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  1. To be PC or not to be PC.

    Understand what the post says but feel maybe its not right to say it as war is not everyones cup of tea but are you PC or non PC,me i say what i think when i think it,if it walks like a duck talks like a duck then i will call it a duck how about you? I took the link down because when i opened...

  2. So what do we know?

    1) PB may or may not be signing a new contract. 2) FF may or may not be close to starting. 3) RM may or may not be in a position to deliver. 4) We may or may not be able to bring new players in. 5) We may or may not be a dead duck in the water. All in all its good to be a Blues fan. Its that...
    • onceknownasrab
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    • blues certainty duck english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. Benfleet A1

    A few tips for Wallace

    Ed [Wallace] Milliband is visiting Thurrock today [crosshairs mounted on front of car, just in case] I wonder if he is going to follow the tips suggested below. Ed Miliband is giving a speech in Thurrock this morning, the crucial number 2 target seat for Labour where the party have just lost...
    • Benfleet A1
    • Thread
    • bbc candidate consumption duck fro funded mep milliband pictured rate sole
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: The Politics Forum
  4. onlyonekingkevin

    No Forte deal

    so news reached my ears earlier today that the Forte deal is a dead duck ... did seem a bit of a long shot . however , i am to understand that we are still on the process of trying to sign another striker (possibly a Hull City connection) Names I've heard mentioned are Craig Fagan and Caleb...
    • onlyonekingkevin
    • Thread
    • blues duck english football english soccer essex football fagan folan football football league forte fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. Uncle Leo

    Best man speech

    Finally breaking my duck this weekend, acting as best man for my good mate Tom. Not nervous or anything - public speaking comes relatively easily to me - but I am struggling a little for material. He's a great lad, but there aren't many dark tales from his past to which I can allude! Similarly...

  6. Interview Questions...

    http://www.glassdoor.com/blog/25-tough-interview-questions-uk-edition/ My favourite is: "Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?” Any example from the Zoners?
  7. shrimperjon

    Is the criticism of Brown harsh?

    Firstly I don't want this thread to end up as a slagging off of PB. Emotions are running high after the highs and lows of today. My opinion is that he got it wrong today, both Moshni and Straker playing and out of position was clearly not right, but on another day and with a bit more help from...
    • shrimperjon
    • Thread
    • blues cup duck emotions english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two lose moshni npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc support the home of football
    • Replies: 69
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. Rusty Shackleford

    US Election 2012: Why is Obama favourite on UK betting sites?

    All of the polls in the US have Romney ahead with his lead growing, and with Obama burdened by the mounting questions about the handling of the Libyan Embassy attack, that's unlikely to change in the next week. Unless a Saville-esque revelation about Romney is revealed this weekend, Obama looks...
  9. Napster

    Other Recent deaths

    Not just Donna Summer, but also: Chuck Brown http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Brown and Donald Duck Dunn from the MGs http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_%22Duck%22_Dunn
  10. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Complete contrasts: what's your experience?

    Tomorrow courtesy of some corporate thing I am off to the Emirates to see Arsenal v Man City. Top of the Premiershite stuff with two clubs who have everything to play for, and putting the overpaid egotistical attitudes of the players to one side, a game packed full of players with immense...
    • Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset
    • Thread
    • ands attitudes buffet comfort concrete contrasts duck ell emirates football hoofball mix pain peeling piggy premiershite roots superb winking
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Thorpe Groyney

    Duck Sauce - Southend United Supporters

    Who'd have thunk it? http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-33aa9257a6c130383bff9b6a781b7652
    • Thorpe Groyney
    • Thread
    • blues duck english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. RobM

    Who went to Soton? Your alter-ego I mean

    Bananaman Buzz Lightyear 4 bananas Tutenkhamun Romans Vikings A duck (!) Nurses Police Sailors Convicts Santa Darth Vader Any more?
  13. Lord Football

    It could be worse. We could be Grimsby.

    Now, we thought it was bad here. This taken, complete with gratutious swearing, from a Grimsby forum think almost sums up the feeling in our little corner of Essex..... but not quite ;) Now I'm as optimistic as anyone when it comes to this **** of a football club, but after this...
    • Lord Football
    • Thread
    • booze buddha ched cherry duck emotions faul hasn homosexual homosexuality introduced ish ooh qui spite starters stronger town wipe wished
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. Benfleet A1

    Kids Just Don't Know Their Born

    While having a wonder around the shop today it suddenly struck me just how little kids know of the real world and what they are missing out on. It started when my missus mentioned our niece and how it must cost her mum a fortune so she can wear all the clobber and make-up yet she hasn't two...
    • Benfleet A1
    • Thread
    • applied bang blowing bottles cinema cliff contribute cos darlings daw duck entertaining filling fortune grave hasn hidden lawn mask money nails nests niece oil ops packing rounds shallow stairs takeaway touched twenty whos
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Interpol Shrimper

    Keeley Hazell v Lanny Barby

    Duck & cover - I expect some fireworks with this tie... Keeley Hazell (Ulysses) v Lanny Barby (Rusty Shackleford)
  16. Yorkshire Blue

    Nostalgia: it ain't as good as it use to be

    Playing Charlton always seemed to produce a cracking game, so what are your most memorable moments from this fixture over the years? * Winning 3-0 at the Valley. A teenage Leo Roget made his debut, Steve Tilson (whatever happened to him?) scored with his right foot and whilst we are still...
  17. Slipperduke

    Damn You, Bullard!

    Rest assured, Jimmy Bullard's goalscoring celebrations will be the water-cooler topic of conversation this morning. Bright, funny and naughty. It was physical comedy at its best. But did the tousled cockney give a moment's thought to the floodgates that his finger-pointing may have poked open? I...

  18. Hayemaker Fires His Warning Shots

    With his majority decision victory over Nikolai Valuev, David Haye duly delivered what he had promised, a shock to the system of the heavy weight division and a special warning shot to the Brothers Klitschko. He's cleaning this division of the rubbish that has populated it of late, and the...
  19. Yorkshire Blue

    Ron speaks

    Chairman's Blog Firstly let me apologise to those supporters who feel I have been conspicuous by my absence. Having said that I would write three blogs in the close season, I issued two. The third was to cover the new stadium plans. Over the years I hope everyone agrees that communication...
  20. Napster

    Prelim Rd 11 - Duck Soup v Hangover

    Aberdeen Shrimper - Duck Soup v Mr Gilbo - Hangover
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