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  1. DTS

    Super Bad.

    One of the many plus's of having a baby is the time off you get. I have been making the most of it by combining cuddle time with film time. Wacthed a lot of pretty mediocre films in the past week until I stumbled upon Super Bad. Watched the first 5 mins and thought it was crap but gave it time...
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Napster

    A thread devoted to Beyonce Knowles

    Just to annoy DtS. I think she is incredibly fit.
  3. DTS

    Help from an IT geek please?

    Lads help me, With Mrs DtS set to drop I am looking at 10 days off. Decided a good idea would be to get the new FM. Did the usual istallation thing and it said all installed fine. Click on the short cut on my desk top and I get a big red cross and its says fm.exe - Application Error The...
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    • dts installed package stalled
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: TechnoZone
  4. DTS

    My weird day trip to Bristol.

    Decided to go to Bristol Rovers as its getting close to baby time and I want to be close enough to home so that I can get back incase MrS DtS decided to pop. As we have three weeks to go a look at the fixture list told me this was the last one I could aim for. I am allowing myself home games as...
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. DTS

    Question Holly or Hollie?

    Mrs DtS now has just under four week before little DtS arrives. All scans have been very positive and were both keen to get on with the arrival. We found out really early on thats its a girl which was a plus really as we cant agree for love nor money on a boys name. Anyway were now getting...
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    • arrives birth compared dts holly kee money
    • Replies: 40
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. DTS

    Question Scannell?

    Having not been to any of the pre-seasons games this year I heard some really good things about Damien and his ability. Dad Of DtS was literally raving about him. Non-league players always take a while to bed into professional life and I thought with a decent pre-season behind him Scannell...
  7. DTS

    My Leicester away dilema.

    Right need an opinion from the Dads on the board. Mrs DtS is due to bring DtS junior into the world on 21st November and were both really excited. I appreciate a lot of first babys dont come when there due and I have all but written off Oldham at home which is 22nd November as I appreciate I...
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    • birth cas dads dts havent scum
    • Replies: 43
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  8. Everyone knows a Dave.

    Just occured to me after the other 5-Live thread: I know a **** load of David's - from my brother to DTS & Abs on here.... so Shrimperzoners, think carefully - How many David's do you know (and I mean on speaking terms with, not just David Beckham/Blunkett/King of the Jews).
  9. DTS

    How do I re-size a pitcure?

    Mrs DtS has joined some horse riding forum. She wants to put a picture up but its too large. Can someone give me a few pointers on how to re-size a picture please. ta DtS
  10. DTS

    Question Have you ever helped catch a criminal?

    Midday today as usual decided to go for lunch. Lunch when you work locally rather than in town is a sombre affair and usually consists of a Boots Meal deal and a call to Mrs DtS to check how things are going. Today however was very different......... Came out of Boots meal deal in hand and...
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    • bogs criminal dts locally midday ran seperate thieving town
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. EnglandShrimper

    Wenger gets Arshaven!

    http://www.munsterfans.com//uploads/images/dts1/Wenger.JPG
  12. Stats

    Escala

    This quartet have popped up on sky sports frequently performing the music and video clip for the new season of football. But what I'd like to know is which one is the most snakable? Usually these polls would of been started by dts but he's gone a bit soft recently. Votes People. Stats...
  13. DTS

    The sex of your child?

    Really looking forward to Thursday when Mrs DtS and I get another look at Dave Junior and finally get to find out what sex he/she is. I was really keen on having a boy and have been adamant from day one that I wanted a boy. Then as a three times uncle to all girls I started to think how lovely...
  14. DTS

    Help needed with an excuse.

    Right - Got home yesterday and found that myself and Mrs DtS have been invited to a wedding. The lucky couple are one of my best mates sisters and her hubby. I know the couple quite well as my mate Mike has been one of my best mates since I was sixteen and we virtually lived at his house for...
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    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. DTS

    Whats been the nicest day of 2008 for you so far.

    Mine was mid-May when Mrs DtS and I went to have our 12 week scan done. Seeing the little man (or woman) for the first time was without doubt the most touching moment of my life. Closely followed comes a few Fridays ago when I met Ldn Fatso in Angel for a pint after work. Only days in 2008...
  16. DTS

    My take on the coming and goings...

    Currently on gardening leave and our internet has packed up at home so I am reduced to a using Mrs DtS when she gets back from work so excuse me if I am a bit late with this. Personally I cant see what all the fuss is about. Of the released five only Black was anywhere near a regular first...
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    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  17. TrueBlue

    To my loyal subjects...

    LET REJOICE REIGN THROUGHOUT THE KINGDOM FOR TRUE BLUE HAS RETURNED! Right down to business.... First let me issue a heartfelt apology to the mods to I have really to be honest taken the **** out of them over the last few days leading up to my ban, the mods don't deserve this treatment from...
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    • Replies: 46
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. DTS

    Swapping mobile phone providers.

    I have been with Orange since I was 18 and never found them too bad to be honest. However since I have moved in with Mrs DtS I can no longer get a signal at home which has gone beyond a joke. Had a blazing row with some Northern Dullard and the long and shot of it despite being in my contract I...
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    • dts flooding provider providers signal vodafone
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. DTS

    Would you really want Southend to "do a Chelski".

    Mrs DtS and I were having a chat last night about football which I must confess is not Mrs DtS strong point but she does her best bless her. Anyway she said wouldnt it be cool if a mutli-rich billion air brought the Blues and made us into one of Europes largest clubs. I had a brief think...
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    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  20. DoDTS

    Announcement about DtS

    Dear All, Just to let you all know that Dave the Shrimper has at last decided to fulfill his destiny by creating (with Mrs DtS) our fifth generation of Shrimpers. Yes baby DtS is due this November. I have had words with him about bad planning having a baby during the season but he assures me...
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