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  1. DTS the Barsteward

    He had me Smiffy,and a few others I think Hook,Line and Sinker yesterday. He arrives at the Spread about 12 ish and stayed till about 9pm which is amazing for a start..We were all just chatting in the carpark about his wedding etc when he announces that Ldnfasto has a new girlfriend he intents...
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    • arrives continued dts fasto fur ish spread tents thailand wasn
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. DTS

    Wedding day snaps...

    As we have had a load of weddings on here of late thought it would be good to see the happy couples. If you have been married ages feel free to whack your snaps up here. Myself,Mrs DtS and GoDoDtS on the big day.
  3. DTS

    Question Having a pony infront of your other half?

    Last night we had friends over for dinner. Mrs DtS is without doubt the best cook in the world and she delivered a wonderful Prawn Jambalya for the four of us to enjoy. As the other couple went home having both had a decent bit of grub and a few drinks we were both busting for the loo. Being...
    • DTS
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    • awkward dts fro
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. GBJ

    First goalscorer of the season?

    Following on from DtS throw-in poll, who will be the Shrimper to put the ball in the back of the net for us?
  5. DTS

    Question Worst gift (wedding or otherwise) ever recieved.

    Without wanting to mention it again obviously Mrs DtS (The lucky biatch) and I got married just over a week ago. Wedding lists are always a thorney issue. However Mrs DtS and I decided that we would ask for cash for anyone that wanted to kindly give us something. At first we felt a little...
    • DTS
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    • brough desert dts ead hanks
    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Irish_Shrimper

    SZ Big Brother - Week 9 Eviction Night!

    Week 9 eviction is upon us. This week, the top placed finisher (Just so happens to be both Napster and DtS this week) is up with the bottom two finishers, along with newcomer Bobby Greenberg. Well done to Kent Shrimper on winning the immunity Penguin game also. Vote for the person you want...
  7. DTS

    Question Where to take Mrs DtS for her suprise birthday treat.

    Hello, Just starting to plan ahead to Mrs DtS's birthday in November. I have decided to treat Mrs DtS to a weekend away. The grandparents have agreed to baby sit which is excellent so all I have got to do now is find somewhere to go. Being the tight ******* I am I am looking at taking her on a...
    • DTS
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    • dts expenses following grandparents historic rea restricted secondary somewhere suprise
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. DTS

    Why have we no fixture on Nov 28th.

    Help, Thinking of taking Mrs DtS away for her birthday. I have decided we cant possibly go the weekend of her birthday - that just wouldnt be fair as she will want to see family and friends (Plus were at home to Franchise Scum). Week before is Yeovil which I cant see myself doing but week...
    • DTS
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    • dts fa cup scum wouldn
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. DTS

    Question Could you find a bride/groom in seven days...

    With just seven sleeps to go until my life sentance begins tension at home is at a climax. Mrs DtS is worrying about every little detail of the wedding from what colour the name tags should be to what songs the DJ plans to play over his four hour set list. I have similar worries such as who is...
    • DTS
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    • boyfriend claimed convince dts ruled similar tags vince
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. DTS

    Question Who does the food shopping in your house.

    Lads, I am at a crossroads. Mrs DtS and I have until recently done the food shopping as a joint effort. We rarely go and do a massive shop rather we go once a week and get stuff for the week. However it has come to my attention that if Mrs DtS goes on her own that we come back with so much...
    • DTS
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    • arguement cheeses cooked dts following meals meat money peppers types
    • Replies: 47
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Irish_Shrimper

    SZ Big Brother - Week 6 Eviction Night!

    Despite some late votes trying to save JoshC and get Fasto into the mix from DtS and the Big Shrimp, they were after midnight - meaning Vange Shrimper and JoshC are up for eviction this week. Vote for who you want out, as usual.

  12. Question Do You Know Dave The Shrimper?

    Dts is getting married on the 25th of this month, I'm sure you've all received your invites by now...if you haven't and you feel hurt by this rejection, then please feel free to share any kind of embarrising story about him or any general abuse will do. Any suitable stories or message may be...
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    • dts speach suitable
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. DTS

    Best bit of strumpet in Eastenders.

    Mrs DtS subjects me to watching Eastenders all the time. I used to hate it but over the years I think she has worn me down to the point where I actually think its ok now. On the plus side you do get a few ok looking women in there. But my question to the floor is who is the best? Personally...
  14. adam3811

    My 1000th

    Hey, If this doesn’t interest you then don’t worry but I’d just like to write a little seeing as I’m now coming up to 1,000 posts on here! Firstly, looking back on when I registered (9th August 2007 apparently) I recall reading through threads beforehand without signing up, just to gage some...
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    • avatars ban dts fur hanks posted predictio rubbish
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. DTS

    Question Should you always bring food/drink to a gathering

    Last night Mrs Dts and I hosted a BBQ for Mrs DtS friend who is a girl (Thought best not say girl friend or I will get all the Brighton jokes) and her fella. So the girls can discuss table plans. Really like her fella. Good lad who likes a beer. Mrs DtS mate is a good girl, massive set and...
    • DTS
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    • bbq brough declares desert dts meat mortgage owning sausages token
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Irish_Shrimper

    SZ Big Brother - Week 3 Eviction Night!

    The SZ BB week 3 eviction night is here. This week, Shrimper2theCore is up against someone who is used to having a nervy Friday: Ayrshire Blue. Vote for who you want to evict from the house. If both are tied when the poll closes, then BOTH are evicted. Before I sign off, thanks again goes out...
  17. DTS

    Question Does Uncle Ron actually want promotion this season.

    Just a thoery that Dad of DtS and I have been working on. FF is two years away. Now if we were to go up this season then chances are we would come straight back down the following year meaning our first season in FF would be off the back of a relegation campaign. My thinking is that maybe Ron...
  18. DTS

    Question Wedding day dilemas - Am I being out of order.

    Mrs DtS and I are quite frankly at loggerheads. The wedding of the decade - no sorry century is now just 5 weeks and 3 days away. All appears to be done except the fact I have no ring, suit or speech but hey plenty of time. About six months ago we went to see my good friend and SZ poster (And...
    • DTS
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    • chef chickens cooked cooking dts flooding hasn havent holly menu qui saucy seperate suitable wild
    • Replies: 42
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. DTS

    Question Memory Card help / Digital Camera.

    Last week was one of my best mates birthdays and so a group of us went out in Brighton. Having started at 2pm the night as you can expect got a bit messy and we ended up in a bar where the women I am lead to believe take there clothes off for money. Personally I am too tight to part with money...
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    • bbq dts hes money wives
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. DTS

    Worst date ever?

    Come on then ladies and gentlemen. We have all had some pretty terrible dates - so give us your horror stories. Mine dates back to 2006 time. I was doing a mortgage for a SZ poster who I wont name for fear of dating the data protection act or something similar. We met up at London Bridge where...
    • DTS
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    • ban beef begging bottles convince dts eventful gentlemen gest heres ish isnt kiss literally mortgage pres prime pulled qui rack rounds sarah saucy shared shenfield similar vince
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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