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  1. The Watermill Wino

    Trust Hero

    It was a sad day all round yesterday as we discover that Christopher (He's Always Late ) Berry was running his Last coach for the Shrimpers Trust yesterday. For 7 Long and late years he has organised, rearranged, delivered Shrimpers, answered the calls of the stranded and taken abuse. It was a...
  2. jeremyh1

    Goooo Southend!

    Big game for the boys! I'll be cheering them here on the other side of the Atlantic dressed in my away white shirt... Let's get behind this team, they need the supporters in full voice! We are staying up! Jeremy Toronto, Canada
  3. Che's Left Foot

    Ron: The day my family home was raided by the police

    Apologies if it's already been posted, but Ron's article on the echo website makes for interesting reading... Link: http://www.echo-news.co.uk/display.var.1263579.0.the_day_my_family_home_was_raided_by_the_police.php
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. DTS

    Help with a name needed.

    Just been talking in the office and trying to put a name to a freak. Basically as a kid I remember this really weird looking kid who was about 14 years old and used to appear on programmes like antigues road show etc as a Teddy Bear expert. This kid was a freak - White culry hair, dressed up...
  5. DTS

    Today's Top Tips (Calendar 2007).

    This year I got the Blues calender as a gift from Dad of DtS. I think gradually the calender has gone down hill from the dizzy heights of David Crown's cheesy posing in a Mazda or Barrington Belgrave dressed as Santa in the back of a Ford Ka - Down to todays woeful offering. Last Thursday was...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. C C Csiders

    Gym Etiquette: is this normal?

    Well, not strictly speaking gym etiquette, but that displayed in changing rooms. I am a memeber of the Virgin Gym in Chelmsford, and in the past week I have witnessed three incidents with hair-dryers that I have never witnessed previously. So, I, like Marvin Gaye, need to know What's Going On...

  7. Paul ''Sammy'' Sansome

    Sammy was sitting just in front of us in the east stand greens yesterday and was immaculately dressed, could've passed muster for a football scout. When we scored our 2 fabbo goals Sammy seemed completely unmoved can anybody tell me:- a) Is Sammy a footy scout? b) Is he a Saints fan? c) Is...
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  8. England Tatts

    Fk me they are rubbish.. Flintoffs looks like it was done with a bluntcrayon . Pieterson has had his current birds name done, what a div! at schoolboy error alert!! Also can you imagine any other Cricket captain in the world coming out to shake hands dressed in Chav basketball...
  9. J

    CS J's Round up of events at Layer Road..

    Good day Ladels and Gentlespoons, i have returned from a swift pint in the spread eagle, to chew over the day.. and the goings on and happenings of the day... the story begins, at 11:28 as smiffy gives me a text, "Im outside".. i run down the stairs, and answer the door.. I said...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  10. Xàbia Shrimper

    Tony Blair

    While walking down the street one day, Tony Blair is tragically hit by a truck and killed. His soul arrives in Heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official...
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    • arrives barren dressed finds heaven joi parts reminisce rises singing souls stammers trance truck
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. DTS

    Saved by the bell

    For anyone of my age group (mid-late 20's) Saved by the Bell was part of my tv upbringing. But the question has to be asked who would you most like to snake. Options as follows: LISA TURTLE Probably the cleverest of the three. Also always dressed slightly better than the other. If you go...
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    • archives didn didnt dressed morris snake sports wore
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Jonny_Stokes

    A foursome with twins and a mate, anyone?

    From todays Metro.... ------------------ Twin brothers and an accomplice have been arrested Wisconsin, America after they tried to dig up a girl's corpse and have sex with it. Police received an anonymous tip-off that the three men were on their way to the cemetary to dig up a grave in rural...
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. DTS

    My "School Days" Dliema

    Lads, I can upon my fellow Shrimperzoner's to help me out on a dilmea I currently have. I was on in Brighton a few weeks ago with three mates. It was midnight and I was smashed. My best mate had just moved into a new pad so we had been on a big one. We ended up in a place called "The...
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  14. Lads!

    Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now, that glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or walking to the Tube, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary...
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  15. Just Got Back

    after a action packed weekend away in nottingham i have finally arrived back in essex and after missing the game saturday (did i drown my sorrows saturday night!!!) i have popped on here to see what evryone made of the game and from i what i gather it was a nervous performance from...
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    • accrington blowing dressed essex foo knowing league ley nicely qui shirt tilly
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  16. Rabbits?

    What in the name of the baby Jesus was four f%&king idiots dressed as rabbits doing on the pitch today? What were they promoting apart from how to act the prat and what was the meaning behind rolling around on the pitch like demented *******.

  17. Joke

    At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge Scouse bloke  6 feet 5 inches tall and 350 lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After three or four beers, the queer finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big...
    • W4 Shrimper
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  18. saturday was sent to test me.

    The plan was simple, get up, go to Tescos, eat brekkie read paper have poo, walk to train station, catch train, get Tilbury - Gravesend ferry, catch another train, have a few pints, see game, dance in street, have a few more pints and come home in the mood for love. FAT CHANCE!!! Got up and...
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  19. Southend 10K

    I will be running the Southend 10K tomorrow down the seafront no doubt dressed in something Southend-ish so if you can pull yourselves out of bed give us a wave as I run (very slowly) past.

  20. Tuesday laugh

    Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician...
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