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  1. A Bit Of Fun ..........*Why?*

    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when...
    • Cricko
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    • bathroom buildings burn dressed electricity especially faster fours helmets money moon oil outta pain paint quizzes reserved singing soup
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. odd fans spotted

    know then for those of you watching southend away in the late 70s and 80s and travelling by train, you must have come across the strange man in glasses always seen with 2 massive bags sleeping in trains overnight, many an overnight trip was in a carriage with him and his bags. If my memory...
    • TMWLT
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    • beards civil deed dressed exactly pres refugee speedway stool suppor supports
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. Slipperduke

    Fan Mail

    This feedback message was sent from The Electric New Paper (http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg) by -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Comments from sender: "By Iain Macintosh It's difficult not to feel sorry for Manucho, Manchester United's...
  4. Mad Cyril

    Best Southend street entertainers.

    What is the best street act you have seen in Southend? I used to love it back in the 80's when there were lots of street artists doing robotic dancing but that seems to be a thing of the past. I saw a good one a couple of weeks ago. Two blokes dressed as native Americans. One was playing the...
    • Mad Cyril
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    • artists dressed ive loading owl rattle
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Interpol Shrimper

    Evel Knievel

    RIP, no cheeky comments about him being buried alive as one final stunt :p
  6. DTS

    Nudity in front of ones family.

    Was out with Ben from work last night and got battered at Monument so I feel rough as a dog. Mrs DtS had her Mum over last night. She is a lovely woman and we get on well - Despite the fact she is French and speaks like Officer Crabtree from Allo Allo. Anyway I got washed and dressed well early...
    • DTS
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    • awkward bedroom conversation dressed dts fro ish knob officer
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. Barretts a Treat

    Took the kids out trick or treating and give Barretts door a knock, and who should answer, only the man himself with a tray of sweets Just a thread to say thank you to the blues no 6 for taking time out to have a chat with the kids, and let my 2 yrd old take as many sweets as she wanted cos...
  8. DTS

    Should a woman with a wonky eye work in an opticians?

    Just got back from lunch. Ben dragged me half way across London as he is going to a fancy dress party dressed as the Terminator and the only thing he needs to complete his Arnie outfit is a pair of terminator sunglasses. So we crossed the bridge and headed off to Moorgate. No word of a lie we...
    • DTS
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    • didn didnt dressed hall headed ive opticians outfit sunglasses
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Napster

    Best obituary ever?

    http://news.independent.co.uk/people/obituaries/article3075649.ece Sammy Duddy Belfast paramilitary and drag artist Published: 19 October 2007 Sammy Duddy, political activist, drag artist and poet: born Belfast 1945; twice married; died Belfast 17 October 2007. Sammy Duddy was a colourful...
    • Napster
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    • appearing attempted catholics colourful combined concrete develop dressed fro gunman headquarters ist ive killings officers political pubs relations samantha terrorists wore
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. * ORM *

    101 whys, whats and other questions

    1) What's the point of a business suit and shirt with no tie ? Surely you're either dressed down (smart casual) or not at all? 2) Why does this woman regularly sit on the train and curl her hair, particularly as it looks better straight ? 3) Why do men have nipples ? 4) ......
  11. BLUEBLOOD

    In Englands Green and Pleasant Land

    An incident occurred in a supermarket recently, when the following was witnessed: A Muslim woman dressed in a Burkha (A black gown & face mask) was standing with her shopping in a queue at the checkout. When it was her turn to be served, and as she reached the cashier, she made a loud remark...
    • BLUEBLOOD
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    • applauded bombing cos dressed following gown icke lapel loud mask muslim stepped supermarket touched voice wouldn
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  12. Weirdest Day Ever

    Here's what i done yesterday first i went down priory park with my mates, you know the little rivers that run through the park, well i fell in one of those, got my shoe stuck in the mud at the bottom, was capped in mud, then 3 boys came over and actually got in the river, 30 minutes later at...
    • Bluebelle Babe
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    • dressed shoe
    • Replies: 47
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. DTS

    I know this is not very PC but....

    Monday I got a call from a new cutomer called "Timothy" who has been recommended to me by the gay lads that invited me to the dinner party (See previous poll). Basically as you would expect he was looking to come into the office with his partner to chat about a mortgage for a penthouse he has...
    • DTS
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    • brokers dressed flashed imo kim kiss money mortgage recommended
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  14. Harry Potter

    I went into tescos tonight just before midnight and couldnt believe the size of the queues to buy the new book! It wasnt just kids but adults, standing there dressed as witches and wizards and for a while I thought to myself, have the people of England actualy lost there marbles!?! I have to...
  15. grayhound

    Newmarket Race Course

    Going to see Madness 2morw night at Newmarket Race Course. Due to it being a last minute affair as someone being ill i shall be going straight from work so by the time i get there id have missed all the races anway. As its a race course i would of thought it would have been smartley dressed...
  16. Mad Cyril

    Concert for Diana.

    I caught 2 minutes of this whilst channel hopping yesterday and I have never seen so many badly dressed, tense people dancing badly in one place. How the organizers of the event allowed Kanye West to open his set with 'Goldigger' I'll never know but I did enjoy the irony.
  17. DTS

    Shrimperzone - City of London Summer Drink up.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, A few of us from this board will be having drinks on Thursday 21st June 2007 at the Ship near Fenchurch Street from 6pm. http://fancyapint.com/pubs/pub1778.html It would be good if we can get as many of us out and pass the bordem of the long summer. The basic plan for...
    • DTS
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    • dressed fenchurch gentlemen ish pubs saucy
    • Replies: 57
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. DTS

    Haircut Horrors - What is worse?

    Down my gym today I was faced with a terrible terrbile sight. It is always a bun fight to find a locker close enough to the mirrors so you can check yourself out while getting dressed and undressed. Today though I was faced with the horror or horrors. The left of my locker was a white man...
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    • dressed eating faced horrors sucked thorugh
    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. ashingdon-shrimper

    Spongebob, Patrick and Barney health update...

    ...PATRICK here, well today at least want to say well done to everyone was the best atmosphere this season by far out of all the away games and home. Nearly collapsed in the suit but still alive just, suits a bit smelly now but let the fancy dress shop clean that up :) well done we did our town...
  20. DTS

    End of Season Fancy Dress...

    Used to love the end of season fancy dress party at Blues away games. I remember going to Macclesfield the year snow white got arrested dressed as Jesus. Such a good day out. Anyone know why this once great tradition stopped. DtS
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