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. Mad Cyril

    Your starter for ten.

    Did anyone watch this last night? Mildly entertaining but it really annoyed me that the parts set in Southend were actually shot elsewhere (Jaywick - Clacton). Also, if you are going to shoot scenes set in Southend but filmed elsewhere it is probably a good idea not to feature any piers.
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    • arter entertaining filmed parts piers starter
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Slipperduke

    Tweet That, Darren

    Have you ever Twittered? I have to confess that, like European federalism, gardening and 'Jedward', I always thought it was something for other people to worry about. Twitter, I found out this week, is a chance to spurt 140 characters of whatever you're doing at the world, or at least those...
  8. DoDTS

    Memory Lane Episode No 5 Season 1931-32

    I'm not sure how these episodes are going down but here's the fifth episode of season 1931-32 as was printed in the Oldham programme. No. 5 IMPRESSIVE AWAY POOR AT HOME Southend, despite poor showings at the Kursaal had been very impressive on their travels and were top of the Third Division...
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  9. Tangled up in Blue

    From which train trip in Britain can you see the most football league grounds?

    Series: The KnowledgePrevious | Index A Knowledge special!From which train trip in Britain can you see the most league football grounds?Trainspotting meets football trivia: welcome to the Knowledge's very own perfect storm of nerdvana. Click here for our all-singing, all dancing interactive map...
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    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. fatshrimp

    X Factor - John & Edward

    Just watching the X Factor (against my wishes) and have just witnessed two Irish kids murdering the song they've been given to perform - Oops I Did it Again by Britney Spears. They were absolutely dreadful but very entertaining. They are going to get my vote tonight even though they can not...
  11. Slipperduke

    Dwight Yorke - Born to Score

    BORN TO SCORE? What would you do if you were a professional footballer? How would you act? I know what you're going to say, you're going to say the same as me. You're going to say that you'd give it everything. You're going to say that you'd be tee-total, that you'd train hard, that you'd...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  12. SZFC Quiz Night

    Hi all, the first SZFC Quiz night of the new season will be held at The Shrimpers Bar on Saturday the 17th of October after the Brissie Rovers home game. This is of course open to all members of the Zone and their families not just those that are involved with the SZFC teams The price is £8...
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    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. BaileytheQuitter

    POW- TV series

    Did anyone see the 6 part series, POW? Was on about 5 or 6 years ago now. Got it on DVD, and is quite entertaining.
  14. Tangled up in Blue

    Tilly: Time to focus on the football-Echo

    3:10am Friday 4th September 2009 Comments (1) Have your say » By Chris Phillips » SOUTHEND United manager Steve Tilson has told his team to focus on just their football ahead of tonight’s local derby with Leyton Orient. The Shrimpers have endured a difficult week in the build up to...
  15. Shrimperstrust

    Family Fun Day at Lords Golf & Country Club - 31st August 2009

    Come and join the Shrimpers Trust at the biggest fun day that Lords have ever created and admission is free!!! Bouncy Castles, Face Painting, Kids Competitions, Performances from the ‘Dance Avenue’ Dancers, plus Street Dancers, Fire Engines, Kids photo sessions available with Splash Photography...
  16. Strykr

    blunt but to the point!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/g/gillingham/8187350.stm ineresting article on the Beeb their chairman is blunt about the prospects of even entertaining a new stadium development! makes you wonder if the lack of building/news about the stadium is just purely because of the...
  17. Napster

    martin Carruthers

    KoolSport Northern Counties East League club Arnold Town ended a tough pre-season on an encouraging note with an entertaining 3-3 draw against a youthful Macclesfield Town side. Former Silkman Martin Carruthers (pictured)notched a brace and Mark Brewster added the third which tied matters up for...
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    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  18. Slipperduke

    Summer Madness

    Was football just waiting for me to go on holiday before it got interesting? I left for the sun-bleached Spanish countryside on the morning after the Confederations Cup Final and, no sooner had my budget airliner wobbled onto Alicante's dusty runway than the transfer market exploded. Every trip...
  19. Slipperduke

    Job Done

    Manchester United 0-0 Arsenal Sir Alex Ferguson stepped lightly across the slick Old Trafford turf, turning slowly and taking in the view as if it was his first ever visit to the stadium. With eyes full of awe and a broad grin splashed across his face, he let out a long, sigh of satisfaction...
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  20. Slipperduke

    I wish I'd Gone To Hayes

    Barcelona 0-0 Chelsea So was it Guus Hiddink's tactics or Petr Cech's saves? Was it the referee and his failure to spot a late tug on Theirry Henry or was it Barcelona's inability to take their chances? Chelsea fans won't give two hoots. The net result of this rather grim affair was a scoreless...
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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