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  1. EnglandShrimper

    I Like Stealing Things When Drunk Society

    What is your best ever steal? I once stole an duck from someones pond. Couldnt do anything with it so I took it back the next day. What about you?

  2. Northampton press - "Unbeatable at home"

    Cobblers feel 'unbeatable' at home Forward Colin Larkin has warned Southend United that the Cobblers feel 'unbeatable' at home. Town have lost just once at Sixfields this season, and have beaten the last four teams to visit there. Last weekend they even managed to break their away duck with a...
  3. callan

    Useless Kitchen appliances

    To cut a long story short last thursday after debating what to have for our tea, I decided that we would have 'proper chips' rather than oven chips. The Missus agreed to this but pointed out that it was possible we didnt have a deep fat frier but if we had one it would be in the useless kitchen...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. mattytheshrimper

    Did anyone else see.....

    Matt Harrold duck in literally our last attack of the game. There was a goal mouth scramble and the ball seemed somehow to come towards him and he ducked rather than nodding it in. I think he was on his knees or something like that at the time can't remember to be exact. I'm not trying to make...

  5. New West Ham song

    Im forever blowing chances Pretty chances in the air They fly so high, I hear the sigh And when they sigh I duck and dive Chances always going Ive ducked everytime Im forever blowing chances Pretty chances in the air
  6. * ORM *

    London City Pubbing - The Old Days

    Looking at the clubbing thread brought back a few memories of the good old days when I was young, free and used to enjoy life. It was very hard to find many pubs in the City that stayed open beyond 8.30/9pm in those days, unless you fancied the rare "delights" of of the Railway Tavern or the...
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. cockles is back

    your not a duck until you've had a duck

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=5cUV9jlE9S8
  8. DTS

    Creepy Crawley away - Who is going.

    As its ten mins down the road I will break my pre-season duck and go to Crawley away. Anyone else heading to this top draw pre-season friendly. (Ps Parking is bloody good at Crawley and its easy access to A23/M23.
  9. Andy_Shrimp

    Good deeds, why bother?

    Last night I heard an argument going on outside my flat. Now this is fairly normal as there is a late mini market benath my flat and is often freqented by drunk, eastern europeans. Anyway this one was between a bloke and a girl. He was shouting at her about talking to some other bloke in the...
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    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. The Most Functional English Word

    THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's s**t... that's right, s**t! s**t may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke s**t, buy s**t, sell s**t, lose s**t, find s**t, forget s**t, and tell others to eat s**t. Some people know their s**t, while others...
    • Cricko2
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Yorkshire Blue

    England

    Squad is due to be announced this week for the first test against the West Indies. Whilst Hoggy, Harmy and Cook have all been in good nick after a much needed rest after the Ashes, those who went from the Ashes to the World Cup are unsurprisingly in not such good shape. Vaughan is injured...
  12. Benji91

    Full Time Football Results

    So im watching Soccer Saturday today, seeing all the scores roll in and it got me thinking, How do all the results get sent and publshed so quickly. Not so much football league, but when the Nags Head 2 Dog and duck 1 in the midgetthrowers.com northern premier league comes in as a full time...
  13. Xàbia Shrimper

    The Most Functional English Word

    To test the ShrimperZone censorship board of directors! THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's **** ... that's right, ****! **** may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to...
  14. MrB

    BT Cup Round 3

    Starts getting that little bit harder now. Ours should have been an easy TIE however there's no accounting for the actions of my opening batsmen: 1.4 W Gajanayake to Sajjad Got him! That pitched on middle and straightened down the line, taking Sajjad on the pad as he tried to flick it...
  15. Davros

    Tuesday Humour

    A German guy approaches a prostitute. "I vish to buy sex vit you". "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 Euro an hour". "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky". "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little...
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. weststander

    Southend V Man Utd - Pre Match

    Rio wont be able to duck it this time and say he doesnt know who Tilly is !
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    Reserves Match Report - SUFC 3 LTFC 1

    Was it the unseasonally warm weather or was it the fact that I'd only recently found out that STHs get into reserves games for nothing ? It matters not. The important thing is that after 33 years of patiently and quietly watching the best team in the world I finally broke my duck to watch my...
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    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. Smiffy

    Norwich

    So what's the score going to be, and how many will turn out on this balmy late summer's evening?.. I'll go for a 1-0 win, with Freddy breaking his duck. 9,298 in attendance. PS.... We are playing at Roots Hall tonight aren't we???...
  19. Southampton Shrimper

    Tonight's game

    Another good performance from the lads tonight. Bournemouth really came at us from the start of the second half, when of course they scored the equaliser, but I feel on the balance of the 90 minutes the score was a fair reflection of the match. We showed on several occasions the difference in...
  20. * ORM *

    Friday Fun

    A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich. The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck". "I see your eyes are working", replies the duck. "And you talk!" exclaims the landlord. "I see your ears are...
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