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  1. southend_utd_fan

    Fanstasy Football - Final Table SZ League 07-08

    1 The Bare Bones Phil Jones 68 2199 2 AthleticClub De Merk David Westaway 60 2166 3 portslade shrimpers Gary Peck 61 2155 4 Janey's Shrimpers Jane Linford 55 2098 5 Southend Reserves Neill Adams 56 2076 6 Team CBA Jason Law 54 2043 7 AFC Gilbo Mark Gilbert 65 2014 8 Sarfend on Sea Boys...
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    • agg boreham bra didn didnt foo ford gilbo jabs jcrcr kiln league money rut samantha tilly unknown wasps
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. steveo

    Apprentice week 7

    Goodbye the Jennys. Michael should have gone for being a Jew who didnt know what Kosher meant, or molewoman should have gone for not shutting up when they were trying to buy something, or for the way she tried to undermine the team leader as she usually does. Sara did particularly well and made...

  3. Will Tilson do a speech?

    Should Tilly do a speech? I think he should, it seems common practice now that the manager gets on the pitch and says a few words to inspire everyone for the play-offs, but considering he didnt on saturday not sure he will now! Would be nice to hear what he has to say after the season we...
  4. Ayrshire Blue

    Today's Ratings

    Flahavan - 7 - Didnt have a great deal to do, had little chance with the goal Francis - 7 - Attacked and Defended very well Clarke - 7 - Usual performance, no nonsence at kicked a ball out the ground Barrett - 7 - Same as Clarke but kept the ball in the ground Mulgrew - 8 - MOTM for me very...
  5. Ayrshire Blue

    Hooper and Revell - Lack of understanding

    Didnt really seem to have an understanding of each other today. I thought Hooper played very well and looks alot stronger on the ball and can hold off defenders now. He had a great partnership at Hereford that played virtually every week. Hooper and Revell have never played together before...
  6. DTS

    Your worst stalker ever.....

    Watched some programme about some stalker who shot his ex-bird of three weeks in Harvey Nicks last night and it got me thniking about my own worst stalker. When I was 18 I worked for a company called Unijet who were tour operators who have seen been brought out by First Choice. Like most first...
    • DTS
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    • bombing booze brough ched didn didnt dreadful dts foo hadn hanks jobs kiss operators pulled teenage uns
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. ozzy-shrimper

    Sick.

    http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/crime/a/world_of_aids.htm Not sure if this has been posted before. Ive just been told about it and its sick. Disgusts me to think people could go around and do this. My mates mate recently had this done to them and i didnt know what to say when i was told.
  8. Vange Shrimper

    London Irish V Toulouse - Heineken Cup Semi Final

    Went to the Semi Final of the Heineken Cup this afternoon at Twickenham and just have to say how much fun I had at this game. One of the downfalls was that a pint of Heineken (they wasnt selling anything else, surprise surprise) was £3.60, bottled water was £1.50 and a fanta was £2.00 - rip off...

  9. Women are Crazy

    Yesterday was Varsity day, where Brighton Uni take on Sussex Uni at sports followed by a monumental **** up that night. Having watched us beat Sussex, me and a few lads watched the football before going out to hit a few bars and then on to a club. A little addition to this story is what...
    • EastStandBlue
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    • ched didn didnt foo occasions physically sports wasn
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Stats

    Reality Check Please

    Just logged on and I must say the amount of drivel I've looked at is shocking. Todays scapegoats include James Walker & Tommy Black. IMHO these both wernt at their best today but in a run of 11 games without defeat do you not think that at some point some players may have an off day? For those...
  11. shrimperman

    Northampton - from an ex-exiled shrimper!

    Evening all, I don't post on any messageboards anymore but browse from time to time and use to post on here a bit. Anyway, I've been away travelling for a year or so, Swansea was first game since being back, and today my second. To maybe give a bit of perspective I thought I'd leave my thoughts...
    • shrimperman
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    • adds ban barnard brough cleaning controlled didn didnt engine enjoyed foo gran hanks highlights itself league lose newly northamptons qui reliable rubbish shirt stronger superb suppor supports tilly
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. DTS

    Should Czech midgets be half price in a brothel?

    Benny Boy has just come back from Prague on his mates stag do. He landed Sunday and was meant to be back in Monday but due to the fact that he is a big girl he has not been back into work until today. As usual the big man and I went for lunch and swapped stories. His of his mates smashing...
    • DTS
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    • childrens cos didn didnt hes larger money
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Southend_Lady

    Defence - what an improvement

    I think amoungst all these positive posts we need to give a special mention to the improvement in defence. What a great difference Mulgrew and Francis have made lately and Barrett and Clarke are putting in some excellent performances. I think 5 goals conceeded in 10 games speaks for itself...
  14. mattytheshrimper

    The Ratings Thread

    Flavs - 7 not that much to do, solid game francis - 8 got a rocket up **** or something but looks confident and back to his best barrett - 8 what a goal and was a real captain tonight, showed everyone who was boss clarke - 7 did his job well and lovely little flick to set up 2nd goal mulgrew...

  15. 6am!!?

    Why didnt somebody tell me the clocks went forward!! Just got in from a night on the tiles and **** me im gona be shattered today! Man I'm gonna have a hangover but hey, a shag and 3 points for the blues makes up for that! Waheeeeeey!
  16. chadded

    30 most influential ginger people in English football.

    Taken from http://www.iamtalkingoutofmybum.com 1. Dave Kitson 2. Paul Scholes 3. Nicky Butt 4. Shane Wardley. Remember him? 5. Er, me. I support grass roots football, (SZFC, when I can be bothered) 6. Ok, now i've started googling. Steve Sidwell. 7. John Arne Risse 8. Neil Lennon 9. John...
  17. Magnum PI

    Magnum and Others Ratings

    Flahavan - 6 (didnt have a lot to do and looked a bit at sea at times in the second half with the wind. kicking a bit wayward) Mulgrew - 7 (got roasted for the penalty but a little unfortunate. his delivery from free-kicks is sensational leading to the goal) Francis - 8 (definitely getting...
  18. southend_utd_fan

    Man starves dog to death...

    ....And calls it 'Art'. http://www.popgive.com/2008/03/since-when-starving-dog-to-death-is.html Unbelievable, i can't believe no-one that visited the gallery didnt do anything about it. :O
  19. Vange Shrimper

    Thursday's Pub Quiz Part 8

    Usual rules, usual people banned. :) Enjoy.... 1. Emerald City is the capital of which country ? Two letters For extra points, name the four countries that border it. 2. A group of girls, and, another word for beer. 3. Since medieval times, name the patron saint of the following...
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    • axes ban beatles breaker capital didn didnt easier following foo spares
    • Replies: 54
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Winkle

    Belly laughs!

    My wife has always said I have quite a sick sense of humour with regards to other peoples situations/ailments and stuff, and with hand on heart she is more or less right. Pople falling over gets me, especially when they try and correct their self in mid drop, but she was telling me a story of...
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    • ands cleaning coping cracks didn didnt especially joi laughs ley lose peoples puppy qui
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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