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  1. seany t

    A monkey dressed in a cardigan ice skating to the theme music of 'Rocky'

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOj_QoSH6is Possibly the greatest thing known to man.
  2. Tangled up in Blue

    King denies cash crisis-Echo

    King denies cash crisis 10:40am Wednesday 2nd September 2009 Comments (7) Have your say » By Chris Phillips » CP: Spencer Prior hasn’t been paid for his benefit match in May yet. Why is this? GK: “We had arranged the match for the year before but we had to postpone it when we got into...
  3. Rusty Shackleford

    Slipper of the Yard

    Wonderful article here by one of my favourite journalists/commentators, Mark Steyn: “He was always affable and very much a gentle giant,” said Bruce Reynolds. “He was one of the old school,” agreed one of Mr Reynolds’ colleagues. Gentlemen publishers? Art dealers? Yes, Mr Reynolds has a...
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Shrimper

    Question County Fare

    Anyone go to the "Robin Hood" County Show that was at Garons? I did, don't quite see where the link to Robin Hood was apart from a couple of people dressed up in 13th century attire and scaring kids with big sticks, weapons, not part of their anatomy, eh Tarquin. Saw some Feret racing which was...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. sufc_tom

    Joke 18+

    Paddy and Murphy arrive at a fancy dress party. The theme was emotions. Most people dressed in colours associated with feelings. Red - anger, Green - envy, Yellow - cowardice. They looked shockeed to see Paddy naked with his ****lodged in a pear and Murphy with his **** in a bowl of custard...
  6. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Four

    Chapter Four - We Fade To Grays "Old Blue Lady," grinned Shackleford as she approached the table, holding Ricey carefully by the earlobe. "You came." Old Blue Lady lowered her squirming guest gently onto a barstool and stepped away, leaving him clutching his ear in annoyance and glaring up at...
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    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. BoyWonder2

    Question Fancy Dress Ideas

    Guys and girls, Some help is required. 13th March is Comic Relief, and he have to come into work in fancy dress. Now the last time we did this I came in as a pink pimp, basically a pink suit with dalmation trim, pimp hat, cane and white shoes. Now this went down a strom and I won best dressed...

  8. Is Sleeping with a friend acceptable?

    This past week has been our University "RAG Week"... Basically Raise And Give Week, where all the sports team organise events to raise money for charity, culminating in a Uni organised Bar Crawl and a big night out in one of the local clubs. I was out with a few of the lads from my house and...
  9. BLUEBLOOD

    How to start a fight

    My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming...
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. DTS

    Question Stockport Fans Chav fight yesterday.

    Did anyone else see what seemed like a million 13-15 years olds all dressed as members of blazing squad kick off with each other outside the ground. One of them took a bit of a kicking and then his mate weighed in on another teen chav. The last time I went to Manchester area (oldham away) I...
  11. Slipperduke

    Score It, O'Hara!

    Someone really needs to find out what Harry Redknapp is saying at half-time, because if we can patent and market it, we'll make a fortune. After an abject first half at White Hart Lane, Tottenham burst into life in the second, scoring four goals in twenty minutes, helped in no small way by the...
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  12. Benfleet A1

    Our little trip to Chelsea

    I awoke at 4am in need of a wee and stumbled out of bed. One empty bladder later I attempted to get back to the land of nod, no chance. So I surfaced, got dressed and tip toed into the kitchen for a cuppa. Got bored with the telly so tormented the cat for a while by making out I was going to let...
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Christmas Special with Backpacking Shrimper!

    The latest installment of the Interview with an exile thread, is Steve's Christmas Special from Australia - Happy Christmas everyone! Few piccies of the man himself...He loves posing for the camera, bless him :D 1) How long have you been an exile? A) Since late October 2007! Nearly...
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    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Yer Blues

    enough is enough

    now, i have sat back dring the last 7 games, careful not to be one of the voices of decent. however, after spending my friday evening listening to that, in my humble opinion it is time for a change. i do not profess to have the answers but in my defence, i am not paid to make these kind of...
  15. Ricey

    Pre-Match Thread Ricey's Report: Huddersfield Town (H) 13/12/08

    6 Points None The Richer. Saturday's game against Huddersfield town is a definate 6 pointer for the Shrimpers. They are directly below us and if Huddersfield win they go above us, this is something we don't want to happen and why this game is of great improtance to us. I think a major issue...
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    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. toellandback

    Nine words woman use

    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around...
  17. DoDTS

    Cup against Non League opposition (1922)

    here's another one of DoDtS's history lesson, here's how it was when we played non league oposition in 1922 WORKSOP TOWN 1-2 SOUTHEND UNITED F.A.Cup 1st Round 7th JANUARY 1922 Worksop were a non league side, but so were we two seasons previously so this meant little. Worksop, which is in...
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. DTS

    My weird day trip to Bristol.

    Decided to go to Bristol Rovers as its getting close to baby time and I want to be close enough to home so that I can get back incase MrS DtS decided to pop. As we have three weeks to go a look at the fixture list told me this was the last one I could aim for. I am allowing myself home games as...
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. davewebbsbrain

    Hole in the Wall

    On BBC1 now..biggest load of trash I have ever seen!!! Celebrities dressed in spandex have to make the shape of a hole in a wall coming towards them to avoid being pushed into the water..what tripe. On the upside..Harry Hill's TV Burp is ITV in an hour or so...Chippy Chips anyone!!
  20. DoDTS

    Newcastle Away 1992-93

    As we seem to be boring Wiggy, with nothing of interest on SZ lets have a trip down memory lane that usually gets some response. NEWCASTLE UNITED 3-2 SOUTHEND UNITED 15th August 1992 Division 1 This was Kevin Keegan's first League match as manager of Newcastle, and he Proudly claimed in the...
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    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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