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Is it pikey to eat food in a supermarket before you have paid for it.
Decided to treat Mrs DtS to a nice home cooked meal last night. Went to my local branch of Sainsburys and decided to purchase my produce (Some Squid, Salad and Fizzy Water for those of you that are interested). As I was in there I noticed a woman who was a larger lady and nature had not been...- DTS
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- beast bra brough cooked dts eaten larger rea salad supermarket
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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What the **** has Mrs DtS done to my laptop.
Left home today and my footy manager was running fine. Come home and not only has she managed to delete my game she has some how made the font on footy manager go really small???? Can someone help me to increase the size of the font in the game my eyes are getting sore looking at this...- DTS
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- dts resolution
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Question Wedding hymms needed.
Help !!!!!!!!!! Forgot all about it but Mrs DtS and I are meeting the vicar tonight to discuss our pending summer wedding. The vicar asked us to think of two or three hymms that we want sung at the wedding. Mrs DtS in turn passed this duty to me. The only god I pray to is that of Freddy...- DTS
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- dts eastwood freddy eastwood havent
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Question Should the driver have control of the music in the car?
Mrs Dts and I decided yesterday to take GoDoDtS to a place called Nymans Gardens which is some National Trust place in Sussex. As usual I drove as Mrs DtS cant be arsed too. As it was about one(ish) I decided I would put the Millwall vs Leeds game on. However Mrs DtS wanted to listen to Mercury...- DTS
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- claimed disgust dts ish mercury music
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Prediction League News Points for April / May
The final monthly figures show a 3 way tie, with newbie manor15 showing he could be a threat next season, along with DtS if he can be bothered to enter more than the cup !!!! seves can be happy with his efforts though DoDtS good finish wasn't quite good enough as canvey also ended well to take...- BLUEBLOOD
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- drastic dts ish newbie qui wasn
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- Forum: Pete's Prediction League
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Potentially Clarkeys last game !!
Sad news in my book. Clarkey's future looks really uncertain and with his recent spat with Uncle Ron I am less and less convinced that he is going to be here next season. Whilst I dont think he is the most amazing defender ever I am sure all will agree he has been up there with the most...- DTS
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- chums dts fasto spat
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Is it easier to turn down a dirt bag or a girl next door.
Last Saturday after laying out 17 of our own supporters in the West I drove home as fast as the DtS Love Jeep could carry me as I had a works night out. Having been made redundant from the job I loved in the city last May I am currently working for a bank closer to home. The work is pretty...- DTS
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- dru dts easier exactly heres money qui redundant stray suprise town wasn wore wouldn
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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PL Weekly Points Round 53
A decent week for many players .. The Big Shrimp and DtS both bagged a more than respectable 9, but both were outplayed by Emu and Wickford Shrimper who both went one better with 10 a piece. I'm joined in dunces corner by chappersUK and sufccolchester as we all got a pathetic 2 :doh:- BLUEBLOOD
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- doh dts pathe
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- Forum: Pete's Prediction League
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Parking at the Hall on Saturday
For the first time in donkeys years I am driving the DtS love jeep up to Roots Hall as my usual lift is on holiday. We usually park behind the North Bank but as I am on my lonesome this week might need to do something different. Can anyone give me a point of somewhere decent to park. Need...- DTS
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- dts hall roots somewhere
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Prediction League News SZ PL Spring Trophy: The FINAL !!!!
This draw was due to be made after tomorrows reply between seves and DtS .. however due to an almighty balls up by myself that replay will not be neccessary .. the four remaining players are ... 1 Dave the Shrimper 2 Brettie Angell 3 Stickyboy Junior 4 Ozzer- BLUEBLOOD
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- dts
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- Forum: Pete's Prediction League
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Painting a plastered wall?
