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  1. Interpol Shrimper

    My Trip to Germany

    I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live there, and the grown up's say I cant talk about the bad man as it will...
    • Interpol Shrimper
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    • aeroplane airport auntie cas crisps dresses duck eaten foo phone in plaster potato rubbish shoes underpants
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. ldnfatso

    Theo's Holiday!

    By Theo Walcott Esq aged 8 1/2 I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live there, and the grown up's say I cant...
    • ldnfatso
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    • aeroplane airport cas crisps dresses duck eaten foo phone in plaster potato rubbish shoes underpants
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Napster

    120-5

    Flintoff out for a duck.

  4. 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die

    Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...
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    • 1955 abdullah adverts airplane alice amos ancient anto apollo arcade artists assorted barrett beastie beatles beefheart beggars bends billie birth blades blues blur bolt bowie breakers brubeck buildings cherry cohen connor coral costello cowboy crowded culture cure curtis dagmar damned daw depeche differences disposable divine dolls donald duck dury dylan elton eva evans explosion fields fighters flash fur gabriel gods greetings harlem harrison headed heaven heron hms hollywood hypocrisy inch incredible invention iron isaac jane janet jansch jimi jorge joshua jungle jurassic killers kiss lang laura league lenny linkin liquid lonely louis madman mania maria marquee mask mccartney mcqueen meat mercury metal michel milton mister mondays morrissey nails nico nile nirvana norah notorious oasis outta para parliament parsons peppers pharcyde physical pills portishead presley prima primal prodigy published radiohead raiders rees releases rises rock rolling roses roxy rubber rubén runners san sarah screaming seeds shankar sings smashing smokers solomon spiders stereo stones straits sunshine tank tapes taught teardrop teenage tito tortoise toys tracy travels travis turbo twelve unknown urban vale vauxhall venus verve vines wax wes wings wish womack youth zombies
    • Replies: 45
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  5. Telegraph Report

    There really is more to Southend than the pier, jellied eels and white stilettos," insisted Southend United's centre-half, Adam Barrett, as he shared Football Focus reporting duties with Garth Crooks on Saturday. It was an overdue re-branding attempt on the back of the team's excellent start...
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    • barrett battling bra branded branding ched context continued damaged duck eastwood essex foo football football league freddy eastwood hall intent kee league league one league two length nobody overdue roots roots hall shared shirt shrimpers southend southend united stereo steve tilson suppor topping
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. Bob Cratchitt

    Battrick Today!

    Oh dear what have I just done to Kev's tail 48.4 W Finnan to Akram swished outside off-stump to a short delivery, top-edging to a grateful Duck at third man 48.3 W Finnan to Jackman awful mix-up between the batsmen! They're both left at the non-striker's end and...
  7. sufcintheprem

    Match photos

    There are some very uninspired comments next to them! The two that stand out are "1ST : Gray breaks his duck for the season" - I think it would be harsh to criticise him for not scoring earlier in the season! "GUTTS : Luke started his first game of the season" -...
  8. Mr Wooly

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Arsene Wenger "From my position in the dug-out I did not see the incident clearly so I cannot really comment. However, I do think that he gets picked on by opposition players and fans who are clearly chickenophobic." David O'Leary "To be fair, he's just a...
    • Mr Wooly
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    • bang chickens donna duck ell prima rock rushing somewhere wild
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  9. Promotion simple

    Simple Yes or No Personally i think will do it, there's no better teams than us in the playoff's and i believe in Southend right until the final whistle is blown and we lose. The Cardiff duck will be broken. Yes i am very optimistic and always live in in hope
  10. Rusty Lee

    New Take away

    Friend of mine has opened up a new take away in southend called"Something nice", english/european food delivered to your door. I havent tried it yet just wondering of any of the ladies or gentlemen from here may of or had a menu through the door? The guy whos opened it used to work for Conran's...
    • Rusty Lee
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    • booze duck gentlemen havent menu ran southend whos
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. Who cares about tonight!!!

    Its only the Daffy Duck cup anyway!!!!!
  12. sufcintheprem

    Travel to Rushden by coach

    Just been speaking to my long-exiled brother and we've pretty much agreed to break the away league game duck for this season by heading up to Nene Park. Checked the programme and saw prices are £20 per person so obviously, for 2/3 of us, a car would be cheaper. However, the evil of beer is...

  13. Rough Guide to Southend

    The link below is a rough guide to Southend, presumably written by a Grimsby fan. Not a bad effort and mildly amusing. The article mentions Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy. Does anyone else remember that in the show Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent find themselves sitting on Southend Pier after...

  14. Why can't he play like that every game

    I've always said I'll praise where he deserves it and this evening he does. Maher was great tonight and although his goal was a cross it's good to see him finally break his league duck for the season. If only he could play that well every game he plays. Well done Maher and well done...
  15. Andy_S

    Shocking news about the Torquay game

    It's been confirmed on the Official Site that the least talented Pop Act since Orville The Duck will be 'performing' at the final game of the season. Yes, the club have got their wish after they missed out last year, the Cheeky Girls will be stepping on to the Roots Hall pitch...

  16. 2ND TEST

    Windies won the toss and batted, are now 113 - 4 after being 100 - 0. Harmison's 2nd spell 3 - 1 off of 8 balls including Lara for a 4th ball duck.
  17. palexander

    Gazza's Top 50 Moments...

    The following 50 points are probably the reasons why Gazza never fulfilled his full potential...even if you don't follow football this is worth a read!! 1) One hour after playing for England, met 'showbiz pals' Danny Baker and Chris Evans in a Hampstead pub while still...
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    • advised airport amusement bacon bedford briefly caused ched chef cleaning cup danish dining duck eating ell enjoyed ennis eva evans extensions fa cup filling following foo football gard jet joi kebab liverpool mars midday money organisers prepared pulling ran rod sessions shoes shoppers signal sock socks splitting stated sticking suppor sweets towers town wes whopper
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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