Ladies and Gentlemen, Recently had the bedroom re-plastered in one of my flats. It was almost a week ago and as of last night all the dark plaster had dried and I am now confident that its ready to paint. I plan to have a crack Saturday while Mrs DtS and GoDoDtS are out doing there own thing...- DTS
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- bedroom crack dts gentlemen pain science
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Question Holidays in Devon & Cornwall.
Mrs DtS is lucky enough to have secure my hand in marrage and the big day in 25th July. As seen on Shrimperzone had a real debate about going abroad for our honeymoon. However as were are +1 dont really want to go to far from home with my daughter just 18 weeks old. Thinking of suprising Mrs...- DTS
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- cornwall dts honeymoon venues wild
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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PL Weekly Points Round 47
A night of surprising results caught many on the hop, with Crewes draw and Scunnys demolition of Hereford adding something like 90% of all points scored, and maybe cos of that we have a few different faces up top this week with newbie DtS, Nobby Snide and Brettie Angell prominent, Ozzers good...- BLUEBLOOD
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- brettie angell cos degree dts hereford newbie snide
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- Forum: Pete's Prediction League
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Question Short term internet connections.
Help, Wont bore anyone with detils but basically Mrs DtS and I moved out of our lovely house when our baby was born as Mrs DtS somehow convinced me it was a good idea to rent our home out and move in with our inlaws for six months to give us some suppor. After two and a bit months they have...- DTS
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- brough dts hall providers rent similar
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Will DtS go for a beer with his Palace supporting mate Matt?
In the old days DtS would have been doing this poll.- Yorkshire Blue
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- dts
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Question Why have you not gone tonight?
For the first time in my life I have missed a London game when I could have gone. I planned to go up until Saturday but having seen the shower of ***** at stockport on Sat and as Mrs DtS has not been well decided to stay at home. Just wondering why some off you others didnt fancy it. Could be a...- DTS
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- dts
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Question Taking toddlers abroad
Mothers and Fathers, Mrs DtS and I are getting hitched in July. I know this will be a blow to a lot of you (Both men and women) but I am sorry you cant have me. Anyway as we have a 2 month old daughter who will for the mathmatically challenged amogst you be 9 months old on the day. Mrs DtS has...- DTS
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- arter ched dads dts honeymoon kee mums somewhere starter suprise
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Chelsea, the Irish, and Richie Foran, Richie Richie Foran
Just back in the land of leprechauns a couple of hours after a great trip. Travelled over in Billy no mates style again for my 5th match of the season, and it was a teeny tiny bit better than the Huddersfield one last time :D Started off Saturday morning leaving Limerick at 4:30 am, for a...- Irish_Shrimper
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- aunt broadway ched didn dts ead headed hut icke imo lauren rack sarah shirt ski sleeve stansted stopped tower units wasn
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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ShrimperZone Anal Awards Final Voting Results
Final results Zoner of the Year is Aberdeen 7 votes SBH 6 Cricko 3 Rusty 3 toEllandBack 3 Dad of Dts 3 Best Sig Pubey 6 Rusty 4 Ayshire 4 Best Thread A-Z Totty 10 Rusty's X-Files 5 Crinimal Spellin and Gramma Osy 11 Cockles 6 Grays 6 Deluded Zoner is Graysblue 9 votes Aberdeen 5 and Ricey 5...- McNasty
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- canveyshrimper cyril dts rubbish tarquin
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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ShrimperZone Anal Awards Final Voting Results
Final results Zoner of the Year is Aberdeen 7 votes SBH 6 Cricko 3 Rusty 3 toEllandBack 3 Dad of Dts 3 Best Sig Pubey 6 Rusty 4 Ayshire 4 Best Thread A-Z Totty 10 Rusty's X-Files 5 Crinimal Spellin and Gramma Osy 11 Cockles 6 Grays 6 Deluded Zoner is Graysblue 9 votes Aberdeen 5 and Ricey 5...- McNasty
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- canveyshrimper cyril dts rubbish tarquin
- Replies: 39
- Forum: Homer's Bar